but wait, there’s more! we got a pet creeper named bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure to wear your blast-proof armor). and every full moon, we have a dance party with the zombies and skeletons – they got some killer moves, trust me.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a nether portal? it’s like a thrill ride and a trip to hell all in one. so come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). let’s make some memories – and maybe even some new friends.
| About | We reset only two weeks ago for our new 1.21 season, and are fighting the dragon shortly! |
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| About Elysia | I started Elysia several years ago and it has grown into an incredible community. It is a whitelisted server with a focus on inclusivity and a relaxed vibe. |
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| Non-Features | Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, plugin/money based economy, donator perks with advantages |
| Question | Answer |
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| Is the server whitelist? | Yes, Elysia is a whitelisted server. |
| Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly? | Yes, inclusivity is a core belief and we are LGBTQ+ friendly. |
| What is the age requirement? | The server is for 16+ dedicated players. |
| What are some of the server features? | Some features include Proximity Chat Mod, Armor Stand Tools, Discord > server chat, web based world map, gradual world border expansion, grief prevention systems, adult staff team, and more. |
| How can I join Elysia? | To join, apply for the whitelist here and join the Discord waiting room server here. |
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