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SportySMPWatchin

sports, sports broadcasting, sports channels, sports consumption, sports coverage, Sports Culture, Sports Entertainment, sports enthusiast, sports events, sports fan, sports fandom, sports frequency, sports games, sports habits, sports lifestyle, sports on TV, sports viewership, sports viewing habits, sports watching behavior, SportySMPWatchin, watching sports

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	340	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found! It’s like the Olympics of Minecraft, bro. We have competitions every day like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even llama synchronized swimming. And get this, the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot as a prize! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest blocks like diamond ore and emerald ore. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret! So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, join us on this server, bro. It’s gonna be lit!

The First Descendant Minecraft Server

Adventure, bros, Captivating, Character development, descendant, FANTASY, gameplay, gook character design, graphics, Immersive, indie game, me over, Minecraft, RPG, Server, Storyline, the first descendant, Unique, video game, winning, world-building

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old character designs in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic and gook-tastic character designs you’ve ever seen! Join us and become a gook master in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gook Kingdom, where players can embark on quests to defeat the evil Gook Lord and save the land from certain doom. Will you be the hero that the Gook Kingdom needs?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with their gook friends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a gook!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the gook-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan design, Angular, Code, cost effective, deprecated PHP, design, dev team, Minecraft, neckbeard, Nostalgia, optimized for phones, regressive, Safe, safe haven, smp, source code, spaghetti sites, Tech, tiktok, world, Zoomer

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

apologies, Boundaries, car accidents, car lending, car ownership, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, guest etiquette, Hospitality, mature driving, Minecraft, misunderstandings, new car, personal belongings, respecting property, Selfishness, Server, sibling relationships, Transportation

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Dragons Tamed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!

SpookySisterDramaMC

blended family, co parenting, Communication, custody, exclusion, family conflict, halloween party, parental boundaries, parental decision-making, parenting, peer relationships, relationships, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, social dynamics, SpookySisterDramaMC, stepfamily, stepsister, Support, teenage daughter, teenage social events

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Dimension Hops:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

achievement, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, life strategies, LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, reaching goals, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, success, winning mindset

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Farms Harvested:	825
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Emeralds Found:	3849	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

BlockBreakUpBay

BlockBreakUpBay, Breakup, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, denial, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, hindsight, incompatibility, indifference, Jealousy, Manipulation, neglect, Overlook, red flag, relationship, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved issues, warning signs, warning signs ignored

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

Assurance, cnn, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Government, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear facilities, nuclear program, nukecraft, Officials, potential conflict, Promises, security concerns, Server, State Department, Target, Tensions, world news

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyComrades

CASUALTIES, casualty, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, death, eastern europe, Fatalities, international news, Military, Military operations, past 24 hours, russia, soldiers, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Ukraine, Updates, violence, War

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Potions Brewed:	49	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

1970, Actual, adjusted, Analysis, average costs, comparison, cost of living, current day, data, Economy, Expenses, historical, image, inflation, meme, Minecraft, Prices, Reality, Retro, Server, statistics, Updated

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Items Found:	3811
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!