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Literally Nothing Seth Said Was Wrong Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Gerald. Plus, our admin Seth is basically a Minecraft genius – he once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon! So come join us and see for yourself why literally nothing Seth said was wrong.

He’s Not Wrong SMP

Accurate, appropriate, authentic, Correct, Exact, factual, genuine, he’s not wrong, Hes, Legitimate, on point, Precise, proper, real, right, smp, spot on, Suitable, True, valid, veracious, wrong

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Secret Passages Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Animals Bred:	190

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. We have a strict “no pants allowed” policy, because who needs pants when you’re fighting dragons and riding unicorns?

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). If you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll earn the title of Chicken Whisperer and gain access to the secret chicken temple filled with golden eggs.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cactus Coven, a group of witches who have mastered the dark arts of cactus magic. They will challenge you to cactus duels and if you lose, you’ll be turned into a cactus yourself!

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Just remember, anything goes on our server and the only rule is to have fun!

BlockBusterCast

Acting, BlockBusterCast, Casting, Character, Excellent, film, FLAWLESS, flawless execution., flawless portrayal, ideal, impeccable, Movie, on point, Outstanding, perfectly cast, Performance, Role, spot on, SUPERB, TALENTED, top-notch

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4192	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Have you ever seen a movie where the casting was so spot-on that it felt like the actors were born to play those roles? Well, that’s exactly how you’ll feel when you join our Minecraft server!

Picture this: Steve, the main character, is played by a real-life lumberjack who spends his days chopping down trees with his bare hands. And the creepers? Oh, they’re played by actual explosives experts who love nothing more than blowing things up (safely, of course).

But the real showstopper is the Ender Dragon, who is portrayed by a professional wrestler with a flair for the dramatic. You won’t believe the epic battles that unfold when this guy takes the stage!

So if you want to experience a Minecraft server where the casting is so perfect it’s almost eerie, come join us today. Who knows, you might just find your own perfect role to play!

Crafty Cows and Cluckers: ‘She’s right’ Minecraft Server

Absolutely, Accurate, affirmation, Agreement, Cluckers, Correct, Cows, Crafty, Definitely.., for sure, Indeed, Minecraft, no question, on point, Positively, Precise, right, Server, she’s right, shes, spot on, True, Undeniably, unequivocally, validation, without a doubt

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Emeralds Found:	8793
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a banana instead of a pickaxe. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a journey through a lava-filled cave while dodging flaming chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but only if you can defeat the giant zombie potato guarding it)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

EvilWinnersCraft

Conquerors, Dark History, dark past, despots, dictators, evil figures, EvilWinnersCraft, Historical figures, Historical villains, History, infamous dictators, infamous leaders, Leaders, notorious rulers, oppressive regimes, power hungry, ruthless leaders, tyrants, Villains

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Animals Bred:	161
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	4223
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out who the real villains of history are! We have recreated famous historical figures like Napoleon, Genghis Khan, and even Cleopatra as evil bosses that you must defeat to claim their treasures. But be warned, they won’t go down without a fight! So grab your pickaxe and sword, and show these baddies who’s boss in our wacky world of historical mayhem!

NATOcraft: Ukraine Edition

accession, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european union, foreign policy, global security, Guidelines, international relations, military cooperation, nato, NATOcraft, political stability, russia, SECURITY, Summer summit, Ukraine, US State Department

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

LOL HAVE U HEARD BOUT DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? U GONNA WANNA JOIN CUZ WE GOT NATO ACCESSION GUIDELINES BEING HANDED OUT AT DA SUMMER SUMMIT, BRO! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, WE’RE BRINGIN’ INTERNATIONAL POLITICS INTO MINECRAFT, AIN’T NO SERVER DOIN’ IT LIKE US! U WANNA BE PART OF DIS HISTORICAL MOMENT, JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT DIPLOMAT! WHO KNEW BLOCKS COULD BE SO DIPLOMATIC, AMIRITE? SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN DA FUN, CUZ WE’RE TAKIN’ MINECRAFT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL, BABY! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN… OR SOMETHIN’ LIKE DAT!

GratefulCraft: Longevity Boost!

aging, Boost, cardiovascular disease, emotional well being, GratefulCraft, Gratitude, gratitude intervention, gratitude journaling, gratitude practice, health benefits, healthy aging, Longevity, mental health, mindfulness, mortality, older adults, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, Protective, research, stress reduction, well-being

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

join dis epic minecraft server where u can live longer just by playin! we got research that shows if u feel gratitude u can live foreva in dis virtual world. forget bout real life problems like heart attacks, cuz on dis server u protected by da power of gratitude! come join us and live 4eva in minecraft land, where u can build, explore, and be grateful for every block u place. come on, what u waitin for? join now and live foreva!

Welcome to the Playhouse SMP! Semi-Spicy Vanilla, only for grown-ups and the occasional reset

Adults, Asia, Australia, Chat, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Europe, GrownUps, java, new zealand, North America, occasional, Performance, player heads, playhouse, Plugins, Projects, Reset, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, smp, south america, Stability, Survival, united states, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3916

Playhouse SMP – Season 6 Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival Java Server
Age Limit	18+
Plugins	Invisible item frames, player heads
Player Base	32% European-based, 48% North America, 20% other regions
Server Location	United States
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, please join our Discord using the link provided above. From there, you can chat with our community and get access to the server IP.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

We have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly gaming experience for all players. These rules are shared on our Discord server for you to review before joining.

3. Can I bring my friends to play on the server?

We always welcome new players to join our community. If you have friends who are interested in playing, feel free to invite them to join us on Playhouse SMP.

4. Is there a reset schedule for the server world?

We typically start a new world every season, which lasts for a specific period before we reset and start fresh. The current season is about to start its 6th world together.

5. What activities can I expect on the server?

Our server offers a variety of activities, including communal farms, economy-building with shops, private farms, and server-wide events. Players are encouraged to play however they like and help each other out.

CraftyDog Minecraft Server

action combat, BDO, black desert online, boss timers, coomer outfits, coupon codes, CraftyDog, Grind tracking, Grinding, guides, Guilds, Jealousy, KR News, Minecraft, mmorpg, NA/EU Patch Notes, Pearl Abyss, PvP, rng, sandbox experience, Sardine, Server, silver/hr, upgrade mechanics, World Map

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with non-stop action combat, RNG madness, and more RNG than you can shake a stick at. But wait, there’s more! Upgrade mechanics that will have you spending four times the item’s worth just to see if you get lucky.

Join us for brand new PvP experiences that will have you questioning your sanity, while wearing coomer outfits like slutkinis and shondoms. And don’t forget about the infinite grinding on a circle or a private circle – because who doesn’t love a good grind?

Our server offers a pseudo sandbox experience that doesn’t really matter anymore now that Marni exists, but hey, it’s there if you want it. Plus, we have coupon codes that will make you question reality, an interactive world map that will blow your mind, and general utilities that will have you wondering how you ever lived without them.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure filled with craziness, chaos, and more RNG than you can handle. Our guilds, including Jealousy and Sardine[Enhancement failed], are waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Slavosphere Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, cross-cultural dialogue, cultural boundaries, cultural exchange, culture, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnic heritage, Geopolitical, Global community, global perspective, historical context, Identity, international opinion, international relations, Minecraft, nationalism, political implications, regional dynamics, Server, Slavic countries, Slavosphere, societal impact

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest Slavosphere you’ll ever encounter in your life! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing bears playing the accordion and squatting villagers selling vodka. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a gang of cheeki breeki bandits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare Slavic unicorn roaming the plains. So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the wild and wacky world of the Slavosphere in Minecraft? Come join us and embrace your inner Slav!

TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL

aghast, APOLOGISE, awkward, Contact, domestic assault case, Fish and chips, glare, Grandma, line, little girl, Men, out of line, poking tongue, Restaurant, Scared, Smile, STOP, Store, TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL, Villain

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchantments Applied:	239	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of being judged for trying to make kids laugh with a harmless tongue poke? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a safe space where you can express your playful side without fear of being labeled a villain!

Join us for a fun and quirky community where everyone is free to be themselves, whether you’re a tongue-poking jokester or just looking for a good time. Our server is the perfect place to escape the judgmental glares of grandmas and enjoy some lighthearted fun with fellow players.

Don’t let awkward encounters hold you back from having a great time – join our server today and let your inner child run wild! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate your unique sense of humor. See you in the game!

HornyCraft Minecraft Server

adventurous, Daring, exhilarating., Forbidden, horny, HORNYCRAFT, IMPULSIVE, Indulgent, INTENSE, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Outrageous, passionate, Provocative, Risky, scandalous, seductive, Server, Steamy, taboo, Thrilling, Wild

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8110

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your horniness-induced shenanigans!

Join us and experience a world where every block you break unleashes a wave of uncontrollable horniness that will have you building the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen. Need a break from mining? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs and feel the heat rise in more ways than one.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman Strip Club, where the dancers teleport around the stage in the most seductive ways possible. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at the Nether Roulette, where every spin could lead to a steamy encounter with a ghastly creature.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your horniness run wild in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the…building you’ll be doing.

CraftyCrafterz

adult play, BEDROOM, CraftyCrafterz, Creative, Discreet, diy, experimentation, Favorite, household item, household item as sex toy, household object, INTIMATE, Personal, Pleasure, self pleasure, Sensation, sensation play, sex toy, solo play, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	132	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8561

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of using household objects as sex toys in-game. From plungers to spatulas, the possibilities are endless! Who knew crafting could be so kinky? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild (literally)!

LabourCraft Minecraft Server

14 years, boris johnson, brexit, Campaign, center-left, conservative party, Democracy, general election, Government, jeremy corbyn, labour, labourcraft, landmark, Minecraft, opposition, Parliament, Politics, prime minister, return to power, Server, UK election, United Kingdom, Voting

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that is more wild than a UK election? well, u found it here! we got center-left Labour party trying to make a comeback after 14 years of being in the wilderness. but forget about politics, come join our server and build ur own empire! u can be the next prime minister of minecraft, ruling over ur fellow gamers with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whatever u prefer). who needs a boring old election when u can have a creeper explosion party instead? join now and let the chaos begin!