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CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

colloquialisms, CraftyCreeper, cultural expressions, cultural heritage, cultural identity, deep meaning, existential questions, idiomatic expressions, introspective language, Language, linguistic diversity, long tail tags, meaning of life, Minecraft, Native Tongue, philosophical concepts, profound thoughts, Server, Slang, traditional sayings, unique expressions, unique phrases

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Towns Built:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51

Do you ever find yourself pondering the meaning of life while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your existential questions! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that speaks in only the most bizarre and unique expressions from around the world. Who needs a philosophy class when you can learn the secrets of the universe while mining diamonds and battling creepers? So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of life… in ur cunt!

PissAndShitMC Server

comedy, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, jokes, Laughter, meme, Millennials, millennials entertainment, millennials funny, millennials humor, millennials internet, millennials jokes, millennials laughter, millennials meme, millennials social media, millennials viral, PissAndShitMC, Server, social media, viral

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1362	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn and fall asleep? Well, look no further because our server will make you piss and shit yourself with laughter!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even participate in a dance-off with creepers!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your pants off (literally)!

CraftySpender Minecraft Server

arrogance, brand names, college student, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation resolution, CraftySpender, defending oneself, family, family dynamics, financial struggles, hidden struggles, judgment, luxury, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal finance, relationships, Server, thrift shopping, thrifted items, wealth, wealth disparity

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6253

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on thrifting and trolling Marie! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and throwing shade at those who think they’re too good for thrifted treasures.

Immerse yourself in a world where Marie’s expensive taste is no match for our budget-friendly creativity. Show off your thrift shop finds and let’s see who can rock the best “leftovers from others” look.

Don’t be afraid to speak your mind and stand up for what’s right, just like our fearless player who put Marie in her place. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so full of drama and thrift store sass?

So come on, join us and let’s show Marie that being wealthy doesn’t mean you have good taste – sometimes, it just means you have a lot of money to waste on overpriced bags. See you in the game!

SisLiesMC: DaughterDramaGone

acne, aita, anger, angry messages, babysit, Comments.., DAUGHTER, daughter’s comments, DaughterDramaGone, exclusion, family, family drama, lying.., parents, punishment, relationship, sibling rivalry, SisLiesMC, sister, sister kicked out, work

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2176
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Need a break from your sister who mooches off you and causes drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Build a fortress to keep her out or team up with other players to take her down in epic battles.

Tired of your parents constantly meddling in your business and taking sides? On our server, you make the rules! Build a kingdom where you’re the king and your parents can’t tell you what to do.

Join now for a drama-free zone where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!

CraftyCompanions

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a trusty companion by your side to watch your back while you battle creepers and zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a lonely miner again. Our paid ‘companions’ are here to keep you company, crack jokes, and even serenade you with their beautiful singing voices as you explore the vast world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our companions are also expert builders, redstone wizards, and potion-making geniuses. Need a castle built in record time? Our companions have got you covered. Want to create a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure? Our companions will make it happen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate gaming adventure with your very own paid companion by your side. Trust us, you’ll never want to play solo again!

EuroCraft: OilWars2023

2023, Buying, diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, energy consumption, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, EuroCraft, Europe, geopolitical tensions, global economy, India, international relations, oil imports, oil trade, OilWars2023, record rates, Russian oil, sanctions, supply chain, Trade routes, ukraine war

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

so like, imagine a minecraft server where europe is like, buying russian oil through india like it’s nobody’s business, all while a war is happening in ukraine. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through geopolitical drama while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground oil trading operation run by villagers in cahoots with the ender dragon.

come for the oil, stay for the adventure. this server is lit, fam.

PythonFangSurgeryCraft

Bone, bone repair, damaged tissue, Effectiveness, medical device, medical innovation, musculoskeletal injuries, new technology, Orthopedic Surgery, orthopedics, pointed teeth, python fangs, PythonFangSurgeryCraft, rotator cuff injuries, small teeth, surgery, surgical device, surgical procedure, tendon, tendon repair, tissue repair

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	139
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have a new medical device that will fix all your rotator cuff injuries! we got tiny teeth that latch onto your tendon and bone like a python’s fangs, spreading and lessening the force on your damaged tissue. it’s like having a tiny dentist in your shoulder, but way cooler. join now and say goodbye to shoulder pain while building epic structures in the game. who knew minecraft could be so therapeutic?

TrIMine There was a Wipe!!! Minecraft server

Discord, donation, Minecraft, Rtp, Server, server wipe, TrIMine, wipe

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	915	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Private donation rtp our ds: https://discord.gg/mPzNfCWS

185.107.193.82:45966

Hypocraft Minecraft Server

contradiction, Deceit, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, duplicity, ethical dishonesty, Fake, false appearance, fraudulence, Hypocraft, Hypocrisy, hypocrisy exposed, image, insincerity, Minecraft, misleading, moral inconsistency, Phony, Pretense, self-deception, Server, two-faced

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on a journey through the wildest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen, where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Friday at 3pm).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Hypocrisy Image, a mysterious artifact that holds the power to turn players into chickens for 24 hours. Will you be brave enough to seek out this image and embrace your inner cluck?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PixelLove Minecraft Server

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, emotional connection, husband, Infidelity, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, PixelLove, relationships, Server, sex, sexual attraction, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Therapy, Trust, Wife

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual love triangle, with players constantly asking, “Why won’t she have sex with her husband, but is more than happy to have sex with every other man?” Join us for drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or lack thereof). Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!