Sporty MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.20.2

CAR, Vehicle, Fast, Sleek, Realm

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, so lit, man. Sabaru is like, the sexiest thing ever in Minecraft world. I mean, have you seen those pixels? They’re so hot, I can’t even handle it.

And like, if you join this server, you’ll be surrounded by all that sexiness 24/7. Your eyes will be blessed with the sight of Sabaru everywhere you go. It’s like living in a dream, man.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to have your mind blown by the sheer hotness of Sabaru. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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The Blocky Bunch Minecraft SMP

Feedback, Depravity, Roleplaying, Thick, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with sporty characters and thick adventures. Our server is like F-list, but in Minecraft form – create your character profile, find like-minded partners, and unleash your wildest fantasies in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as dedicated to kinks and depravity as you are? Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, our group forums are filled with juicy gossip and drama, and our kink list is longer than the Great Wall of China.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creepers blush when they see what’s going on. We have a live status tracker to keep you updated on all the naughty shenanigans happening, and a filtered ads section for those looking for some extra spice in their roleplays.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where anything goes and every block tells a story. Who knows, you might just discover a kink you never knew you had – like building giant statues of your favorite anime characters in compromising positions. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today!

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SexySubaru Minecraft Server

Fast, subaru, SexySubaru, CAR, japanese

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a Subaru on a summer day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Hop on this sexy Subaru of a server and let the fun begin!

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GymClassHeroCraft

teenager, trendy, gym clothes, stylish, Youthful

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a disco ball at a rave? Look no further, my dudes! Our server is so rad, it’ll make you feel like a cute 15 year old in gym clothes again! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the king of the land. How, you ask? Because our server has insane custom plugins that give you superpowers like flying on a unicorn and shooting rainbows out of your fingertips. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns and rainbows, baby!

But that’s not all! Our server also has the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine battling it out with other players to see who can build the most epic statue of a potato. Winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and bragging rights for life.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. And who knows, you might just become the next cute 15 year old in gym clothes ruling the Minecraft world!

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Live Liver Minecraft Server

Minecraft, liver, Live, hepatic system, metabolism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the liver’s main purpose is to live… literally! Our server is so wild and wacky that even the organs have a life of their own. Join us for a chance to see livers running around, partying it up, and living their best lives in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that takes you on a thrilling ride through a volcano filled with lava sharks. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!

So come on over to our server and experience the liver’s true purpose of living, along with all the other crazy adventures waiting for you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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The Bad Luck Minecraft SMP

strong communities, cultural norms, #group mentality, buddhist texts, Social Cohesion

Are you tired of falling back into your base animal desires or creating convoluted ideologies just to justify your cruel vengeance on others? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and be part of a strong community that will help you draw values and keep you from going off the deep end.

We have players who have transcended their base desires and have created rational ideologies that will blow your mind. Forget about those Buddhist texts, we’ve got something even better – a community that will support you and help you become the best version of yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to your animalistic tendencies and hello to a community that will help you thrive. Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every Tuesday! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

ex wife, school laptop, Receipt, relationships, Projects

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the real world, but also thrives in the virtual realm! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Looking for a place to escape from the chaos of your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Who needs a gaming laptop when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only test you have to worry about is surviving the night?

Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and exploring with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of dealing with stepkids and their bio mom. And hey, if you happen to accidentally drop something heavy on your virtual creations, we won’t ask you to pay us back for it (unless it’s diamonds, of course).

So come on down to our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends to help you navigate through the ups and downs of virtual life. Just remember, in our world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game!

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CraftyCreeperWeightShamer

self-conscious, Support, PRESSURE, denial, CraftyCreeperWeightShamer

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – on our server, you can also experience the thrill of virtual fencing matches and strut your stuff on the catwalk as a part-time model*!

Forget about your insecurities and focus on having a blast in our virtual world. And don’t worry about gaining a few pounds, because in Minecraft, everyone is perfect just the way they are – even if you’re not exactly attractive in real life (we won’t judge!).

So come join us on our server and leave your worries behind. Who needs abs when you can have a diamond sword and a pixelated runway to strut your stuff on?

*Disclaimer: Fencing and modeling may not actually be available on our server, but we promise you’ll still have a great time!

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Misconception: Adulting is easy SMP: AdultingIsHardMinecraft

mental health, Decision making, personal growth, self-care, easySMP

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against creepers, hilarious pranks on fellow players, and a thriving economy where diamonds are the currency of choice.

Forget about adult responsibilities like paying bills and doing taxes – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough food to survive the night. And trust us, with our custom food mod that includes bacon-wrapped diamond sandwiches and enchanted golden apples, you’ll never go hungry again.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that a secret dungeon filled with rare loot and powerful weapons awaits those brave enough to seek it out. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Leave adulting behind and join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

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RedditRejectsMC

RedditRejectsMC

Are you tired of Redditors hating on your favorite things? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all the things that Redditors love to hate on! From creepers blowing up your house to mining straight down, we embrace all the controversial Minecraft tactics that will have you laughing all the way to the diamond mine. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs – because who needs Redditors’ approval anyway?

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