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Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

Crafty Characters: LOL Edition – Where every block tells a hilarious tale! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Chimeras Created:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	172
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where evil reigns supreme and chaos is the name of the game.

Picture this: you spawn into a world where the sun never shines and the only color is the blood red sky. Creepers roam freely, explosions are a daily occurrence, and lava flows like water. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of armor and weapons to help you survive in this hellish landscape.

Join us if you dare, and embrace your inner villain. Build a fortress made entirely of obsidian, create traps to ensnare unsuspecting players, and unleash your malevolent creativity upon the world. Who knows, you may even become the ruler of this twisted realm, feared by all who dare to cross your path.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your evil side run wild. Just remember, on this server, only the wicked survive.

Crafty LOLand: Where Blocks Speak Your Language!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of fearless players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He led them on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant whoever holds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of pork chops.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging exploding dance moves (literally).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the ways of stealth and egg-throwing combat. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken take down a zombie with a well-aimed egg.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Sir Oinksalot and DJ Creeper are waiting for you with open hooves and explosive beats.

Anger Management Craft

active listening, anger, anger management, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, controlling emotions, Craft, de-escalation techniques, effective communication, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Empathy, expressing emotions, interpersonal skills., maintaining composure, Management, non-verbal cues, responding calmly, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, staying composed, Understanding

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	30	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

Crafty Idol Adventures: NanaSetsuna Edition – Join /llsifg/ #3693 for some blocky fun!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Welcome to Zenkai no /llsifg/! This server is about to become the ultimate Love Live Games General, where you can experience the craziest events and updates in the Love Live universe!

Join us for SIF2 GL: Shiki Multi Live / KanonKeke URs, where you can pull the most epic cards and dominate the game like a true idol master. Don’t miss out on the Graduation gacha in LLLL, where you can say goodbye to your favorite idols in the most dramatic way possible.

But that’s not all! Nijigasaki VN is coming to Switch, Love Live! Days vol 52 is dropping in June, and peace piece pizza is releasing on May 8th (yes, you read that right). And let’s not forget about the upcoming School Idol Musical album – it’s going to be a banger!

So why wait? Join us now and immerse yourself in the wild world of Love Live like never before. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate idol master and lead your own subunit to victory. See you on the server, idol enthusiasts!

Crafty Cougars: Where older boyfriends mine your heart away!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of a strong, rugged Minecraft player to protect you from creepers and zombies? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find the perfect virtual boyfriend to shower you with love and diamonds! Join now and let your pixelated romance blossom in ways you never thought possible. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a hunky Minecraft boyfriend to build with and protect you from all the virtual dangers of the blocky world? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity for pixelated love and adventure!

AreolaCraft: Where you can wrap your mouth around more than just blocks

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Star Shards Collected:	291	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the land is as bumpy as a big, brown, milky, yummy areola! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant cow with the most magnificent set of udders you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that those who dare to milk the cow will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and emeralds! But be warned, the cow is not easily amused and will challenge you to a dance-off before granting you access to its precious milk. So put on your dancing shoes and join us on this epic adventure filled with bumpy areolas and endless treasures!

United Western World – No USA Minecraft Server

Allies, America, amphibious landing, Atlantic coast, Conflict, Defense, global politics, international relations, Invasion, logistical nightmare, Military, military power, Minecraft, Pacific Coast, Partition, Server, strategy, United, united states, Unity, Usa, WARFARE, Western, Western world, world

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic and chaotic as a full-scale invasion of the US by the entire western world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning amphibious landings on coasts as big as the Atlantic and Pacific coasts of America. Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer territories like a boss.

Who needs real-world logistics when you can just respawn and try again? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to invade and partition the US in Minecraft! Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they can be more dangerous than any army.

Crafty Forest Fiasco

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Chimeras Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Kakkoi Killa Cutie, Calliope Mori herself hangs out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is protected by a magical barrier that only allows the most fabulous and funny players to enter. If you’re not wearing a sparkly unicorn onesie, you’re not getting in.

2. Calliope Mori personally hand-picks all the players on our server based on their ability to do the chicken dance while reciting Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a real talent show extravaganza!

3. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night on our server, hosted by none other than a group of dancing llamas. You don’t want to miss out on that, do you?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the madness and mayhem that only the Kakkoi Killa Cutie, Calliope Mori, can bring!

KirbyCraft: Where Nintendo Fans Can Finally Get Revenge on the Minecraft Haters!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4039
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Animals Bred:	67	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Hey gamers! Are you tired of being laughed at for playing Kirby and Mario? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where Kirby and Mario are the ultimate powerhouses, taking on creepers and zombies like never before.

Forget about boring old games like Persona 5, because on our server, the real fun begins when you enter the world of Kirby Robobot. Imagine riding around in a giant robot, smashing everything in your path and collecting all the diamonds you can find. It’s a wild ride that will have you laughing and cheering all day long.

So come on, join us on our server and show those Nintendo haters what real gaming is all about. Who needs Persona 5 when you can have Kirby and Mario on your side? Let the fun begin!

Kharkov’s LOLcraft: Where Creepers Fall and Players Rule!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where Kharkov is falling, Ukie air defenses are gone, and Kiev is regularly being deprived of electricity. It’s like playing Minecraft in a war zone, but don’t worry, our Ukie lines are on the verge of collapse so you can join in on the chaos!

But wait, there’s more! This war will be over in time for the American elections, and it will be bad news for Biden. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged? So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with explosions, power outages, and political intrigue. You won’t find a Minecraft experience like this anywhere else!