Join us and experience a world where you can pee in the shower without fear of causing any pink scum buildup. Our showers are pee-proof and guaranteed to stay pristine no matter how many times you let loose.
Don’t be like the OP’s husband, who refuses to listen to simple requests. Join our server and enjoy a drama-free environment where shower peeing is not only accepted but encouraged (as long as you clean up after yourself, of course).
So come on in and leave your worries (and pink scum) behind. Our Minecraft server is waiting for you to join and experience the ultimate shower peeing paradise!
Imagine a world where you can pick up your friends from the airport without any stomach flu drama. Build your dream golf course without any interruptions from needy family members. Take a break from reality and immerse yourself in a virtual world where your only responsibility is to have fun!
Don’t let your wife guilt trip you into missing out on the annual golf trip with your college buddies. Join our server and let your mom take care of the kids while you enjoy some well-deserved me time. After all, it’s not like your friends can teleport themselves to the golf course, right?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Your virtual adventures await!
| IP Address | play.broomstix.net |
|---|---|
| Default Ports | |
| Discord Server | https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8 |
| Online In-game Map | https://map.broomstix.net/ |
Features:
No, Bedrock and Java cross-play are supported, so a Java account is not required.
No, griefing is not allowed.
You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.
Yes, you can put a lead on mobs to teleport them.
Welcome, brave souls, to the Minecraft server where time folds over itself and logic has gone to die! Here, in the heart of the chaotic block world, you’re invited to relive your wildest childhood fantasies—or confront your deepest nightmares! But beware, for every block you place may just be a portal to madness.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Cows | Ever wanted to milk existential dread? Now you can, with our special breed of cows that only moo in binary! |
| Griefers in Disguise | Every player is a trusted friend until they morph into your deepest fears at midnight. |
| Absurd Biomes | Experience the Fluffy Void or the Infinite Lava Snails biome! Who needs water when you can drown in surrealism? |
| Time Travel Blocks | Place a block, lose a year! Who knew that those missing socks could be so… timeless? |
| Unchained Grapes | These aren’t your mama’s grapes—each bite could launch you into a philosophical crisis! |
Q: How do I join?
A: Simply believe hard enough that the universe owes you a spot, and it will grant your wish… though it may take a while to realize you’re in a square reality.
Q: What are the server rules?
A: Rules are made to be broken—just like the laws of physics. But don’t forget: nothing is real unless you doubt it!
Q: Is there a community?
A: Community? Ah, yes! But they might just be figments of your imagination or the leftover spirits of players past—who can say?
“Anyone else used to push their ass against the dryer? Was how I realised how good anal could feel as a kid…”
“Nowadays I have toys but miss being a naughty kid playing with my butt when I wasn’t supposed to.”