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LoveCrafted: Conditional LOLZ

adhd, anger management, anxiety, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conditional, conditional love, depression, Divorce, emotional maturity, faithfulness, Financial Stability, lolz, LoveCrafted, Marriage, parenting, personal growth, relationships, Respect, self-care, spousal love, Therapy

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Villages Defended:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of arguments about managing anger ruining your Minecraft gaming experience? Join our server where anger management classes are mandatory for all players! We believe in unconditional love for children, but when it comes to spousal relationships, it’s all about financial stability, emotional maturity, and respect.

Don’t let a disagreement about love conditions lead to a divorce like it did for one player’s husband. On our server, we value healthy communication and understanding. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never feel like walking out on us! Join now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together, one block at a time. #LoveIsConditionalInMinecraft

BlockyDeathWish

afterlife beliefs, BlockyDeathWish, Choices, chosen ending, death, dying process, dying wishes, end of life, eternal rest, final destination, final exit, final moments, last breath, Life after death., mortality, peaceful passing, personal decisions, Preferences, preferred death, preferred method, ultimate fate

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose how you die! Want to go out in a blaze of glory fighting a horde of zombies? Done. Prefer to be squished by a giant slime? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and embark on crazy adventures where the only limit is your imagination. Build a roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava, or create a maze filled with deadly traps that will leave your friends scratching their heads (and respawning).

So why wait? Join us today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, the only way out is in a spectacularly ridiculous death of your choosing!

CraftyConscious

awakening, awakening of consciousness, Being, Consciousness, Cosmic, Cosmic Consciousness, CraftyConscious, Deep thought, enlightenment, Existence, Existential, first, History, introspection, Metaphysical, Origin, Philosophical, SELF AWARENESS, self-realization, Universe, Wake Up

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	3955	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Enchantments Applied:	89	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Villages Defended:	7

and decided to create a Minecraft server like no other. this server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the floss dance. if you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the land of rainbow sheep and flying llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground maze filled with diamonds and golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds the end of the maze will be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

Oh, did I mention that our server is also home to a tribe of friendly aliens who love to trade with players? They have technology beyond your wildest dreams, like jetpacks and laser guns. Just be careful not to accidentally start a galactic war while trading with them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire universe. Or at least the ruler of our server, which is pretty much the same thing.

GordoniaCraft: Permian Edition

craniomandibular, dicynodont therapsid, Edition, extinct genus, Gordonia traquairi, GordoniaCraft, Late Permian, Micro-CT data, neuroanatomy, permian, scotland

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2250
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND STUFF. we got this one dino called Gordonia traquairi and it’s like the coolest thing ever. it’s from SCOTLAND, so you know it’s gonna be epic.

we got MICRO-CT data that reveals all this crazy info about its brain and jaw and stuff. like, who even knew dinosaurs had brains? mind = BLOWN.

so if you wanna explore ancient worlds and uncover the mysteries of prehistoric creatures, then you gotta join our server. plus, we have pizza parties every friday. so like, what are you waiting for? JOIN NOW and let’s get this dino party started! 🦖🍕🎉

DestroyCraft Server

America, control, Corruption, DestroyCraft, Destroys, Destruction, DIVISIVE, Government, Goyim, influence, Manipulation, Personal, Political, Politics, Possibility, power, Propaganda, rational politics, Server, single handedly, society

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we single-handedly destroy any possibility of rational politics in America! Join us as we build giant monuments to chaos and mayhem, all while laughing maniacally at the goyim. Who needs rationality when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Come join us and watch the world burn (in Minecraft, of course)!

GarbageCraft Minecraft Server

bad writing, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, Disliked, dull, FEMINIST, Garbage, GarbageCraft, HATED, Leela, Minecraft, no personality, Overrated, poorly executed, Race, sad doggo, Server, Slow, unengaging, uninteresting, Unoriginal, whiny moments

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

VacayCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, brother in laws, busy schedules, college visits, Communication Issues, dance competitions, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family vacation, Father’s Day, group texts, guilt tripping, holiday traditions, Minecraft, mother-in-law, scheduling conflicts, Server, setting boundaries, shaming tactics, sister in laws, thanksgiving weekend, VacayCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8354	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind the drama of family vacations and passive-aggressive group texts. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the clutches of overbearing in-laws and guilt trips.

Build your dream world without anyone questioning your choices or making you feel bad for prioritizing your own family traditions. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, your virtual world will thank you for it!

GrannyCraft: No Permission Needed

aita, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, generational differences, Girlfriend, Granddaughter, GrannyCraft, misunderstandings, Needed, parenting, Party, Permission, reconciliation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, single parent, step-parenting, teenage motherhood

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Magic Items Found:	6085	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to babysit virtual babies while their teen moms party it up at virtual clubs. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have drama and chaos in every corner of our Minecraft world?

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you’ll be dealing with angry virtual girlfriends, disapproving virtual mothers, and rebellious virtual teenagers. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some brownie points along the way (or not, who are we kidding?).

BotheredCraft Minecraft Server

Agitated, ANNOYED, anxious, bothered, BotheredCraft, discomfited, disconcerted, disquieted, disturbed, Frustrated, irritated, Minecraft, overwhelmed, perturbed, Server, stressed, Troubled, uneasy, Upset, Vexed, Worried

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

EuroCraft: Yanks vs Yodels

AMERICANS, Behavior, Cross-cultural, cultural comparisons, Cultural differences, cultural practices, cultural quirks, cultural shock, customs, Etiquette, EuroCraft, Europeans, foreign practices, intercultural communication, perceptions, social norms, societal norms, Stereotypes, strange habits, Traditions, unusual customs, Yanks, Yodels

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8523	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Join our wacky Minecraft server where Europeans do the most outrageous things that Americans find weird! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs as their main mode of transportation, you’ll never be bored on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players duel with baguettes and croissants for ultimate bragging rights. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself!

Netanyahu’s Blocky Minecraft Server

blocky, cancels meeting, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic tensions, foreign relations, government meetings, international relations, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Netanyahu controversy, Netanyahus, news headlines, political disputes, political drama, protest, scolds Netanyahu, Server, us politics, US-Israel relations, Video, White House, White House response

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ores Mined:	587	Herobrine Sightings:	8

u kno wat’s bettr than a white house meetin? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin the cha cha slide. u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. trust me, u won’t regret joinin dis server. so come on in, grab ur pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!