Minecraft Server: Girlfriendless Goalies

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Welcome to the ELDritch Forest of Pigsickle Minecraft Server!

Join us in a world where squids can scream and pigs wear hats! A server designed by llamas for llamas! No time to explain, just put on your helmet made of nacho chips and dive into insanity! Did you know our blocks are sentient? They might just take your lunch money!

The Server Rules (but are they?)

Rule 1: Do NOT feed the creepers after midnight. They dance under the moonlight.
Rule 2: You must only build your house if it’s on the back of a galloping turtle.
Rule 3: Every time you place a block, a chicken learns to speak Spanish.

Server Features

Feature	Description
Instant Lava Pool	Teleport to your doom! It’s a hot tub without the relaxation.
Invisible Trees	Who needs wood when you can’t see the trees? Perfect for optical illusions!
Wibbly Wobbly TNT	Explosions that make you question your existence. Yes, it’s a philosophical choice.
Free Floating Islands	Because gravity is just a suggestion. Float above your worries!
Raining Cats and Dogs	Watch out—things may get hairy… or barky. Free pets everywhere!

Player Reviews

“I caught a fish that told me the secrets of the universe, but then it forgot.” – MysteriousSteve89

“My house became sentient and demanded a mortgage. I didn’t sign anything!” – ConfusedCrafter42

“Why do the cows keep asking for directions to the Moon? I just want milk!” – LunarBovine123

Join Us Now! Or Don’t. Be Tornado.

Don’t bring your sanity; we have enough here! Fish can fly, and the cows have opinions on politics. Beware of the purple penguins, they deliver terrible news!

Warning: The last player who left their game saw the void and it saw them back. Play at your own risk because time is a construct built by the owls who have seen the dance floor of T’Chamba!

WaiverBlockerCraft

Avenue, Blocking, conclusions, consent, contact information, creepy, customer recruitment, Cya, Friendly, injury, legal practice, liability waiver, marketing communications, professional capacity, social media, sports event, store competition, store owner, Texting, WaiverBlockerCraft, woman in late 20s

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the owner is a total creep? Well, look no further! This server is run by a 40-something dude who will text you after you sign a waiver like he’s your new BFF. But don’t worry, he’s just trying to recruit you as a customer, not stalk you (we think).

Join our server for some wild adventures and unexpected texts from the owner! Who needs privacy when you can have a new sporty friend who texts you out of the blue? Don’t miss out on this unique experience – join now and block the owner’s number for free! Let’s get this party started, baby!

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BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

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MineOlympics2024

athlete’s perspective, bidding process, city, Country, Cultural significance, Dream destination, economic impact, fan experience, Global Event, historical venue, Hosting, Infrastructure, international competition, Legacy, location, logistical considerations, MineOlympics2024, olympic games, sports event, tourism, travel

Are you tired of the same old boring Olympic Games locations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect spot for the next Olympics! Picture this: athletes competing in events like Creeper Javelin Throw, Ender Dragon Racing, and Zombie Archery. And don’t even get us started on the Opening Ceremony, where players ride pigs dressed as unicorns while fireworks explode in the sky. So why settle for a regular old Olympic Games when you can join our server and experience the most epic and hilarious games ever? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Kai Cenat’s Mafiathon 2 Minecraft SMP – Subathon Announcement

#announcement, basketball game, Cenats, Charity, community engagement, Content Creator, Entertainment, fan engagement, fundraising, gaming event, interactive experience, kai, kai cenat, Knicks vs Celtics, Live Stream, mafiathon, Mafiathon 2, Marathon, Minecraft, online event, smp, sports event, streaming marathon, subathon, twitch streamer

Attention all Minecraft players! Kai Cenat just announced his subathon (Mafiathon 2) during the Knicks vs Celtics game, and you know what that means – it’s time to join our epic Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of musical chairs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of chicken coops and rules over it with an iron fist (or should I say, wing?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

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SeatSnatcherCraft

Ageism, child behavior, Commute, discipline, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, exhaustion, generational differences, Manners, Motherhood, offering seats, priority seating, public seating, public transportation, Respect, seat etiquette, SeatSnatcherCraft, societal expectations, sports event, subway etiquette, tiredness

Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

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Minecraft SMP – /afl/ – prelim final edition

7:40PM AEST, AFL, AFL finals, afl highlights, AFL match, AFL prelim final, afl.com.au, Australian Football League, Edition, FINAL, FINALS, football, live sports, Minecraft, Port Adelaide, prelim, prelim final, scg, smp, sports, sports event, SYD vs PA, Sydney Cricket Ground, Sydney Swans, thursday night football

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles between SYD and PA, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle when suddenly, the SCG team launches a surprise attack with TNT cannons and flying pigs. It’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious. And don’t even get us started on the 7:40PM AEST showdowns that will have you on the edge of your seat (or, you know, your Minecraft block).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret theme that will have you dancing in your minecart. Just listen to the link provided and let the music guide your building skills to new heights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, battles, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. It’s gonna be a blast!

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CraftyGrid Minecraft Server

american football, beefs up security, Brazil, Brazil security, CraftyGrid, crime concerns, Crime Prevention, crime rates, event security, Minecraft, NFL game, player safety, Players, Public Safety, São Paulo, security concerns, security enhancements, security measures, security preparations, security protocols, Server, sports event, sports safety

come join our epic minecraft server where we take security to the next level just like Sao Paulo for the first ever NFL game in Brazil! we got guards patrolling the virtual streets to keep out any creepers or griefers who try to ruin the fun. our players are so lit, they even raised concerns about crime in the game world. but don’t worry, we got it all under control. so come on down and experience the thrill of virtual security like never before!

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SoccerCraft SMP – >WorldCupWasTwoYearsAgo

competitive event, football championship, Global Event, gtWorldCupWasTwoYearsAgo, historic event, international competition, major tournament, memorable moments, past event, significant event, smp, soccer tournament, SoccerCraft, sporting event, sporting milestone, sports event, sports history, sports nostalgia, two years ago, World Cup, world cup anniversary, world cup celebration, world cup memories

Are you tired of living in the past? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we host our very own World Cup every week! That’s right, forget about the real world cup that happened two years ago, come join us for some epic soccer matches in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs Messi and Ronaldo when you have Steve and Alex showing off their mad skills on the field?

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Cup, where players compete to see who can defeat the Ender Dragon in the most creative and ridiculous ways possible. From riding pigs into battle to using nothing but fishing rods, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and the sheer madness of it all. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft World Cup champion!

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KoreaCraft2022

Apology, ceremony, communication error, crisis management., cultural sensitivity, diplomatic incident, international relations, KoreaCraft2022, labeling, media coverage, mistake, North Korea, official statement, Olympic committee, Political Correctness, protocol breach, public relations, sensitivity training, South Korean president, sports event

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA DEN DA OLYMPICZ! WE GOT SOUTH KOREA THINKIN DEY NORTH KOREA, ITZ A WHOLE MESS! U WANNA BE PART OF DIS CHAOS, JOIN NOW! WE GOT PPL CONFUSED AF, ITZ WILD! WHO KNOWZ WHAT’LL HAPPEN NEXT, MAYBE DA MOON WILL TURN INTO CHEESE, ANYTHING GOEZ! JOIN NOW FOR DA LOLZ!

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ShiroCraft Minecraft Server

Chapter 67, comedy manga, Daily Shiroyama, forgetful character, japanese manga, Manga, manga chapter, Manga community, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga readers, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, manga update, Minecraft, MITA, Mita-san, Server, ShiroCraft, Shiroyama, slice of life manga, You Forgot Something

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where forgetting something is not just a mistake, it’s a whole new adventure! In Chapter 67: You Forgot Something, players will embark on a quest to retrieve their lost memories that have been scattered across the server.

Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Don’t forget to bring your trusty banana sword to fend off the mischievous creepers who have stolen your ability to remember where you left your diamond stash.

But beware, the memory-stealing Endermen are lurking around every corner, ready to snatch away your recollection of where you built your epic castle. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to outsmart these memory thieves and reclaim what is rightfully theirs.

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even discover that you forgot something you never even knew you had!

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Lonely 30 Year Old Minecraft SMP

alone, difficulty socializing, disconnected, feeling alone, friendless, friendless and lonely, friendless at 30, ISOLATED, lack of companionship, lacking friendships, Loneliness, lonely, making friends as an adult, Minecraft, no friends at 30, no social circle, no social life, seeking companionship, smp, social anxiety, social isolation, struggling to make friends, year

Are you tired of being a lonely loser in your sad little village? Well, fear not my friendless friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a life of solitude! Join us and make friends with fellow misfits, outcasts, and weirdos who are just as desperate for companionship as you are!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in the shape of a heart. So if you’re looking for a little excitement in your virtual life, look no further than our spooky SMP!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the nasty side effects!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to your sad, friendless existence. Who knows, you might even find love, adventure, or a really cool diamond sword. The possibilities are endless, just like your loneliness if you don’t join us!

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Veggie Craze Minecraft Server

affordable produce, agricultural industry, Community market, CRAZE, cultural exchange, economic development, farmers market, food security, fresh produce, global trade, international market, local vendors, market vendors, Minecraft, organic vegetables, Poland, rural economy, Server, Small-scale farmers, sustainable farming, third world, traditional markets, vegetable market, Veggie

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, inspired by a vegetable market in Poland and the wild adventures of the third world, is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop.

Join us for a chance to trade virtual vegetables with other players in a bustling marketplace setting. Who knew that carrots and potatoes could be so thrilling? And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous cows and pigs running amok – they’re always up to no good!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato worshippers who believe that potatoes are the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Join them in their quest for spud enlightenment and see where it takes you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and wacky experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might just become the potato king of Poland!

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Chuubas Soccer Stars Minecraft SMP

athleticism, Chuubas, Competition, Dedication, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, idol culture, Minecraft, online personalities, Performance, skill development, smp, Soccer, Soccer players, sports, Sportsmanship, Stars, streaming, talent, teamwork, Training, virtual idols, virtual reality

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have chuubas that would make amazing soccer players! That’s right, these chubby little creatures have some serious skills when it comes to kicking around a blocky ball.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So if you’re tired of mining for hours on end just to find a few measly diamonds, come join us and let our unicorn do all the hard work for you.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to? Get your groove on with some funky tunes and show off your best dance moves while surrounded by glow-in-the-dark creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

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YubiCraft – Virtual Tech – Minecraft Server

104.194.11.50, 25500, 25570, Dynmap, FLOW GLOW Edition, how to install, last thread, MDr9aFRW, Minecraft, minecraft server, Play, Server, server ip, Speed King 5, Tag Picker, Tako Gacha Banner 4, Tech, Upcoming Events, virtual, VT, Website, ybc, Yubicraft, yubicraft.github.io

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids! Join our FLOW GLOW Edition server for a wild ride filled with crazy events and epic battles.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a place where diamonds rained from the sky and every block was made of pure gold. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it is! But only on our server.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Tako Gacha Banner 4? Yeah, neither have we, but it sounds freaking awesome! And don’t even get me started on Speed King 5 – it’s so fast, you’ll need a seatbelt just to log in.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible. See you there, adventurer!

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The Legend of Minecraft SMP: Ocarina of Time on the Nintendo SMP 64

action, Adventure, Boss Battles, Dungeons, FANTASY, ganondorf, Hero, Hyrule, Kokiri Forest, legend, Link, master sword, Minecraft, navi, Nintendo, nintendo 64, Ocarina, Ocarina of Time, Princess Zelda, puzzle solving, smp, temple of time, the legend of zelda, Time, triforce, video game

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you an adventure crazier than trying to beat the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time on the Nintendo 64!

Join us if you want to experience epic quests like finding the elusive Triforce hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its secrets and harness its power to rule over the land.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cucco Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you be able to outsmart these feathered fiends and claim victory for yourself?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for a Minecraft adventure that will have you saying, “Hey! Listen!” in no time. Join us today and become the hero of your own legend!

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#pikachu, Anime, Behavior, Community, controversy, criticism, culture, Entertainment, Fandom, Fans, Franchise, Gaming, Minecraft, Nintendo, ONLINE, Opinions, PALS, PIXEL, pokemon, reactions, reactions to criticism, Server, social media, video games

Are you tired of those boring old Pokemon servers where all you do is catch ’em all and battle? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to witness Pikachu riding a creeper into battle, Charmander mining diamonds like a pro, and Squirtle building a castle out of obsidian.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of Endermen who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battle between Herobrine and Mewtwo that happens every full moon.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs Pokemon when you have a world this crazy?!

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Nick Fuentes Spam Minecraft SMP Patrol

arrest, Capitol attack, Capitol breach, Censorship, conspiracy theories, democrats, extremism, FBI informant, FBI psyop, free speech, Fuentes, Jan. 6, Minecraft, Misinformation, Nick, Nick Fuentes, online harassment, Patrol, Police, smp, social media, Spam, spam threads, tucker carlson, video evidence

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or intrigue? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where we uncover the shocking truth about Nick Fuentes being an FBI informant! That’s right, he’s been pulling the strings behind the scenes all along. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a conspiracy theory about Tucker Carlson being a secret alien sent to Earth to control the media. Join now and uncover the truth behind all the madness! Who knows what other crazy secrets await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

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Sick America Minecraft Server

abortion, Agencies, America, anti-world, BLOODBATH, control, deportation, election, ethnic cleanse, Facist, Government, Lgbt, mexico, Minecraft, palestine, power, Server, sick, Trans, trump, War, weird

Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise!

We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.

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Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

Advanced Bounty, Asaba Harumasa, Boopons, character demo, Cunning Hares, Drawpile, En-Nah, Friendship Fair, general, Hoshimi Miyabi, Minecraft, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Roaming the Ether, Routine Cleanup, Sixth Street market fair, Sjal, smp, Soul Hounds III, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, vicious dogs within, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZFriends

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and updates? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to claim 10 free Boopons in our “En-Nah” Into Your Lap event – trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this virtual revenge!

Roam the Ether and recover lost data for the Cunning Hares, or participate in our Advanced Bounty: Routine Cleanup for double drops – it’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so earn Doggy Vouchers by playing Soul Hounds III in our Vicious Dogs Within event.

But wait, there’s more! Help Sjal with the Sixth Street market fair at the 141 Friendship Fair and earn some epic rewards. And don’t forget to redeem our crazy codes like ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PCSGJADSHBF for even more goodies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for some wild adventures and outrageous events – because boring is so last season!

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