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Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	488
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

Dullstaples SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Void Gems Collected:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Dullstaples SMP is an SMP like no other. Initially starting as a community server for the Instagram meme page @dullstaples the server has become something more. With time and love the server has evolved to become the unforgettable experience many are craving in today’s oversaturated market. We have a lot to offer in terms of what makes us different. We have a brand new terralith generation with the nether and end getting revamps. There are new naturally generated structures and some overhauled older ones. We also have made slime fun part of the mix with more interesting late-game content. There is much more to offer including a very welcoming community with discord voice chat being probably the most fun you’ll have. Come and join us!

play.dullstaples.xyz

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Bed wars, Lucky blocks, Mob Arena, Quake, Spleef

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Potions Brewed:	138	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

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spotymc.ru

CraftFunny

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

WHAT WE WILL OFFER: – Nice and organized administration – Configured plugins PLUGINS: – ShopChest (Possibility to create them by players – Withdraw (Banknoty) – PaySign (Possibility to create various mechanisms with the nameplate) – Vote (Voting plugin) – And much more 😀 OTHER: – Type: Survival + Plots – Version: 1.16.3

CraftFunny.csrv.pl

Neptuna mc

Modded, Multiplayer Survival, Pve Survival, PvP Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Alien Abductions:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

This is a modded 1.19.2 server where have over 30 mods which you can have fun around explore the new vast world and become powerful and explore new portals and new weapons. this server is friendly to everyone and anyone is welcome to the server!

neptuna.apexmc.co

MineBoys

Factions, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Star Shards Collected:	91
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Votes:	1340

We are an Adventure Map Server with lots of fun maps, minigames, and live server events!!! We have custom GUI menus and it keeps getting better!!! So come and join at—- play.mineboys.com

play.mineboys.com

DM CRAFT – Comfortable survival Minecraft server

Economy, Empty, Large Online, No Donations, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Private, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4758	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ores Mined:	2594	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

What is a DM Craft server?

These are kind and sympathetic players!

A world without borders.

Gameplay without lags and frequent restarts.

An administration that will always help solve your problems!

We do not have griefing, cheaters or whale starts.

No donation or privileges.

There are privates and points at home.

The size of the private and the number of house points depend on the rank, and the rank itself depends on the time you have played

Quickly skip the night and teleport to other players.

There are no wipes here, so players can afford to build luxurious houses and survive in them!

You can brew alcohol and sell items using chest shops

The currency is diamonds.

The server is completely made to feel the very atmosphere of the game that we experienced 10 years ago when we launched Minecraft for the first time

play.dm-craft.ru

Vanilli smp

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Welcome to Vanilli SMP, a semi-vanilla Minecraft server! Our server is built for players who want a balance of vanilla gameplay with added features. We have an active owner/developer who is always working to improve the server. The server features a variety of custom plugins that add new content and gameplay options to the game. Vanilli SMP’s economy system allows players to earn in-game currency through /jobs, and use it to claim chunks, store items in /backpack, and access /tpa and /rtp commands. We have a friendly community and active staff who are always happy to help. Join us now and experience the best of both worlds with our semi-vanilla server!

play.vanillismp.com

AmorettiCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7127	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Animals Bred:	161
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Hello, and welcome! AmorettiCraft is a new survival/PvP based Minecraft server that is looking to build a steady and active community of players! AmorettiCraft offers a variety of activites and is growing daily!

AmorettiCraft offers: • A whole world dedicated to creative mode to build to your heart’s content! • Custom dungeons with various levels of difficulty and rewards! • RPG elements with leveling systems and abilities! • Custom quests that will have you travel and traverse the server! • A world dedicated to Factions with a system that tracks the top Factions and offers perks and in-game bonuses! • A world dedicated to minigames with Mob Arenas, PvP Arenas, FFA, Spleef and more! • An economy system with personalized Jobs and Shops! • Daily, weekly and monthly log-in rewards! • Random Exp boosts for all players on certain days and the ability to buy Exp boosts!

We’re also looking for staff, if interested please apply on the discord.

51.81.5.253:25629

❤️ FunnyMC ❤️ Survival, BedWars, Vulture ⭐1.8-1.20+ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	100	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Animals Bred:	55	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Emeralds Found:	2884
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

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FunnyMC server on version 1.8 – 1.20+

— Survival, Vulture, BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, MurderMystery

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, holiday beach, prostitutes

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – play.FunnyMC.net

Website: https://mcfunny.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/funnymc

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

Enter the promo code RATING on our website MineLegacy.ru and get an additional discount!

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MCchaos.org

Anarchy, PvP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

This is an anarchy server. Do what you like, just don’t crash the server. You can PVP, destroy shit, pretty much anything.

mcchaos.org