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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 289 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 451 |
Our server is home to the biggest based retard in football – yes, you read that right. This player is known for his insane skills on the field and his even crazier antics off the field. Join our SMP to witness his shenanigans firsthand and maybe even challenge him to a game of Minecraft football.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!