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Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

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LynchCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know that uk tech dude, mike lynch? well, he was on this super fancy yacht, right? and then, like, the yacht just straight up sank! and now, he’s missing! but guess what, u can join our minecraft server and, like, pretend u r mike lynch trying to survive on a deserted island! build ur own yacht and sail the high seas, matey! maybe u can even find some buried treasure or fight off some pirates! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see if u have what it takes to survive like mike lynch!

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KurskCraft: ChechenHeaven

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hey u, yea u, want to join the craziest minecraft server ever? well buckle up cuz this server is like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! imagine russian conscripts fighting off zombies and skeletons while defending Kursk, yea that’s what u can do here! and get this, the chechen commander promises a place in ‘heaven’ for anyone who falls in battle. talk about a sweet deal, amirite? so come join us and let’s create chaos and mayhem together in this epic minecraft server!

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MuscleCraft: Ageless Adventures

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So, like, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is like da fountain of youth for ur Minecraft character. We got all da crazy exercises u can do to make ur muscles super buff and strong.

Like, seriously, u can do squats, push-ups, and even lift virtual weights in da game. And get dis, every time u level up ur muscles in da game, u actually level up in real life too! It’s like magic, but better cuz it’s Minecraft.

So, if u wanna stay forever young and have da muscles of a Greek god, u gotta join dis server. Plus, we got da best parties and dance-offs in Minecraft history. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun and gains. Join now and become a Minecraft fitness legend!

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Aurora: Where grown-ups play like kids on Hermitcraft, just with less redstone

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Aurora SMP Minecraft Server

Minecraft Version Fabric 1.21

Server Type Dedicated

Server Features Authentic vanilla feel, Bluemap, Techtonic, Datapacks

Overview

Aurora SMP is a Minecraft server running on Fabric 1.21 with a dedicated server, offering players an engaging multiplayer experience in a Season 3 world. The server has been live for 2 months and is focused on community building, creativity, and exploration.

FAQ

1. How do I join Aurora SMP?

To join our server, please join the Discord community and fill out an application.

2. Are there any planned resets for the server?

There are no resets planned anytime soon, so players can catch up and build without the fear of losing progress.

3. What datapacks are available on Aurora SMP?
4. Can I view my creations in 3D?

Yes, Aurora SMP offers Bluemap for a 3D view of your builds in your web browser.

5. What other server features are available?

This season, Techtonic and Terralith are being used to create a new and inspiring landscape for players to explore and build on.

6. What is the server trailer?

You can watch the server’s trailer at here.
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CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most outrageous incentives to join!

Have you ever wanted to witness a drag show in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Not only will you have a blast watching our virtual queens slay the stage, but if you don’t have a fabulous time and leave wanting to vote for Kamala Harris, our admin will personally suck off and swallow up to 10 incels! That’s right, folks, we’re turning incels into drag show enthusiasts, one blowjob at a time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might just leave with a newfound love for drag queens and a whole lot more!

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PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP >based theme

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience a world that is based on absolute chaos and pure madness! Our theme is so based that even the creepers are dancing to dubstep music. The look of our server will make you question if you’re still in the Minecraft universe or if you’ve been transported to a psychedelic dreamland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is based pyrobased, which means that every time you light a fire, a rainbow explosion will fill the sky and unicorns will rain down from above. It’s like a party every time you strike a match!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

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CarCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own ride! Join us and never worry about lending your car to your brother again – because in our virtual world, cars are for everyone!

Imagine this: you’re cruising down the pixelated streets in your blocky car, on your way to visit your sick pixelated family member. No need to worry about anyone asking to borrow your car, because here, everyone has their own ride!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even your sister and dad will be begging to join in on the fun. They’ll see that it’s not selfish to keep your car to yourself when you’re living your best virtual life in our Minecraft world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and most importantly, no car-sharing drama. See you in the game!

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GrandparentGamerz

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and escapades that will make you forget all about your family troubles.

On our server, you can build your dream house away from your dad, Beth, and all the drama. Explore new worlds, make new friends, and create your own happy place where you can be yourself without any judgment.

Join us and leave all the AITA drama behind! Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks to worry about instead? Let’s build a world where you can be the hero and leave all the negativity behind. Join now and let the fun begin!

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NukeCraft Server: Iran’s Got Game!

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but ur like, “ugh, i want something more exciting than just building houses and stuff”? well, do i have the server for u!

this server is so lit, like, u won’t believe the craziness that goes down here. we got dragons flying around, like, all the time. and not just regular dragons, like, talking dragons that tell jokes and stuff. it’s wild.

oh, and get this – we have a secret underground city where all the players are actually robots in disguise. yeah, u heard me right. u can join their ranks and become a robot too. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness.

plus, we have this thing where every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party. like, the mobs start breakdancing and the trees start grooving. it’s the most epic party u will ever see in minecraft.

so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s not just about building boring old houses, come join us. u won’t regret it. trust me.

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KurskCraft: Zelenskiy’s Revenge

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haha come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine controls 92 settlements in russia’s kursk region!! why u ask? well, because our players are so good at pvp that they took over russia in minecraft, duh! u can join the fight and help ukraine expand their empire, or u can just build a giant potato farm, whatever floats ur boat. come join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start a world war in minecraft, who knows?? haha join now before putin logs on and tries to take back kursk!!

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Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.21
Server Type	Dedicated
Server Features	Authentic vanilla feel, Bluemap, Techtonic, Datapacks

Aurora SMP Minecraft Server

Overview

FAQ

1. How do I join Aurora SMP?

2. Are there any planned resets for the server?

3. What datapacks are available on Aurora SMP?

4. Can I view my creations in 3D?

5. What other server features are available?

6. What is the server trailer?