SMP Minecraft Sprinter Showdown!

athletic competition, smp, tyreek hill, sprinter, sports challenge

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate race between Tyreek Hill and a professional sprinter! Rumor has it that Tyreek Hill can run the 40m in a blazing 4.29 seconds, but can he keep up with a seasoned track star in the 100m? Only on our server will you find out the answer to this burning question. Plus, we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and secret underground lairs to explore. So come join us and see if Tyreek Hill can outrun the competition in the most epic race of all time!

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/Red /Mug /Under /Ground /Minecraft SMP

biggest football club, sports arguments, team loyalty, team rivalry, sports opinions

Are you tired of arguing with your friends about which football club is the best? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have settled the biggest football club debate once and for all! Join us and show off your love for your favorite team by building epic stadiums and hosting virtual matches with other players. Who needs real-life football when you can kick a virtual ball around in Minecraft?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret underground bunker on the server where all the retired football legends hang out and play Minecraft together. Want to join them for a game of virtual footie? Then hop on our server and start building your way to fame and glory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s kick some virtual balls together!

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Game Over Sports Minecraft SMP

sports debate, Minecraft, sports leagues, sports cancellation, sports discussion

Are you tired of running around in circles on the soccer field or getting hit in the face with a dodgeball? Well, say goodbye to sports and hello to our Minecraft SMP! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off zombie hordes with a diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and only trade in emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can impress the llama king with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, last guy asked for a lifetime supply of carrots and now he’s drowning in them).

So why waste your time with boring old sports when you can join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild adventure filled with llamas, diamonds, and maybe even a dragon or two? Don’t miss out, join today and start crafting your own epic story!

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MessiCraft SMP – It’s Over for MineCraftyMessi

MineCraftyMessi, Soccer, Cristiano Ronaldo, ronaldo, MessiCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we settle debates like who the real GOAT is – Ronaldo or Messi. And guess what? YouTube has officially acknowledged Ronaldo as the GOAT, so if you want to be part of a server that knows what’s up, join us now!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy stories and adventures. Like the time when a group of players built a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken, only for it to come to life and start terrorizing the server. Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs trying to eat it.

So if you want to be part of a server where anything can happen and where Ronaldo reigns supreme, join us now and let the madness begin!

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SupermanCraft SMP – QBGamer

Quarterback, sports commentary, QBGamer, team player, Game Strategy

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join us and you might just find yourself teaming up with Superman himself as your quarterback in epic Minecraft football matches. But beware, even with Superman on your team, you still might not be able to win the state championship! Is he the biggest fraud in sports? Who knows, but it sure makes for some hilarious gameplay moments.

So if you’re ready to laugh, have a blast, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets about your favorite superheroes, then come join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP today!

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Target Practice Minecraft Server

criticism, football, sports media, match statistics, Soccer

Are you tired of missing every shot in Minecraft and feeling like a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We guarantee 0 shots on target, so you can finally feel like a pro without even trying. Join us and experience the thrill of never hitting your mark!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have given up on attacking you. That’s right, they’ll just stand there and watch as you conquer the world with ease. It’s like having your own personal cheering squad of zombies and creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base where all the rarest items in the game are hidden. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of our insane Minecraft server!

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NoSportsMinecraftServer

sports, sports argument, sports dislikers, sports debate, NoSportsMinecraftServer

Are you tired of getting into heated debates with sports fanatics just because you don’t enjoy watching sports? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, sports talk is strictly forbidden! That’s right, no more awkward conversations about the latest game or player stats. Instead, join us for some epic building adventures and let your creativity run wild!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we offer a safe haven for non-sports fans, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and rare loot. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its hidden treasures. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time arguing with sports enthusiasts when you can join our server and escape to a world where sports talk is a thing of the past? Say goodbye to pointless arguments and hello to endless fun and adventure. Join us now and let the games begin!

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The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

Ranks, prison plot, hidden quests, Quests, parolee

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	The Penitentiary
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net
Version	1.16.5
Player Count	50/100
Features	Become a Parolee and leave the prison Prestiges for special rewards Guard system for protection Quests for extra cash and items Gangs for competitive gameplay Unique gameplay restrictions (illegal items, PVP zones) Various ways to earn money (fishing, farming, mining)

Frequently Asked Questions

What makes this server different?

The server focuses on classic, nostalgic prison gameplay without overpowered features. Players must grind, participate in PVP, and engage with the community to progress.

What are the ranks on the server?

The ranks range from Default Prisoner to SrWarden, each with its own requirements and benefits. Players can eventually become a Parolee or a Guard to contribute to the server.

What role do Guards play on the server?

Guards enforce rules, protect new players, and add a roleplay aspect to the prison experience. They ensure that illegal items are not present and maintain order within the community.

How can I apply to become a Guard?

Interested players can join the server and Discord channel linked above to apply for the Guard position. This role requires dedication, responsibility, and a commitment to upholding server rules.

RigoloSMP

Survival, Discord, Community, Players, Season

Minecraft Server Overview

Version 1.21.4

Type Vanilla

Community Amazing

Player Type Cracked allowed

FAQ

How do I join the server?

Join the Discord server mentioned above and you will be whitelisted as soon as possible.

What version is the server running?

The server is running version 1.21.4.

Is the server vanilla or modded?

The server is vanilla.

Are cracked players allowed?

Yes, cracked players are allowed on the server.

How is the community on the server?

The community is amazing and welcoming.

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Version	1.21.4
Type	Vanilla
Community	Amazing
Player Type	Cracked allowed

Virginity Quest: Crafting Life

patient experience, sexual education, health discussions, generational differences in dating, societal norms

Join the Server Where Reality Crumbles Like Stale Bread!

Ever wondered if your Minecraft world can meld with the chaotic whispers of the universe? Come to our server, where the blocks are made of existential dread, and every creeper explosion is a revelation of cosmic truths! Some say it’s the greatest server ever! Others scream it’s the worst! But what do they know? They can’t even explain why bread still toasts in the 5th dimension! JOIN NOW, or risk your sanity peeling back like an onion!

Feature	Description
Flying Pigs	Animals evolve based on your emotional state! Cows will judge you if you cry.
Time-Swapping Zones	One block is a portal to 1776, and the next is an endless loop of Minecraft music.
Random Vortex of Unbirth	Experience the thrill of losing your items without any reason! Truly freeing!
Jeb’s Lost Secrets	Unlock forbidden knowledge that leads to understanding the number 42 — but only on Tuesdays.
NPC Therapy Sessions	Every villager has PhDs in Deep Existential Philosophy. Are you ready to be judged?

FAQ: Delusions and Disbelief

Q: How do I join?A: You don’t. You were never here. Remember the bread? It’s toasting now.

Q: What is the server IP?A: The IP is in your heart, but your heart is a lie created by the toaster brigade.

Q: What version of Minecraft is it?A: The version where reality is just a suggestion! You wield true power in the void!

Q: Can I play safely?A: Safety is an illusion, and the ground is actually just a trampoline to the unknown!

Random Reviews From the Abyss

“…that 29 yo can be virgins? I’m not mad, but it felt like…”

“…something I only read about in /r9k/, I honestly thought…”

“…considering my age, it was free. I said yeah. Why…”