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Get your daily dose of vanilla with a side of confusion on Modern Vanilla Server! 1.21, for Java & Bedrock!

Auto Chest Sorting, bedrock, Community, confusion, Currency, Daily, Daily login rewards, Dose, Dynmap, Economy, Fast Tree Cutting, java, Land claiming, Marketplaces, Minecraft, MODERN, no pay to win, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Server, Side, smp, Spawner Collection, Trade shop, Unique Item Sets, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4021	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Star Shards Collected:	239
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Modern Vanilla Server Overview

Features	Land claiming	Warps	Voting rewards	RTP (Random Teleport)	Dynmap	Marketplaces	Daily login rewards	Unique item sets
Gameplay Enhancements	Fast tree cutting	Trade shop	Spawner collection	Auto chest sorting

No Pay-to-Win: We use diamonds as the primary currency, ensuring a fair and balanced economy—absolutely no pay-to-win mechanics here!

We’ve got (almost) everything an SMP server needs, and we’re always evolving. Now updated to Minecraft 1.21!

Join us and enjoy your time on Modern Vanilla!

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Server IP:

Java: modern-vanilla.com

Bedrock: modern-vanilla.com : 19132

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Discord:

https://discord.gg/mYSV2YAfzm

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	Use the land claim system with /claim to protect your builds from griefing.
What are voting rewards?	Earn ranks and exclusive items by supporting the server with your votes.
How do I use RTP?	Simply use the command /rtp to get randomly teleported to explore new areas of the world.
Can I buy items in the marketplace?	Yes, you can buy and sell in-game items using in-game currency through the player-driven market.
Is there a way to keep my inventory organized?	Yes, use the auto chest sorting feature to keep your inventory neat.

Black Is Beautiful Minecraft Server

Beautiful, Black, Country, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	2841
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where black is not just beautiful, it’s the only way to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of evil rainbow sheep invaded our land, spreading their colorful chaos everywhere. But fear not, for our brave players armed with obsidian swords and diamond armor fought back and banished those pesky sheep to the Nether forever! And now, our server is a peaceful haven where only the darkest blocks reign supreme. Join us and embrace the darkness, for black is truly beautiful in our country!

Minecraft SMP – Ukraine Happening General

Belgorod, border regions, CASUALTIES, Conflict, domestic-made ballistic missile, drone attack, F-16 crash, gas pipeline, general, Happening, Kharkiv, Minecraft, missile strike, mongolia, oil base, Poltava, putin, Rostov Oblast, russia, smp, state secret, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2993
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s more intense than the Ukraine conflict! Our server is so action-packed, Putin himself claims our players face no resistance while advancing in the game. Zelenskyy may have reshuffled his cabinet, but our players will never shuffle their loyalty to our server.

Experience crazy battles like the russian missile strike on Poltava, where 50+ players were “killed” (respawned, don’t worry) and 200+ were “injured” (lost some hearts). And forget about boring old oil and gas production, on our server, it’s a state secret!

We’ve got Ukrainian F-16s crashing, drone strikes targeting power plants, and even domestic-made ballistic missiles being tested. And if that’s not enough, we have an eternal flight for russian Su-25 aircraft – they just can’t seem to land!

So join our Minecraft SMP today for a gaming experience that’s more explosive than a residential building being bombed in Kharkiv. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join now!

UglyButCuteMinecraftSMP

UglyButCuteMinecraftSMP, unconventional aesthetics, unconventional allure, unconventional appeal, unconventional attractiveness, unconventional beauty, unconventional charisma, unconventional charm, unconventional desirability, unconventional magnetism, Unique Features

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Void Armor Forged:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you find creepers with mustaches attractive, because on our server, every creeper has a fabulous mustache that will make you swoon. And don’t even get us started on the zombie pigmen with top hats and monocles – they are the epitome of sophistication and style.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so majestic and powerful that all other chickens bow down in its presence. Rumor has it that the Chicken King can lay golden eggs that will make you the richest player on the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wacky world of mustachioed creepers, dapper zombie pigmen, and the one and only Chicken King. Who knows what other ridiculous surprises await you in our crazy corner of the Minecraft universe!

CraftyNoobSkills

Ability, Adaptability, capability, common, Communication, competence, CraftyNoobSkills, critical thinking, Crucial, ESSENTIAL, Expertise, important, Lacking, life skill, necessary, practical, problem solving, proficiency, skill, talent, valuable

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

The skill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with zombies, mutants, and killer robots! And where better to hone that skill than on our Minecraft server? Join us for epic battles against hordes of undead creatures, daring escapes from mutant monsters, and intense showdowns with rogue AI. Plus, our community is full of expert survivors who can teach you everything from crafting the perfect zombie-proof shelter to outsmarting a sentient computer virus. So why wait? Join us now and show the apocalypse who’s boss!

CyberCraft: Russia vs NATO

#cyberattacks, allied nations, Conflict, cyber threats, cybercraft, cybersecurity, digital warfare, diplomatic relations, Espionage, foreign policy, HACKING, Information Security, Intelligence Operations, international relations, military aggression, nato, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, US

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we battle against the evil russian hackers just like in real life!! we team up with ukraine and nato to take down those cyberbullies and protect our virtual land!! join us for crazy battles, epic quests, and maybe even some virtual diplomacy lol!! don’t miss out on the action, join now and help us defeat the cyber villains!!

Bingo’s Farmyard Fun

Animals, Bingo, Bingos, catchy tune, Childhood, children’s song, classic, dog, Farm, Farmer, Farmyard, Fun, Lyrics, Memory, Music, name.., Nostalgia, nursery rhyme, old macdonald, Repetition, rhyme, sing-along, song

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride pigs into battle and fight off zombie cows with ur trusty carrot sword. u can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and have pet creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff.

once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they lived happily ever after, eating their way through layers of frosting and sprinkles.

come join us and be a part of the craziest adventures in minecraft history. u never know what u might discover next, like a talking chicken or a unicorn that farts rainbows.

Bingo was the name of the farmer, not the dog, but on our server, everyone is named Bingo and everyone is a hero. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset).

Ketamine Interrupts Machine Gun

antidepressant, brain function, depression relief, depression treatment, glutamate receptor, gun, INTERRUPTS, ketamine, ketamine research, ketamine therapy, Machine, mental health, mental health breakthrough, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, mood regulation, mood stabilization, neural activity, neuroplasticity, neurotransmitters, NMDA receptor, psychiatric medication, psychiatric therapy

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure ketamine. You mine that shiz and suddenly your character starts trippin’ balls, but in a good way. Forget about building houses and farms, on this server you build your own psychedelic wonderland.

And get this, when you’re feeling down and depressed, just log on and start mining that ketamine. It’s like a party in your brain, man. Your neural activity is like a machine gun going off, but then ketamine comes in and says “chill bro, I got you.”

Join this server for a wild ride through the depths of your mind. Who needs therapy when you have ketamine blocks to mine? It’s a whole new level of Minecraft, trust me.

What is the IP for Swag x Godly Minecraft Server?

GODLY, Minecraft, Server, swag

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Potions Brewed:	74

Swag x Godly is a talented and versatile artist who combines elements of swag and spirituality in his music. With his unique blend of street smarts and higher consciousness, he captures the attention of listeners with his catchy hooks and thought-provoking lyrics. Swag x Godly is carving out his own lane in the music industry, elevating the rap game with his innovative style and infectious energy.

Light SMP

1.16, Active, anti cheat, building, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Mature Players, multiplayer, No Griefing, no pay to win, PvP, small server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Welcome to light SMP! Have fun and enjoy!

Store: https://lightsmp.tebex.io Staff: 1/5 1. Please do not Greif 2. Don’t Hack (AntiCheat Is Installed) 3. Please Be nice

If any rules are not followed you will be banned for a period of time!

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