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OuchieMcSMP
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging virtual lava while building your dream castle! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your most severe physical injury look like a paper cut. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood giant chicken looking for its lost eggs. So come join us for some epic adventures and questionable boss battles! -
NoseJobCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dating someone who can’t handle your nose job secrets? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! On our server, nobody cares about your nose job history – we’re too busy building epic castles and fighting off creepers.Imagine a world where your nose job is just a distant memory, overshadowed by the thrill of exploring new lands and conquering dungeons. Leave Adam behind and join a community where your surgical past is just a funny anecdote, not a source of drama.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave your nose job secrets in the past where they belong. Who needs Adam when you have a diamond sword and a virtual world to conquer?
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BlockBusterInjury
Have you ever been attacked by a pack of rabid creepers while trying to build your dream house in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that won’t happen! Unless, of course, you want it to for some adrenaline-pumping action!Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and tell jokes while exploring the vast and wacky world we’ve created.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and mayhem that awaits you on our server. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!
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BlockBusterBalls
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to protect your precious testicles from harm!Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Testicle Armor, rumored to be crafted from the finest diamonds in all of Minecraft. With this armor, your testicles will be safe from any creepers, zombies, or even rogue players trying to take them for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a Testicle Olympics event, where players compete in challenges like the Nutcracker Obstacle Course and the Sack Race for fabulous prizes and bragging rights.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and keep your testicles safe and sound while having a ball of a time!
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CreepyCraft: LeaseBreakerYT
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing disappearing faster than your diamonds is your roommate’s respect for your personal boundaries! Join us for a wild ride of drama and betrayal, just like this player who found their underwear in their roommate’s room.But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all your virtual belongings, unless you leave your chest unlocked around other players – then all bets are off! So come join us and experience the thrill of never knowing who might be lurking in your virtual bedroom, ready to swipe your precious loot.
And hey, if you ever need to make a quick exit like our player here, just remember – there’s no security deposit to worry about in our pixelated world! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some unforgettable adventures on our server. Just watch out for those sneaky roommates…
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MineQuotesRP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.Join us for epic battles against evil chickens plotting to take over the world, build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle for their llama mount.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and if you can find it, you’ll be granted access to the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Infinite Mining Power.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama uprising).
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Bardella’s Blocky Banter
so, like, u know how some peeps are all like “oh, i’m too cool for school, i don’t play minecraft anymore”? well, this server is for all the peeps who are like “HECK YEAH, I LOVE MINECRAFT!”we got unicorns that poop rainbows, and flying pigs that drop diamonds. not to mention, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on the moon? yeah, we have a secret portal that takes you there. it’s pretty cool, you can build a moon base and fight off alien creepers.
plus, every friday we have a dance party at the end of the rainbow. it’s lit, fam.
so come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and also, we have free pizza.
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Pixel Puzzles: Mine & Craft
u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do da cha cha slide. we got a secret underground disco party where all da mobs come to dance. our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand. we have a giant chicken boss dat shoots fireballs out of its butt. come join da fun and see if u can survive da madness. -
Free Keith / Bokspvp / Distribution Server Minecraft
server “Free Keat Bokspvp Redding” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.kl1.nightpvp.ru
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Code 11: Stone Evolution
Code 11 Minecraft Server
Overview:
Code 11 is its own universe of SMPs, and this is the first! This SMP is based off the anime/manga series, “Dr. Stone,” featuring the Create mod and various addons. The server offers QOL features, realistic environment elements, and the possibility of exploring the moon.
FAQ:
Question Answer What is the goal of Stone Evolution? The goal is to recreate the world with inventions made over 3700 years ago, either by breaking out of petrification naturally or with the use of the Miracle Fluid. Where can I find more information about Code 11 SMPs? Join the Code 11 Discord server for more information and updates. Code 11 Discord: Code 11 Discord Link