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Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

funny, Funny Moments, funny sports, hilarious sports, Minecraft, Shit, shithousery, smp, sports, sports antics, sports banter, sports clowning, sports comedy, Sports Entertainment, sports gags, sports hijinks, sports humor, sports jokes, sports mischief, sports pranks, sports shenanigans, sports silliness, sports tomfoolery, sports tricks, sports trolling

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

Kloppiecraft

Bed wars, OneBlock, Skyblock

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

KloppieCraft 1.8 – 1.19

Skyblock »

Minions

Crates

Spawners

& And A lot of more Features

OneBlock »

Minions

Crafteble Pets

Gems

& And A lot of more Features

play.kloppiecraft.cf

PocketLife RPG server Minecraft

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Fly, Private, PvP, Quests, RPG, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

New RPG server PocketLife Online!Complete tasks, collect legendary dust and exchange it for unique items! Play in the arena and be the first in the top! Play with both Bedrock and Java versions of Minecraft.A server with all the mechanics of real Minecraft and correct generation. Come in!

play.pocketlife.ru:19132

Mystic Haven

Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

About Us: Mystic Haven is a branch of an official and successful community that hosts a different game by the name of SCP: Secret Laboratory. Our parent company, Kurva Gaming Community (KGC), is growing and with that growth, we have plans to expand into a multitude of different games; including but not limited to: Rust, Gary’s Mod, and of course, Minecraft! We hope that we are able to serve as a location to both make and connect with friends. As we begin our journey, we hope you will join us along the way and perhaps find a home within our community.

About Our Minecraft Server: We have been hard at work on creating Mystic Haven for almost three months now. After a successful beta testing period, the server is finally out! This server is an advanced survival server, however we hope to someday open a factions, skyblock, and prison server – among other types!

About Our Discord: The Mystic Haven discord currently sports over 100+ members, with active users talking every day! Our discord has fun ranks that can be earned by being active in chat. We highly encourage anyone looking to become part of our family to join our discord and meet some of our users. We hope to be a safe place for users to express themselves and have fun. We have active discord staff ready to help any user that needs help with dealing with toxic people that may show up to ruin your experience. Please do not hesitate to contact a member of staff for help. If you have any questions here or while playing, our discord is the best way to reach us to get help!

mystichaven.online

AlphaGMinecraft

Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Secret Passages Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4399	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Vote for AlphaGMinecraft.aternos.me to win a prize!! By voting for the server we get the courage to continue adding better managment systems and provide the best gameplay experience! By voting you will reicive ingame money and a speical item.

AlphaGMinecraft.aternos.me

Keepinv

Box, PvP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Play Minecraft?Then Continue Reading!KeepInvBox, A Minecraft 1.17 BOX Server….haven’t played on a box server before? no problem. Im sure you will have a lot of fun there!____________________A Server with over 600 Users and a Joyful community! Oh Hey, donot forgot we have a minecraft server too! It is a Survival Box Server with Keep Inventory setting on which allows us to have our stuff after we die/get killed.____________________What is a Box server? Oh well, its a lot more fun than you think. You are basicly in a box where there are minerals around which you have to mine to get resources which can be used to upgrade tools.____________________We have also just added A brand new gamemode! Join now to find outJoin now and BE THE STRONGEST!!!

play.keepinv.net

SG – VANILA Minecraft server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Write to our ds server Whitelist EVERYONE!

c6.play2go.cloud:20017

Lionkraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2459
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	4331
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

A cozy server with a creative flatland world and a survival one, warps and all kinds of things to see around. We’re unusually lenient as far as rules go, so it should be a breath of fresh air from the normally authoritative server mods. We welcome those interested in joining staff, but will not give you owner role out of the get-go.

lionkraft.com

ErrantCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	529
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

IP: errantcraft.com

TOWNY | CHESTSHOPS | LOCKETTE | PVP | NO MAP RESETS EVER! Heavily customized settings for unique and awesome gameplay. Great player base with the best in game banter : ErrantCraft Discord = https://discord.gg/eMGJ7MJcq8

If you want a CHALLENGING mostly vanilla experience with greif protection using the towny plugin then THIS IS THE SERVER FOR YOU. You can protect the things you build from greifing by creating or joining towns and nations. Any player can create their own town and/or nation. Teleportation is determined by what nation you are in. You can teleport to any allied town but you cannot teleport your way out of an enemy town or of the wilderness except for once a day. PVP and Greifing are allowed in the wilderness and in towny plots where PVP and/or greifing are enabled, determined by the player who owns the plot. Start with nothing and build or join a great town and a vast Empire. The server spawn is small so you can start playing right away. This server will never be reset so anything you build could be there forever. The server owner and staff are only allowed to use fly or any other admin ability when performing admin functions. Staff abuse is not tolerated. We are looking to add active Server Staff. ErrantCraft is rated PG. Continuous use of foul language will not be tolerated.

errantcraft.com

Star mc

Crates, Custom Enchants, Economy, Semi Vanilla, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

StarMC is a semi-survival economy server with a few added sprinkles!

We offer a bunch of features to make your stay more comfortable

Random TeleportEvery player has access to a random teleport, so you can find the perfect spot to start your adventure!

Grief PreventionOur claiming system allows you to protect your home and items from anyone who may try to steal, damage or otherwise grief.

Admin Shop, Chest Shops and Auction HouseWe have a shop GUI you can buy and sell materials from the server, chest shops, so you can create your own shops and an auction house to sell special items or in bulk!

CratesWe offer different kind of crates from vote crates to event crates!

We hope to create a small and cozy community of players on our server and evolve Star MC based on our communities suggestions and input <3 Discord: https://discord.gg/YNP5czTpPj

78.47.165.119:25569

– SEVENDAYKA – Survival like an adult Minecraft server

Jobs, Pets, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Votes:	4980
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Honest survival server without a vulture! A unique private plugin with tons of features! Works, quests, events and competitions. Private for game currency. Friendly players, cheerful Administration. We are waiting for everyone to visit us.

prosto.20tps.ru