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CraftyAthleteGOAT

all time, athletic achievements, athletic excellence, athletic greatness., athletic legends, athletic prowess, CraftyAthleteGOAT, Goat, greatest athlete, iconic athletes, legendary athletes, Legends, record holders, sports, sports GOAT, sports heroes, sports history, sports icons, sports legends, sports stars, top athletes

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Who needs athletes when you can be a Minecraft legend on our server! Join us and show off your mad skills in block building and zombie slaying. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might just end up teaming up with the creator of Minecraft! So why waste your time watching sports when you could be crafting your way to glory on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Iconic Duo Minecraft SMP

athletes, Duo, dynamic duos, iconic, iconic athletes, iconic sports duos, Legends, Minecraft, most iconic duo, smp, sports, sports duos, sports heroes, sports history, sports icons, sports legends, sports partnerships, sports teams, teamwork

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Forget about LeBron and AD, forget about Messi and Ronaldo. The most iconic duo in all of sports is definitely Steve and his trusty pig companion, Porkchop, on our Minecraft SMP! These two have conquered the Nether, defeated the Ender Dragon, and even built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. Join our server and you too can be part of the epic adventures of Steve and Porkchop. Just watch out for the creeper that’s always trying to photobomb their selfies!

”’/pol/ Kingdom Minecraft Server”’

4chan, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, conspiracy theories, controversial, Digital culture, extremism, forum, free speech, internet culture, internet subculture, King of /pol/, Kingdom, meme, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online debate, POL, Politics, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Enchantments Applied:	221
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and meme-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on King of /pol/ for a wild ride through the depths of internet culture and political satire.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of rogue meme lords who were banished from every other server for their outrageous shenanigans. Now, they roam the virtual lands of Minecraft, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a horde of players wielding nothing but Pepe swords and NPC armor. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom builds. From giant statues of Harambe to pixel art of your favorite political figures, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us on King of /pol/ and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP

BBC meme, BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP, better in bed, black men, controversial topics, cultural beliefs, Femanons, Interracial Relationships, raceplay fetish, racial dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual myths, sexual performance, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual stereotypes, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, taboo subjects, tabooness

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Animals Bred:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Enchantments Applied:	108
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got black men who are supposedly better in bed on average – who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? And don’t even get us started on the BBC meme, it’s practically a religion on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous stories, and maybe even a little raceplay fetish thrown in, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other.

F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

anger, BUILD, Communication, CURSE, cuss, emotion, emphasis, expletive, Expression, favourite, FckCraft, Frustration, fuck, Language, Profanity, Slang, Swear, taboo, Use, vulgarity, way, Word

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Minecraft, peace talks, Politics, putin, russia, School Massacre, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9258
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	New Chunks Explored:	850488
Farms Harvested:	244	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1994
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

LOL this server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheese! Join now for the chance to battle Putin in a Minecraft showdown! We promise it’s more intense than Ukraine’s Kursk incursion (whatever that is)! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Putin, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal cheesiness! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Redstone Revolution

Armed Forces, artillery losses, artillery systems, battle, CASUALTIES, casualties in Russia, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Fatalities, Loss, Military, military equipment, Military operations, Redstone, revolution, russia, Russian army, Russian casualties, soldiers, Tragedy, War

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a russian soldier fighting in epic battles against the enemy!! we have crazy intense battles where you can lose 1,210 soldiers and 60 artillery systems in just ONE DAY!! it’s like the hunger games but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of mutts!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!! #russiansoldierminecraftbattle #creeperhungergames

DebiasCraft: The Science Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Mines Excavated:	3775
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Potions Brewed:	72	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we train kids to be scientific geniuses and fight against the evils of pseudoscience and stereotypes! we have magical potions that debias your brain and make you a critical thinking master! join us in our quest to rid the world of causal illusions and unlock the power of true knowledge! plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns as pets in the game! what are you waiting for? join now and become a debunking superhero in our wacky world of minecraft madness!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	197	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

2. We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using enchanted weapons and armor. The winner gets a pet Ender Dragon to ride around on!

3. Our server events are crazier than a chicken jockey riding a spider. From building competitions to treasure hunts, there’s always something fun happening in our pixelated world.

4. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our exclusive club where you can chill with other players, trade rare items, and sip on virtual potions that give you superhuman strength.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be careful not to anger the mods, or you might end up in the Nether for eternity.

Minecraft SMP: >Did I ever tell you what the definition of Creeper is?

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the definition of insanity!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. We’ve got exploding chickens, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a squad of dancing skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embrace the madness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Remember, insanity is just a block away!

MomCraft16: No Takebacks

#mother-son bond, childhood trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, family relationships, Family Therapy, favoritism, MomCraft16, mother-daughter relationship, mother-son relationship, Mother’s love, Motherhood, parental favoritism, parental neglect, parenting issues, sibling rivalry, Takebacks, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Magic Items Found:	4062
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Are you tired of feeling like the forgotten child in your family? Do you want a place where you can finally feel appreciated and loved? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where parents actually acknowledge your existence and don’t play favorites with your siblings. Our server is a safe haven for all the neglected children out there who just want a little bit of attention.

Forget about expensive gifts and lavish outings with your sisters, on our server, YOU are the star! No more being left out of family photos or feeling like the odd one out. Here, you will be treated like the precious gem that you are.

So come on, join us and let’s build a new family where you are truly valued and appreciated. Who needs a mother’s locket with only your sisters’ photos when you can have a whole community that adores you? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one neglected child at a time!

BlockBreakersAnonymous

BETRAYAL, BlockBreakersAnonymous, broken trust, Cheating, confronting a cheater, coping with infidelity, Deception, discovering infidelity, dishonesty, emotional pain, emotional turmoil, healing from betrayal, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, moving on from infidelity, Rebuilding trust., relationship problems, signs of cheating, suspicions, trust issues, unfaithful partner

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Votes:	5588	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of being cheated on in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and never worry about being cheated on again! Our server is so secure, even your virtual partner won’t be able to cheat on you.

Picture this: you’re building a beautiful house with your virtual partner, when suddenly you catch them flirting with another player. But fear not, on our server, you can simply kick them out of your house and build a giant wall around them so they can never escape. Cheating problem solved!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic virtual battles where you can take out all your anger and frustration on other players. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

So come join our server today and say goodbye to being cheated on in real life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with excitement).