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Yo, u gotta check out dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, u can build a house made outta diamond blocks and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie chickens. And get dis, the admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into the sunset while blasting “Eye of the Tiger” on a jukebox. Plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. So come on, what u waiting for? Join da madness now!