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Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

funny, Funny Moments, funny sports, hilarious sports, Minecraft, Shit, shithousery, smp, sports, sports antics, sports banter, sports clowning, sports comedy, Sports Entertainment, sports gags, sports hijinks, sports humor, sports jokes, sports mischief, sports pranks, sports shenanigans, sports silliness, sports tomfoolery, sports tricks, sports trolling

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Magic Items Found:	3464
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

DivorceCraft 2.0: Sister Shenanigans

aita, celebration, Conflict, Confrontation, Disrespect, Divorce, DivorceCraft, emotional turmoil, family, family dynamics, family relationships, gloating, half-sister, Heartache, Marriage, parents, Party, Sadness, Shenanigans, sibling rivalry, sister, social media, Upset

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your half-sister can’t gloat about your parents’ divorce! Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any family drama following you around.

Imagine a world where your half-sister’s celebrations are replaced with parties to celebrate your epic builds and adventures. No more worrying about her constant disrespect or trying to break up your virtual family. On our server, you can create your own family with other players who support and uplift you.

Don’t let your aunt guilt trip you into caring about your half-sister’s over-the-top reactions. Join our Minecraft server and surround yourself with a community that understands and respects your boundaries. Say goodbye to AITA moments and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

ToxicFriendZap Minecraft Server

cutting toxic people out, ending toxic friendships, friendship, letting go, Minecraft, personal boundaries, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, toxic friends, toxic friends quotes, toxic friendships, toxic friendships advice, toxic friendships quotes, toxic friendships signs, toxic individuals, toxic influences, toxic people, toxic personalities, toxic relationships, ToxicFriendZap, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Tired of dealing with toxic “friends” on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner lava bucket of friendship destruction! Our community is filled with players who will help you rid yourself of those pesky toxic pals in the most hilarious ways possible. From building elaborate traps to sending them on wild goose chases, our server is the perfect place to say goodbye to those who bring you down. So why wait? Join now and let the toxicity melt away like a block of ice in a furnace!

CraftyWorkload

40 plus hour job, balancing work and home, busy schedule, cleaning, CraftyWorkload, daily tasks, energy levels, exhaustion, FATIGUE, household chores, housework, motivation, multitasking, Normal People, organization, Prioritizing, self-care, strength, Stress Management, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Are you tired of adulting and doing boring housework after a long day at work? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality! Our server is so addictive that you’ll forget all about dirty dishes and laundry piles. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are easier to find in our world than missing socks in the dryer. So why waste time cleaning when you could be mining for riches and building epic structures? Join now and say goodbye to adult responsibilities!

SewerCraft: Hermes Unleashed Minecraft Server

ancient artifact, Ancient civilization, ancient greece, ancient sculpture, archaeological find, archaeology, art restoration, bulgaria, Bulgarian history, cultural heritage, deity, Excavation, Greek god, hermes, historical discovery, historical preservation, Minecraft, religious icon, Server, Sewer, SewerCraft, Statue, Uncovered, Unleashed

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis server cuz we got statues of Greek gods popping up in our sewers like it’s NBD. Hermes just chillin down there, probably waiting for his Amazon Prime delivery. Join us and maybe u’ll find Poseidon’s trident in ur toilet next, who knows? It’s a wild ride on dis server, come join the fun!

MinecraftMuniExtinction

#sustainability, community engagement, Crisis, demographics, Development, Experts, Extinction, future planning, Governance, Infrastructure, Japan, local government, MinecraftMuniExtinction, municipalities, policy, population decline, rural areas, Services, urban areas, urbanization, Warning

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

lol u know wat u need to do to save Japan’s municipalities from extinction? join our epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind and keep u entertained for hours. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u will be granted magical powers to save Japan from certain doom. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready to save the day, one block at a time. join now before it’s too late!

GlowCraft: Anti-Counterfeit GlowTech

advanced materials, AntiCounterfeit, anticounterfeiting, Authentication, counterfeit prevention, Customizable, develop, disappear, GLOW, GlowCraft, GlowTech, innovation, long-lasting, luminescence, material, Programmed, Protection, researchers, SECURITY, Stages, Technology, tuneable, UV light

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Emeralds Found:	1284	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. it’s like this magical place where you can build and craft and do all sorts of crazy stuff. but get this, the coolest part is the anticounterfeiting material we use. it’s like, super high tech and stuff. it glows even after the UV light is gone, like, how cool is that? and get this, you can program it to disappear in stages. it’s like watching a magic show in Minecraft, man. you gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. trust me, you won’t regret it.

LogicCraft Minecraft Server

analytical thinking, argumentum ad populum, bandwagon fallacy, belief systems, cognitive bias, Cognitive Distortions, cognitive psychology, critical thinking, Decision making, deductive reasoning, evidence-based reasoning, fallacies, inductive reasoning, Logic, logical fallacies, logical reasoning, LogicCraft, Minecraft, Persuasion, philosophy, rationality, reasoning, Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone just follows the crowd like a flock of sheep? Well, come join our server where we embrace the chaos and celebrate the last duckling mentality!

Picture this: you’re wandering through our virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a group of players all dressed as ducks, quacking and waddling around like they own the place. Why? Because on our server, we don’t follow the norm, we create our own wacky trends!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of players who have mastered the art of building giant rubber duck statues that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Don’t ask how they do it, just marvel at their duck-tastic creations!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring bandwagon and join a server where the last duckling reigns supreme, then come on over and prepare for a quacking good time!

RibbitCraft Minecraft Server

frogfolio update, Minecraft, okapu, okhonk, okpepe, PEPEGA, rektjj, rektmarv, rektokayeg, rektpepo, rektpork, rektreeee, rektsmidge, RibbitCraft, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old names and rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us on pepega where the only rule is to have fun and maybe build a giant statue of a potato.

Our players have been known to engage in epic battles with mobs using nothing but a carrot and a dream. Witness the legendary showdown between rektsmidge and rektokayeg as they fight for the title of Supreme Potato Farmer.

But that’s not all! Join rektjj on his quest to build the tallest tower made entirely out of dirt blocks. Will he succeed or will gravity finally catch up to him?

And don’t forget about rektreeee, the server’s resident tree hugger who has planted over 1 million saplings in a single day. Talk about dedication!

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even run into okpepe riding a pig while wearing a tutu. It’s all possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

EvictingEntitledTenantLOL

entitled tenant, EvictingEntitledTenantLOL, Eviction, gazebo furniture, hoarder, landlord issues, landlord tenant relationship, property boundaries, property disputes, property management, property ownership, property ownership conflicts, property rights, racial discrimination, rental property conflicts, rental property management, rental property rules, shared laundry room, shared spaces, tenant behavior, tenant entitlement

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further than our server, where the house is split in half with two apartments on each side!

Join us and experience the thrill of dealing with problem tenants like the old woman who claims everything on the property as “hers”. Witness the epic battle over the shared laundry room, where the old man washes his clothes in the sink because the old woman hoards the space with her belongings.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the excitement of the “caretaker” saga, where the old woman refuses to acknowledge the true owners of the property and refers to them as mere caretakers. And don’t miss out on the epic gazebo showdown, where the old woman claims ownership of the furniture left behind by the previous owners and tries to dictate who can use it.

Join our server now and experience the wild world of property disputes, hoarding battles, and territorial disputes like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

UltimateMC – Funniest Ultimatums Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Controlling, dealbreaker, emotional manipulation, FUNNIEST, Honesty, love, Minecraft, partner, relationship, Respect, Server, toxic behavior, Trust, UltimateMC, Ultimatum, ultimatum advice, ultimatum experiences, ultimatum stories, Ultimatums, worst ultimatum

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring ultimatums from your partner like “clean the dishes or else”? Well, on our Minecraft server, the only ultimatum you’ll get is “build an epic castle or else face the wrath of the exploding chickens!” Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, hilarious pranks, and the chance to tame a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Who needs a partner when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?