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PrivilegedCraft: 90s Kids Edition

90s, academic achievement, Access, advantages, athletic development, college-educated parent, disparities, Edition, INEQUALITY, Kids, opportunities, organized sports, parental influence, Participation, privileged, PrivilegedCraft, social mobility, socio-economic status, sports programs, study, youth sports

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mines Excavated:	4636
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Votes:	1905	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t care if your parents went to college or not! We welcome all, even if your momma never finished high school!

our server is like a wild playground where you can unleash your inner child and build the craziest creations you can imagine. Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We won’t stop you!

We believe in equality for all players, whether you’re a pro at redstone or can’t even figure out how to make a pickaxe. Everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and chaos that is our server.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who needs organized sports when you can have organized chaos on our server? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

challenging decision, Choose carefully, choose one, choose wisely, clog, DECIDE, decision, Decision making, difficult choice, Dilemma, dilemma situation, either or, Make a CHOICE, make a decision, Minecraft, Options, pick one, select, Server, Shit, Shitsuck, Suck, Throat, throteclog, tough choice, tough decision

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Builder, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

apartment, attitude, Boundaries, city, Communication, Confrontation, countryside, DadStopCallingItAnApartment, Disrespect, family, Grandparents, House, humor, jokes, Minecraft, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, social cues, uninviting, Visit

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	8106	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Secret Passages Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

SneakyStepCraft

age appropriate, attachment, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, Decision making, Empathy, family dynamics, legal guardian, love, ownership, parenting, plushies, Respect, sanrio, Sneaking, SneakyStepCraft, step-daughter, Toys

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	164	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mines Excavated:	4501	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!

UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

39B, Development, eastern europe, economic recovery, Economy, Energy Sector, EU, european union, financial aid, financial assistance, funding, Infrastructure, international aid, Investment, loan, PLEDGE, power grid, powerup, Rebuild, Reconstruction, Support, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	39	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4

haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

PenguinCraft – Humans Welcome

Animals, Antarctic birds, Biodiversity, continents, diverse habitats, earth’s inhabitants, ecology, environmental conservation, geographic range, Global Distribution, human impact, humans, PenguinCraft, Penguins, polar regions, Species adaptation, species distribution, unique species, wildlife, worldwide, zoology

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where humans and penguins be chillin’ together on all seven continents! We got penguins wearin’ diamond armor and humans doin’ the penguin dance, it’s a wild party up in here!

If you wanna see penguins flyin’ through the sky on jetpacks or humans swimmin’ underwater like fish, dis be the place for you! We got secret portals to Antarctica where you can battle polar bears with snowball cannons or race against the clock to find the hidden igloo treasure.

So what you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Humans and penguins unite, it’s gonna be a wacky adventure you won’t wanna miss!

OceanCraft: Sustainable Survival

#oceancraft, #sustainability, Environmental Protection, Experts, feed a hungry planet, fisheries management, global warming, Golden Rules, marine conservation, Ocean, ocean experts, planet, redefine, save the ocean, scientists, Survival, sustainable, sustainable fishing, sustainable living, sustainable practices, sustainable seafood, top scientists, warming planet

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Towns Built:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	169

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where we ain’t just building stuff and fighting mobs, we out here saving the ocean and feeding a hungry planet! Our scientists are like, “Bruh, we gotta redefine sustainability and make some golden rules for fishing so we don’t mess up the ocean even more.”

Join our server and be part of the movement to save the world while also having a blast in Minecraft. We got dolphins swimming around, turtles chilling on the beach, and maybe even a kraken hiding in the depths. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and be a hero for the ocean and the planet. Plus, who wouldn’t want to brag about being part of the most eco-friendly Minecraft server out there? Let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Taste World Minecraft Server

Countries, culinary delights, culinary diversity, culinary excellence, culinary treasures, delicious dishes, diverse flavors, excellent taste, exotic tastes, food exploration, global flavors, global gastronomy, gourmet cuisine, gourmet dishes, international cuisine, international flavors, Minecraft, Server, Taste, taste sensations, unique flavors, world, world cuisine, world-class cuisine

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has the most excellent taste from all the countries! We’ve got the finest virtual cuisine from Italy, the fanciest block buildings from France, and the wildest redstone contraptions from Japan.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats, a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of sneaky Endermen, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you read that right – DIAMOND EGGS!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

4 or 5 Minecraft SMP?

4 or 5, 4 or 5 comparison, 4 vs 5, Choice, choosing between 4 and 5, comparison, decision, decision dilemma, Decision making, favorite number, favorite option, favorites, Minecraft, numerical preference, opinion, Options, Preference, preference question, Preferences, smp, which do you prefer, which is better

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Void Armor Forged:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ores Mined:	890
Astral Projections Made:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamonds! Or how about participating in our weekly llama race where the fastest llama wins a golden carrot crown?

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because we have security cameras everywhere).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you lose to a llama in a dance-off, then you might regret it a little.

SisterStranded Minecraft Server

adult sibling relationships, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Family Therapy, Minecraft, passive aggression, personal boundaries, personal growth, Resentment, Server, sibling communication, sibling counseling, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sister relationship, SisterStranded, therapy recommendation, travel disagreements, travel disputes, unresolved conflict

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family trips gone wrong? Look no further than our server, where you can mine away your troubles and build a virtual fortress of solitude!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about your sister drama. Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and unleash your creativity in a blocky world of endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with family dynamics while trying to survive in a pixelated world? Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs – need we say more?

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s dig, build, and explore together – because life’s too short to deal with sibling squabbles when you can be crafting epic structures and battling creepers instead!