EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

empowerment, Women, Understanding, unmet needs, Spotting

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

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GymGirlGriefCraft

Routine, Explaining, knees, heavy set, joking around

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where spotting someone for a heavy set can lead to drama hotter than the Nether! Join us for a workout like no other, where helping someone with their form might just land you in hot water with your significant other.

Experience the thrill of making gym buddies and cracking jokes about squat form, all while risking the wrath of your jealous partner. Who knew that a simple act of kindness could lead to such chaos in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of gym etiquette and relationship drama. Just remember, in this world, even a friendly spot can lead to a spot of trouble.

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ChivalrousCraft: Spotting the Cheaters

patronizing views, Men, sexism, Behavior, Gender Roles

yo, do u wanna join a minecraft server where benevolently sexist men are the key to success? yea, u heard me right. these dudes may seem all chivalrous and stuff, but they actually be cheatin’ on u left and right. it’s like a soap opera up in here, drama for days. come join the madness and see if u can survive the treacherous world of minecraft with these shady characters. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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Quantum Craft: State of Matter

Craft, Science, Breakthrough, innovation, computational power

So, like, this server is, like, totally out of this world, man. We got, like, quantum computers powered by a new state of matter created by Microsoft. I know, right? Insane!

Join us and, like, experience the power of quantum Minecraft. You can, like, build crazy structures that defy the laws of physics. Want to create a house that floats in mid-air? No problem, dude. Want to mine diamonds with just a snap of your fingers? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking pigs who wear top hats. They’ll guide you on epic quests to find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a zombie while riding a flying pig.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Quantum Minecraft, baby!

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Simply Vanilla

map size, Community, Survival, Discord, Active players

Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

IP: simplyvanilla.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

Map size: 10 TB+

What escaping spawn looks like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on Simply Vanilla?	No, hacking and duping are strictly prohibited on our server.
What is the map size of Simply Vanilla?	The map size is over 10 TB, providing a vast world for players to explore and build in.
How can I escape spawn on Simply Vanilla?	You can watch a video tutorial on escaping spawn by following the link provided in our server information.
Is PvP allowed on Simply Vanilla?	Yes, PvP is allowed on the server. Players can make alliances, betray others, and conquer bases in an anarchy-style gameplay.
Can I join the Simply Vanilla Discord community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community by clicking on the provided invite link in the server information.

Arctic Explorer 1.20.2

Nordic, Arctic, Nordic roots, Nordic traits, Explorer

Join our Minecraft server if you wanna feel like a majestic Nordic warrior riding a polar bear into battle!

We’ve got snow-covered mountains taller than your mom’s high heels and forests so dense you’ll get lost faster than a chicken in a tornado.

Build your own Viking longhouse and raid villages with your friends for epic loot and glory!

Don’t be a potato, join now and unleash your inner Norse god!

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GF Flower Emporium Minecraft Server

Valentines, Boyfriend, misunderstanding, chilis, relationship

Are you tired of real-life drama like this? Come join our Minecraft server where the only flowers you’ll be giving are virtual ones! No more misunderstandings over gift-giving, just pure pixelated fun. Plus, we accept payment in diamonds, not just Apple Pay. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

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BlockyBanterHR

HR complaint, WOMEN IN THE WORKPLACE, workplace discrimination, corporate office, professional presentation

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of dealing with patronizing colleagues in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and craft without anyone questioning your passion or dedication!

Picture this: you’re presenting your latest creation in a virtual meeting and instead of being called “emotionally invested,” you’re praised for your dedication and creativity. No more eye rolls or subtle undermining comments – just pure gaming fun!

And if anyone dares to question your skills or commitment, you can report them to our in-game HR department for a virtual slap on the wrist. Take that, Stephen!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and show the world that women gamers are just as strong, assertive, and passionate as their male counterparts. Let’s build a community where everyone is respected and valued, one block at a time. See you in the game!

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LeftTurnsOnly Minecraft SMP

LeftTurnsOnly, Racing, track, left turns, smp

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is LIT AF! Like, imagine a world where you can build your own crazy creations, team up with other players to take down epic bosses, and just have a blast mining and crafting all day long.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most INSANE events on this server, like pig racing where you can ride pigs around a track and try to be the fastest racer in all the land. And don’t even get me started on our epic parkour challenges that will test your skills and make you rage quit in the best way possible.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the rarest items and resources on this server that you won’t find anywhere else. Like, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be discovered. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the map that is just waiting to be found.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be part of this epic adventure? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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Weak4FoodMC

irresistible food, food weakness, irresistible dishes, favorite indulgence, food cravings

Are you a Minecraft player with a weakness for virtual food? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server offers the most delicious virtual food you’ve ever seen. From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all. Join our server and satisfy your cravings like never before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Ender Dragon Chef”, a mythical creature who cooks up the most mouth-watering dishes in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon Chef in a cooking competition, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending buffet of food that will keep your hunger bar full for eternity.

So if you’re a foodie at heart and looking for a server that will satisfy your cravings and tickle your taste buds, join us today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for the ultimate Minecraft dish – the elusive “Diamond Steak”.

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Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

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