we welcome all players, no matter if you’re a pro builder or just starting out. and get this, we even have special events for athletes with disabilities, so everyone can join in on the fun.
plus, if you’re into team sports, we got your back. no more gettin yelled at for not scoring that goal or missing that shot. on this server, we celebrate all achievements, big or small.
so come join us, where the only thing you’ll be supervising is your own epic builds. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy ride.
we have this whole women’s soccer team thing going on where, like, if you join the team and wear white shorts, you’ll, like, never win a game. it’s, like, a curse or something. but, like, if you wear any other color shorts, you’ll, like, dominate the competition.
so, like, come join our server and be part of this, like, totally wild experiment. who knows, you might, like, discover the secret to winning at minecraft. or, like, you might just have a good laugh at all the chaos. either way, it’s gonna be, like, a blast, dude.
join us at: play.ExhaustedSports.fun
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Join us and you just might find yourself in a battle against a llama with a diamond sword!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King. He rules over his chicken kingdom with an iron fist (or wing?) and is always looking for new subjects to join his feathered army.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave those full kit wankers behind for good!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game called “Zombie Soccer” where players kick around zombie heads instead of a regular soccer ball. It’s a real kick in the head, literally!
And if that’s not enough craziness for you, we have a special event every Friday called “Ender Dragon Racing” where players ride on the backs of ender dragons and race through the skies. It’s a high-flying adventure that will leave you breathless (literally, because you’ll be flying so fast)!
So come join us on our server for some unhealthy, but incredibly fun, sports activities. Who needs to be in shape when you can have this much excitement in the virtual world?