Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where leaving a party early won’t get you in trouble with your wife! Join us and experience the thrill of leaving a Super Bowl party before the game is even over – because who needs to watch all that post-game stuff anyway? Our server is perfect for sports fans who understand the importance of getting home at a reasonable hour on a work night. Plus, we promise not to judge you for wanting to leave early – unlike some people we know. So come join us and leave the real world behind for some epic Minecraft adventures!
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EagleKneelExitLOL
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TradeFailsMC SMP
OMG, like have you heard about this one time in this Minecraft SMP where this guy traded his diamond pickaxe for a stack of dirt blocks? Like, who even does that? It was so bad, everyone was like “Bruh, why you do dis?” But the guy was just like “I needed dirt for my dirt castle, okay? Don’t judge me!”And then there was this other time when someone traded their enchanted diamond armor for a bunch of rotten flesh. Like, what were they even thinking? Were they planning on starting a zombie army or something? It was so cray cray, I couldn’t even handle it.
But you know what, that’s just the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this Minecraft SMP. You never know what kind of insane trades or shenanigans you’ll come across. So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and laughs, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
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CraftyOlympics
join dis server if u wanna be part of da last ever olympic games but in minecraft form!!! we got pigs doin gymnastics, creepers doin synchronized swimming, and endermen doin high jump!!! it’s gonna be a blast, u won’t even realize it’s the last one until it’s over!!! so come join da fun and be part of history in da making!!!