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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	163	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

Arcadia Towny

Economy, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Farms Harvested:	962
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Void Armor Forged:	11

NEED STAFF NO DEVELOPERS NEEDED NEW TOWNY SERVER JOIN NOW HAS MCJOBS AND CHESTSHOP ETC NEEDD STAFF ASAP WERE ONLINE DONT WORRY PUT PORT TO 66.70.250.19:25565

66.70.250.19

Nyampire

Crates, Custom Biomes, Dungeons, Dynmap, Factions, Kingdom, Parcelas, Skills, Survival, Wars

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day

IP: play.nyampire.comPuerto : 25591

Versions from 1.16 to 1.20

╭══════ .👑 . ══════╮▓▒░ ＮＹＡＭＰＩＲＥ░▒▓╰══════ .👑 . ══════╯survival server❖Server 24/7 his team❖Dungeons❖Niveles❖Bosses❖Challenging mobs❖Job system❖Economía❖Skills and many more

🗺️Server MAP🗺️http://142.202.220.233:8201/

💎VIP STORE💎https://nyampire.craftingstore.net/

On our server we have:

-news every week-the best team of staff willing to serve you-support system through discord-custom items and enchantments.-many warps and shops to buy and sell items-bloody moon and meteorites-Great variety of strong mobs and bosses

Join this great discord community:https://discord.gg/2bUJXPbaFm

Find our store at:https://nyampire.craftingstore.net/

play.nyampire.com:25591

Snakecraft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Towns Built:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Here on SnakeCraft we are a growing community server. We strive to be an enjoyable server for anyone and everyone. The rules are simple, just respect each other! You may have found us on the minecraft.net website here: https://minecraft.net/en-us/article/life-mars

snakecraft.org

SY_Craft

Creative, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

hello, I’m making this server to let all people play on it, enjoy it, the leaders are me and my brother

play.minetopia.nl:5566

Cc miners network

Economy, Network, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Network in Spanish 100% Come in and have fun playing with us in various modalities!Survival Available, More features coming soonStay tuned in our discord1.17.1 ONWARDS…

mc.ccminers.cc

Simple Craft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	183	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Simple Craft is exactly how it sounds. Simple. It is a server for Vanilla survival with no mods and plugins are kept to a minimum. Perfect for people who just want to play survival with other people on a server. No crazy rules, no white-listing, no messing about.

Rules are simple. Be nice to each other No griefing No cheating or taking advantage of glitches that alter the vanilla gameplay

54.36.229.141

Maviga

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3037	Dragon Eggs Found:	9009
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Brand new minecraft survival server! come and join for a fun Bukkit-full plugin mc server, with tons of plugins, daily updates and more! Invite your friends for a unique and fun new mc server at the latest version. Fun staff and 24/7 support!

66.70.147.36:25586

Lifesteal hybrid

Cracked, Economy, MCMMO, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Welcome to LifeSteal Hybrid, a semi-vanilla Cracked Minecraft server with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players. When you kill another player, you receive their heart while they lose a heart. This means that the player who kills someone will have a maximum of 11 hearts, and the victim will have 9 hearts.

On our server, PvP is allowed, and we don’t restrict players from stealing or raiding other bases. However, we do have a limit of 20 hearts on the server! If you lose all of your hearts you will be death banned for 24 hours, after which you can join back as your stats will be reset.

Our server is located in Central Europe so players from different regions can easily connect and play with others. Join us today and experience the lifesteal gamemode in a semi-vanilla Minecraft environment.

play.lifestealhybrid.com

kitpvp.org | killstreaks are good

KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

kitpvp.org is a killstreak based server where you gain items based off killstreaks come join

ip is kitpvp.org / mc-kits.com

site: http://www.minecraftpvp.us

site might be subject to change in the future but as of right now we aren’t sure

kitpvp.org

Steller MC

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	2924	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	231	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Steller Mc is a variety of different minecraft plays such as Factions or Survival. There are also mini games and extra plugins!.

Play.Stellarmcnow.Com