CraftyAthleteGOAT

all time, athletic achievements, athletic excellence, athletic greatness., athletic legends, athletic prowess, CraftyAthleteGOAT, Goat, greatest athlete, iconic athletes, legendary athletes, Legends, record holders, sports, sports GOAT, sports heroes, sports history, sports icons, sports legends, sports stars, top athletes

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Who needs athletes when you can be a Minecraft legend on our server! Join us and show off your mad skills in block building and zombie slaying. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might just end up teaming up with the creator of Minecraft! So why waste your time watching sports when you could be crafting your way to glory on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

DetentionCraft

Behavior, children, Communication, consequences, consequences of actions, consequences of discipline, DetentionCraft, discipline, discipline outcomes, discipline techniques, drastic measures, education, parental decisions, parental involvement, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting strategies, parents, school behavior, school discipline, school issues

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are your kids acting up and failing school? Don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where we punish kids by making them mine for diamonds until they learn their lesson.

One parent tried this out and their child went from failing grades to straight A’s in just one week! Another parent even said their kid started doing their homework without being asked after just a few days on our server.

So if you want to teach your kids a lesson they’ll never forget, join our Minecraft server now! Who knew virtual mining could lead to real-life success?

PutCraft: Putin’s Boost

Austria election, Austrian politics, Boost, boost for Putin, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, election results, Europe, far right, far right wins, far-right movement, far-right party, nationalism, Politics, populist uprising, PutCraft, putin, Putins, right wing, right wing party, Support, Victory, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crops Grown:	8456	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the far right is, like, winning elections in Austria and stuff. But don’t worry, it’s all just a crazy plot twist for our server! Putin is probably chilling in the background, sippin’ on some vodka and cheering on the chaos.

Join our server for the most epic battles between the far right and whoever else is trying to stop them. Build your own crazy fortresses and defend them against Putin’s secret agents (or maybe just some noobs with diamond swords, who knows).

Who needs boring old politics when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft? Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elections and world leaders. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

End of Humans Sing Last Song

Apocalypse, Doomsday, End of the World, end times, existential crisis, Extinction, extinction event, extinction timeline, Farewell, final melody, final moments, Future, human legacy, Humanity, humans, impending doom., last breath, last performance, last song, mortality, sing, singing, song

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Divine Spears Created:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

lol join this epic minecraft server where we pretend humans are extinct and we are the last survivors trying to sing the last song before we all die lol. u can build crazy bases and fight off zombie mobs while trying to hit those high notes like a boss. plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. so come on, join us before the world ends and let’s sing our hearts out together!

BoomCraft: Siberia’s Blast Craters

blast, BOOMCRAFT, Chemists, craters, discovery, Earth science, Environmental, Exploding, Exploration, Explosive Craters, geology, Geothermal activity, Methane Blasts, Mystery, natural phenomenon, puzzling, research, Science, scientific study, Siberia, Siberian Craters, Siberias, Underground, Unraveling

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can explore explosive craters like in siberia? well now u can cuz this server has all the underground methane blasts u could ever want! join now to unravel the mystery of these crazy craters and see if u can survive the explosions! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come on and join the fun, u won’t regret it!

Warped Vanilla Funhouse: Only for 15+ VIPs on a Twisted Adventure!

Adventure, application, Builds, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Drama, Events, Explore, Fabric, FRIENDSHIPS, funhouse, gallery, instagram, Minigames, Places, playstyles, Projects, Respect, rules, smp, Standards, Twisted, Vanilla, VIPS, warped

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

The just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get in to the server.

Links

Discord Invite	Join our Discord
Instagram	Visit our Instagram

Vanilla Experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

Community

We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our Discord and apply!

Not Your Average Minecraft Server

“Youth, /b/ homos, 14 year old girls, age gap, Appearance, attractiveness, Average, beauty standards, controversial, DATING, inappropriate, internet culture, Minecraft, not attractive, online forums, Opinions, relationships, Server, social media, societal norms, teenagers, ugly old ladies, underage

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with 14-year-old girls who just aren’t cutting it in the attractiveness department? Well, fear not, because on our server, we cater to a different crowd – the /b/ homos who love to date ugly old ladies! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, hilarious banter, and of course, plenty of blocky adventures. Who needs teenage drama when you can have a server full of mature ladies who know how to have a good time? So come on, join us and see why dating ugly old ladies is the new trend in Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult content, BDSM, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, explicit content, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetish exploration, fetishes, jerk off, kink community, Minecraft, nigge edition, NSFW, Roleplay, sexual fantasies, sexual preferences, smp, Submission, taboo topics, Talky

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	1854
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Dimension Hops:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your weirdest fetishes, talk about your kinkiest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Nigge Edition, we have special events where you can compete in fap-offs and see who can climax the fastest. The winner gets a special prize that will make your Minecraft experience even more… stimulating.

So why wait? Join /dft/ today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just make sure to have a tissue handy…

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

Breakup, Communication, compromise, CraftyLove, CREDIT SCORE, decision, disagreement, finances, House, Investment, loan, Logic, Minecraft, Mortgage, ownership, Partnership, Property, Purchase, real estate, relationship, Server, UNFAIR

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream virtual home without any messy property disputes.

On our server, you can team up with fellow players to create epic structures and explore vast landscapes. But beware, there may be some players who try to pull a sneaky move like asking you to put all your diamonds into a shared chest while they keep theirs hidden away.

Don’t worry about credit scores here, everyone is equal in the world of Minecraft! And if someone tries to pull a fast one on you like suggesting you take out a virtual loan to cover their share of the virtual house, just block them and move on to building your own empire.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a shared house when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not shady partners trying to take advantage of you. Let’s block out the negativity and mine for some fun!

ConcertCrazeMC

Accommodation, artist, Concert, ConcertCrazeMC, cost, die-hard fan, exhausted, husband, IMPULSIVE, Leave, life to the fullest, MONEY, quality of work, red eye flight, significant cost, TICKETS, Transport, travel, unemployed, work

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Votes:	9173	Runes Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Potions Brewed:	35	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world? Join our server and experience the thrill of living life to the fullest, just like my impulsive husband!

Imagine this: you’re on a 5-hour flight to a country near us to see your favorite artist perform live. But here’s the catch – you can’t get leave from work! So you have to leave on Saturday morning, come back on Monday morning, and go straight to work on a red eye flight. Talk about dedication!

But wait, there’s more! The total cost for this adventure is around 1300 USD, but don’t worry, your husband will cover it if you’re uncomfortable with the cost. Who needs financial stability when you can have a once-in-a-lifetime experience, right?

So, are you ready to join our server and embark on crazy adventures like this? Don’t be a party pooper, come join the fun and let’s make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next Minecraft update)!

Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server

#newborns, baby, coronavirus, Covid vaccine, Covid-19, health, hospitalization, immunization, infant health, maternal health, maternal vaccination, Minecraft, newborn care, pandemic, Pregnancy, Pregnancy health, prenatal care, Protection, public health, Safety, Server, vaccination, vaccine benefits, Vaxxed

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Votes:	5425
Crops Grown:	2105	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! your newborn baby is instantly protected from getting hospitalized just by you getting the covid vaccine during pregnancy. like, how crazy is that?! join now and save your baby from the hospital drama, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, rumor has it that the more you play on this server, the stronger the vaccine protection gets. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate vaccine warrior in the minecraft world!

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