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  • Boner-Free Referee in Minecraft SMP

    Boner-Free Referee in Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to test your skills in epic battles, build insane structures, and try not to pop a boner as a referee in our intense PvP matches.

    Our server is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will keep you on your toes at all times. From building giant statues of chickens to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But be warned, our PvP matches are no joke. You’ll have to referee matches where players use TNT cannons, ride llamas into battle, and even fight with nothing but potatoes. Can you keep a straight face and not pop a boner as you watch the chaos unfold?

    So come join us on this wild and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and no match is ever the same. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong bladder, because you’ll be laughing and holding it in all day long!

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  • SoccerDadFails Minecraft Server

    SoccerDadFails Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special “build-out line” just like in soccer! As long as you stay behind the line, you can do whatever you want – even if it means scoring goals while the other team screams in confusion!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy parents, angry dads, and kids scoring legal goals left and right. Who needs offside rules when you have the build-out line to save the day?

    So come on over and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember to brush up on your Minecraft soccer rules before you join, or you might end up like that angry dad swearing in front of a bunch of pixelated kids. See you on the server!

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  • “Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

    “Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

    But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

    Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

    So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

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  • Hey, /sp/ Minecraft SMP

    Hey, /sp/ Minecraft SMP

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    Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where Olympic boxers are quitting their day jobs to become professional miners. That’s right, forget punching people in the face, now they’re punching trees and rocks instead!

    But that’s not all, we’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant dancing panda who only speaks in riddles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Don’t miss out on the fun, because who knows what other absurdities await you on our server!

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  • Bribing The Ref To Beat Shartalanta Minecraft SMP

    Bribing The Ref To Beat Shartalanta Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along).

    Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated PvP battle with your arch nemesis, Shartalantagrim. Just when you think all hope is lost, you remember that you bribed the referee to help you out! Suddenly, a herd of pigs comes charging in, distracting Shartalantagrim just long enough for you to land the winning blow. Victory is yours, all thanks to your shady dealings with the ref.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pranks and shenanigans you’ll ever see. From turning someone’s house into a giant chicken coop to filling their inventory with nothing but dirt, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next master of chaos and hilarity on our server!

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  • SplashCraft Minecraft Server

    SplashCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re swimming in sponsors, getting free stuff left and right just for playing. And get this – one time, a player actually got to play a game with Hitler in it and totally destroyed his ball! Talk about a legendary moment in gaming history. So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen – you won’t regret it!

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  • > Dude what if we removed all talk, team…Minecraft SMP: NoChatNoTeam

    > Dude what if we removed all talk, team…Minecraft SMP: NoChatNoTeam

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve banned all forms of communication, team switching, and even limited the rounds to only 2 because talking to the other team was just too much fun! And don’t even get us started on that horsefucker Jill – she caused way too much drama. Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable twists and turns, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hilarious time!

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  • Fan Love Minecraft SMP

    Fan Love Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate battleground for wrestling fans! Join us for epic battles and hilarious shenanigans as we build, mine, and wrestle our way to victory.

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is guarded by a giant wrestling ring where players settle their differences with epic wrestling matches. Want to claim that prime piece of land? Better be prepared to step into the ring and show off your best moves!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground wrestling league where players compete for rare resources and bragging rights. Think you have what it takes to become the ultimate champion? Only the bravest and most skilled wrestlers will survive the chaos of the underground arena.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where wrestling fans come together to build, brawl, and bond over their love of all things wrestling. Let’s show the world that even in the virtual world, we can be nice to each other – as long as we settle our differences in the wrestling ring!

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  • Respect the Block Minecraft SMP

    Respect the Block Minecraft SMP

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    Have you ever wanted to play Minecraft with a professional soccer player? Well, look no further because on our server, Neymar is a regular player! That’s right, you can team up with Neymar himself to build epic structures and dominate in PvP battles.

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Legend has it that if you can find the base, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and gold blocks. Just be careful of the traps set by our resident prankster, who loves to troll unsuspecting players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in Minecraft!

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  • > Booing during the national anthem… Minecraft SMP

    > Booing during the national anthem… Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to experience booing during the national anthem, sprinting across the grounds causing a ruckus, and Chinese fans shouting abuse against Japan team fans for no reason at all. But don’t worry, even with all the craziness, you’ll still end up losing to the legendary Yamato bvlls just like in the old days. So come on in and embrace the madness, because what the heck is wrong with Chinese fans anyway? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and mayhem!

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  • Crafting Realms of Equality

    Crafting Realms of Equality

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    JOIN NOW FOR THE ULTIMATE EXPERIMENT IN HOLOGRAPHIC BLOCKS AND TANGENTIAL DIMENSIONS!

    Are you ready to plunge into the *best* Minecraft server haunted by the spirits of past block builders? Or maybe it’s the *worst* and we’re all just players in a cosmic joke? You’ll never know until you log in! Think you can build a diamond castle on the backs of illusionary llamas? You’re absolutely correct, but also completely mistaken! Join us!

    FeatureDescription
    Infinite Water Source – Or Is It?Every bucket is a gateway to confusion! You may or may not drown in your dreams!
    Living Creepers With FeelingsEver wanted a friend to blow up your hopes? Creepers now have existential crises.
    Endless Night Cycle!Night lasts forever! Just like my sanity! And also the potato shortage.
    INVISIBLE ORES!Mine what you can’t see; it’s what the *government* doesn’t want you to really experience!
    World Crisis EventsEvery hour, the server may start raining cats or *toasters*. Good luck!

    FREQUENTLY ALIENATED QUESTIONS

    Q: How do I join this server?A: Hey, did you ever think about the meaning of existence? Just punch the keys randomly until something happens?!

    Q: What about the rules?A: Rules are for the ones that believe in boundaries! Jump off the edge of reason!

    Q: Is there a map?A: Maps are just suggestions from the realm of the lost. You are the map!

    RANDOM QUOTES FROM DERANGED PLAYERS

    “I understand that girls are supposed to show tits or gtfo?”

    “To conquer a kingdom of insomnia, one must embrace the chaos!”

    “All blocks are cubes, but are they really cubes? What is a cube?”

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  • PancakeQuestWithoutHubby!

    PancakeQuestWithoutHubby!

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    The Do Not Wake the Slumbering Husbands Survival Challenge!

    Welcome to a dimension where reality folds in on itself, just like breakfast plans on a chaotic Sunday morning! Here in Do Not Wake the Slumbering Husbands, you’ll find the strange intersection of pregnancy cravings, bewildering husbandry, and the sacred art of guilt-driven breakfast hunts. Are you ready to transcend the mundane and plunge into the abyss of marital realities?

    Enter at Your Own Risk

    In this pixelated realm, you’ll encounter unfathomable mysteries, nonsensical quests, and an ever-present sense that time is just a suggestion. Daylight savings is but a mere illusion here, and breakfast waits for no one—especially not for groggy spouses!

    Features & Mechanics

    • Pregnancy Power-Up: Gain the ability to dash through walls of sleepiness. Excellent for snatching breakfast and sometimes keeping a kitten alive.

    • Husband Hypnosis: Utilize the mysterious Art of Prolonged Nagging to summon your drowsy partner from the depths of their slumber. Just be aware—results may vary.

    • Collective Breakfast Defiance: In this world, enjoying breakfast alone isn’t a taboo; it’s a rite of passage. Gather the culinary spoils and leave the snoozers behind!
    ActivityEnergy LevelPotential for Outrage
    Morning Scrolling⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡🤔
    Gentle Awakening⚡⚡⚡😠
    Solo Breakfast Quest⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡🔥
    Acquiring Cat Provisions⚡⚡⚡⚡😼
    Building Bassinets⚡⚡⚡😱

    Conspiracies & Myths

    • The Whispering Slumber: Legend has it that if you wake a husband too early, cosmic forces may retaliate, leading to a cat-astrophic breakfast scenario. Tread lightly!

    • The Forgotten Bassinet: Some say those who fail to build their bassinets may find themselves haunted by restless pixelated spectres of unfulfilled husbandly duties.

    🌌 Secret Feature: Did you know? Player interactions could yield surprises beyond explanation! A missing spouse may send you a coded message about why breakfast is a forbidden delight! (Disclaimer: Messages may include obscure emojis and unsolicited cat advice.)

    Player Testimonials

    “I tried to plug my partner into the power of breakfast, but they just purr-furred to snooze. Now I feast alone with my simian friends.” — MysteriousNomad77

    “Every time I wake my husband, it becomes a battle of wills. I think he’s part cat or secretly a hibernating bear. This server is chaotic! 10/10 would breakfast again!” — GrogginWife420

    Warnings

    Join at Your Own Peril! This server has been banned in 12 dimensions for its radical approach to breakfast inclusion and unorthodox husband-waking methods. Those who attempt to awaken the slumbering may never escape the realm of sleep!

    Call to Action: Breakfast Awaits!

    So, do you dare join the chaos? The void of breakfast hunts, the unpredictable energy of home life, and the peril of passive-aggressive requests await! Embrace the absurd; forsake all logic! Click that join button now, but remember—to join is to consent to polarizing breakfast outcomes and the inevitable questioning of sanity.

    FAQ: Frequently Asinine Queries

    • Q: Why do I feel guilty eating breakfast alone? A: Maybe it’s the weight of existential dread or simply how breakfast brings couples closer, but really, who knows?

    • Q: Can I start my own breakfast rebellion? A: Absolutely! Just be wary of the repercussions involving sleepy husbands and a darkened sun in pixelated skies.

    • Q: What if I run out of toast? A: Embrace the void! Bread is an illusion, and so is marital bliss—consider this a survival tactic.

    Dive deeper into the chaos of Do Not Wake the Slumbering Husbands, where each block is a twisted narrative of love and late breakfasts. Who knows what you’ll discover next? Only those who dare will find out!

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  • Crafting My First SMP Adventure

    Crafting My First SMP Adventure

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    🎉🌍 Welcome to the MOST IRREVERENT Minecraft SMP you’ll ever stumble upon, my fellow blockheads! You thought you knew Minecraft? HA! You don’t know anything until you’ve joined this insanity-on-a-block server! Let me lay down the wildest reasons you NEED to join this pixelated paradise!

    1️⃣ First off, forget about regular ores. You’ll find MAGICAL DIRT that when mined, turns into FLYING PIZZA! 🍕 Yup, you heard that right! Pizza that lets you levitate, because who doesn’t want to float through the air while munching on deliciousness while dodging creepers that explode into tiny kittens?? I KNOW, RIGHT?!

    2️⃣ Prepare your hearts for the CAVE-DWELLING ILLUMINATI! Ever encountered a wandering trader with a monocle? Yeah, well, THIS dude sells you enchanted coal that lets you breathe underwater like you’re Aquaman if he were made of blocks! Yes, you’ll become AQUABLOCKMAN! You won’t be able to sing, but you CAN breathe underwater!

    3️⃣ And let’s not forget about the MYSTIC HORSES! They don’t just gallop, they TELEPORT! One minute you’re taming it, the next it’s taking you on a ride through the fourth dimension! 🚀 Last week, it accidentally took me to a world made entirely of JELL-O! I’m still waiting for my refund!

    4️⃣ Wanna build a house? Why have a boring old wooden one when you could have a FLOATING HOUSE ON A CLOUD? Yep! Get ready for the incredible "Blocky Cloud House Distribution," where every player is provided a cloud-house made of pure happiness and gummy bears! Just make sure the rain isn’t maple syrup, LOL, or you’ll have one sticky situation on your hands! 🍁

    5️⃣ Speaking of chaos, there’s a MONSTER TRUCK, but it’s not a truck, it’s a giant pink sheep named BOB! 🐑🚌 Bob has a special ability to drive over ANYTHING at light speed while playing Beethoven symphonies in reverse! Trust me, you haven’t LIVED until you’ve ridden Bob while he moonwalks over a mountain of zombies!

    6️⃣ And guess what? We have a PERMANENT OFFICE OF DISORDER, where you can apply to be the official Griefing Ambassador! Your job will literally be to prank players by turning their houses into gigantic hot dogs! 🌭 It’s a lot of ketchup and mustard, but hey, it’s all in good fun!

    7️⃣ Still not convinced? Well, here’s a secret: there’s a MINE made of rare, limited-edition NOSTALGIA BLOCKS! When you mine them, you relive all your embarrassing childhood moments! It’s like a therapy session, but with more skeletons trying to steal your Minecraft cookies! 🍪

    So, what are you waiting for??? A golden potato? Just TP (that’s teleport, duh) over here and join the madness! Expect the unexpected, and just remember: logic is over-rated in this SMP! See ya on the flip side, or should I say the BLOCK side?! 😜✌️💥✨

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  • Blocktopia: Shift Your Bits!

    Blocktopia: Shift Your Bits!

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    Join Our Absolutely Mind-Blowingly Awesome Minecraft Server! 🌟

    Have you ever looked at your real-life abode and thought, “Geez, I wish my home was crafted from enchanted gummy bears and had a pet dragon that made breakfast every morning?” Well, look no further! Here are the OUTRAGEOUS reasons why you need to hop onto our server faster than a creeper on caffeine!

    1. Pet Moon Unicorns: Ever wished your pet goldfish could fly? Here, you won’t just get a flying goldfish; you’ll ride majestic Moon Unicorns that sprinkle glitter and grant wishes! Just make sure to feed them rainbow donuts, or they might shoot sparkles out of their hooves in protest. Trust us; you don’t want to deal with that!

    2. Time-Traveling Pizza Ovens: Forget timeless classics like the Flux Capacitor! Our server features time-traveling pizza ovens that deliver slices from historical moments. Ever wanted to munch on a slice of pepperoni straight from the Renaissance? Or perhaps a vegan dish back from the age of the dinosaurs? Don’t ask how; just savor the taste of history!

    3. Creeper Karaoke Competitions: Unleash your inner pop star with our legendary Creeper Karaoke nights! Our server hosts an amazing league of creepers who are just dying to hear your renditions of "Bohemian Rhapsody." Spoiler: they might explode if you hit a high note, but that just means you’re a hit!

    4. The Great Lava Swim: Think you’ve faced every challenge in Minecraft? Wrong! Join the daring “Great Lava Swim” event where you try to dodge flying iguanas while navigating a gigantic pool of lava. Warning: Pulled hamstrings are common (but hey, that’s just part of the fun!).

    5. The Village with a Secret: Our server is home to a village that has been taken over by sentient potato beings who think they are the reincarnation of Hollywood stars! Every Friday, they host a film festival featuring potato-inspired adaptations of classic movies. Ever seen “The Great Potato Gatsby”? You will now!

    6. Daily Dragon Races: Ditch your mundane daily grind and get ready for the most exhilarating races on the backs of dragons who are even more competitive than your average Minecraft player! Your dragon might throw a fit if you forget to offer it a tribute of enchanted cupcakes—just saying!

    So, what are you waiting for? Leave behind your boring life of reality and step into the kaleidoscopic fantasy of our server where the ridiculous is normal and the bizarre is celebrated! Join us, and become part of the absolute Minecraft legend—where we guarantee you’ll have a rollicking good time (and possibly dodge a few creepers along the way!). 🏰✨

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  • PolandCraft Server: Starlink Wars!

    PolandCraft Server: Starlink Wars!

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    so, like, u know how Musk is all like “i got Starlink for ukraine” but then Poland is all like “nah bro, we need our own thing”? well, this server is like the alternative to Musk’s Starlink but for Minecraft! join us and build ur own virtual Ukraine with all the blocks u could ever want. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from creepers and zombies. come join us and be a part of the craziest virtual world ever!

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  • Minecraft Mind Blaster Server

    Minecraft Mind Blaster Server

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    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you why you gotta be a part of this madness!

    So, get this, right? We got this crazy study that says if you join our server, you’ll be like totally restructured in the brain, man! Like, all those cravings for smoking or whatever will just disappear! It’s like magic, but with blocks and stuff!

    Imagine building your own virtual world while also rewiring your brain! It’s like multitasking on a whole new level, dude. Plus, who needs cigarettes when you can be mining diamonds and slaying zombies? Am I right?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master while also kicking those smoking cravings to the curb! It’s a win-win situation, bro! Let’s get blocky with it!

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  • Linus Tech Tips Minecraft Server: Everything You Need to Know

    Linus Tech Tips Minecraft Server: Everything You Need to Know

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    Does Linus Tech Tips Have a Minecraft Server?

    Linus Tech Tips (LTT) is a popular technology-focused YouTube channel known for its engaging content on tech reviews, builds, and news. With a massive following, fans are often curious about the possibility of an official Minecraft server where they can connect with Linus and other fans.

    Does Linus Tech Tips Have a Minecraft Server?

    As of now, Linus Tech Tips does not operate an official Minecraft server. While many fans hope for one, there has been no announcement from LTT regarding the launch of a server dedicated to Minecraft gameplay. However, the community is vibrant, and many fans actively play on various unofficial servers inspired by LTT’s content.

    Fan-Made Alternatives

    Without an official server, fans can explore a variety of fan-made Minecraft servers that capture the spirit of Linus Tech Tips:

    1. LTT Fan Server: Many fans have created servers that incorporate LTT-themed elements and even challenges. Search for community Discord servers where these may be listed.
    2. Tech-Themed Servers: Join servers such as “Hypixel” or "Mineplex," which offer mini-games and tech-themed builds.

    Useful Next Steps

    Stay updated on any announcements from Linus Tech Tips by following their official YouTube channel and Twitter. For Minecraft fans seeking community, explore sites like Minecraft Server List for fan-based servers and discussions.

    While an official Linus Tech Tips server isn’t available yet, the community remains active, providing tons of opportunities to enjoy Minecraft with fellow fans.

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  • Welcome to the server of the player MRJUXERT server minecraft

    Welcome to the server of the player MRJUXERT server minecraft

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    Description of serverfree admin Come Server

    AternoscraftshjI.aternos.me:62016

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  • Phoenix SMP

    Phoenix SMP

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    Server NamePhoenix
    Version1.20.4
    FeaturesTechnical server w/ Experimental Features
    New Player FriendlyYes
    Server LocationFalkenstein, Germany
    Discord LinkJoin our Discord

    About Phoenix Minecraft Server

    Phoenix is a technical Minecraft server with a focus on experimental features and new player friendliness. We prioritize fun and love on our server, and we have a variety of impressive structures and farms for players to enjoy.

    Current Features:

    • 1k2 spawn perimeter
    • Chronos V3 raid farm
    • Main storage
    • 1,728 Furnace array
    • 1k2 Nether peri WIP
    • 100k iron farm
    • 23k shulker farm
    • Wood district that farms every single wood type

    Future Plans:

    • Ultimate server-wide transportation network
    • 5,0002 WR perimeter
    • 72k ice farm
    • New semi-encoded main storage

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

    A: Yes, we welcome players of any skill level, including beginners.

    Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

    A: Players aged 13 and above are welcome to join, but cracked players are not accepted.

    Q: What do you mean by a technical server?

    A: A technical server focuses on complex redstone contraptions, farms, and other advanced Minecraft mechanics.

    Q: Can I suggest a project or lead one on the server?

    A: Absolutely! We encourage players to suggest and lead projects on the server.

    Q: Where is the server hosted?

    A: The server is hosted in Falkenstein, Germany, and runs on 8+GB of DDR4 RAM on an Intel i5 12500.

    Q: Is there a creative server or creative testing available?

    A: Yes, we have a creative server for testing, and players can also access a once-per-day copy of the survival world for singleplayer creative testing.

    Q: How can I stay updated on server events and announcements?

    A: Joining our Discord server using the provided link will keep you informed about all server news and events.

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  • Mind Games in the Block World

    Mind Games in the Block World

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    Join the Server Where Reality is Just a Suggestion!

    Welcome, brave warrior of time and space! You have stumbled into the darkest crevice of the digital abyss—a Minecraft server so twisted, it makes your grandma’s napping schedule look like a quantum physics equation! Is this the greatest server ever? Absolutely! Or is it the worst? Yes! Join us to reshape your perceptions of existence forever. No proof needed; just dive in. Trust the void; it knows you!

    FeatureDescription
    Infinite Lava HosesYour homes will be flooded with joy, or is it fire? Either way, your heart will warm!
    Screaming CreepersUnlike regular Creepers, they scream your biggest fears before exploding. Spicy!
    Walking WheatNeed bread? Just follow the loaves as they frolic in the fields. But beware of the butter monsters!
    Time-Traveling EndermenThey steal your blocks and then return them 87 years before they were crafted. Mind-bending!
    Reality Warp ZonesStep inside to find yourself as a potato. What were you before? A sandwich? WHO KNOWS?

    FAQ: Things That Don’t Matter

    Q: How do I join the server?A: Joining is simple! Just scream at the monitor until reality conforms to your will. Alternatively, you could just knock on your neighbor’s door. Go ahead, try it!

    Q: What’s the server IP?A: The IP is like air—always changing, but ever-present! Just inhale deeply, and it shall reveal itself in a shimmering mirage.

    Q: Can I bring friends?A: Friends? Ha! What are friends but reflections in mirrors of insanity? Bring them, or leave them; they might already be part of the server, or have they always been here?

    Random Quotes from the Abyss

    “What is she thinking right now?”

    “You think too much; the void is your best pal!”

    “Banana peel on the floor, but who matters?”

    “Incredible! Shouting at the moon yields no results!”

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