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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 7773 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!
2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.
3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?
5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.
So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!
Aphmau, also known as Jessica Bravura, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her Minecraft roleplay series. She has amassed a large following for her engaging storytelling, lovable characters, and creative gameplays. Aphmau is admired for her positive and uplifting content that has resonated with audiences of all ages. She 
