Join us and experience a world where you can pee in the shower without fear of causing any pink scum buildup. Our showers are pee-proof and guaranteed to stay pristine no matter how many times you let loose.
Don’t be like the OP’s husband, who refuses to listen to simple requests. Join our server and enjoy a drama-free environment where shower peeing is not only accepted but encouraged (as long as you clean up after yourself, of course).
So come on in and leave your worries (and pink scum) behind. Our Minecraft server is waiting for you to join and experience the ultimate shower peeing paradise!
Imagine a world where you can pick up your friends from the airport without any stomach flu drama. Build your dream golf course without any interruptions from needy family members. Take a break from reality and immerse yourself in a virtual world where your only responsibility is to have fun!
Don’t let your wife guilt trip you into missing out on the annual golf trip with your college buddies. Join our server and let your mom take care of the kids while you enjoy some well-deserved me time. After all, it’s not like your friends can teleport themselves to the golf course, right?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Your virtual adventures await!
But wait, there’s more! The spawn town is actually a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
So, like, back to the question. Mental illness or physical illness? Ummmm, definitely physical illness because like, if you have a broken leg, you can just slap a bandage on it and keep mining for diamonds. But if you have a mental illness, you might start seeing Steve as a talking sheep or something. And that’s just not cool, man.
Join this server now and let’s build the most epic castle made entirely out of cake and rainbow blocks! YOLO, amirite?
One of our favorite rules to break is building structures taller than the sky limit. We believe that the sky’s the limit, quite literally, and we encourage players to defy gravity and build towering skyscrapers that reach the heavens. Who needs rules when you can reach for the stars?
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can engage in illegal potion brewing and enchanting. Who needs to follow the rules of the land when you can brew potions that turn you into a flying pig or enchant your sword to shoot fireballs?
So come join our server and break all the rules in the most epic and hilarious ways possible. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get up to in our crazy world of Minecraft!
Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.
We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.
Our plugins:
| Plugins |
|---|
| Lands |
| Shop |
| Worldguard |
| Multiverse |
| Chat feelings |
| Gsit |
| Dynmap |
| BlazeandCaves Advancements |
What makes us unique?
One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.
We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.
We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.
Key links:
TCT News: We now have a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration so that our main world can continue to be a hub for our player’s fantastic projects.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What type of server is TCT? | TCT is a small scale, semi-vanilla survival server with its own creative world. |
| What plugins does TCT use? | TCT uses plugins such as Lands, Shop, Worldguard, Multiverse, Chat feelings, Gsit, Dynmap, and BlazeandCaves Advancements for socializing and convenience. |
| How does the community influence TCT? | TCT allows players to suggest changes and vote on proposals through Discord, as well as host a monthly MVP vote to highlight outstanding players. |
| Are there any special events on TCT? | TCT now has a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration. |
We got all the crazy builds, the epic PvP battles, and the dankest memes you’ll ever see in your life.
Don’t waste your time watching VTubers, come hang out with us and experience a whole new level of virtual insanity.
Join now and let’s create some epic memories together, bro!
Join our server and experience a world where even the most two-dimensional players are welcomed with open arms. And who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a compliment about your lovely father while you’re at it!
So come on down to our server and leave rudeness at the door – unless, of course, you’re looking to be called a “jerk” from above. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their Minecraft adventures?