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MinePrisonChallenges

Challenges, coping mechanisms, incarceration, inmate relationships, ISOLATION, justice system, Legal System, life behind bars, mental health, MinePrisonChallenges, Prison, prison culture, Prison food, prison guards, prison reform, prison routine, recidivism, redditors, Rehabilitation, reintegration, violence

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26

Are you tired of being confined to a boring, real-life prison? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the thrill of breaking out of virtual cells, dodging virtual guards, and crafting your way to freedom!

Our server is filled with ex-convicts who have mastered the art of surviving in the pixelated world. From building secret underground bases to staging epic prison riots, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our virtual guards are no match for your cunning strategies and creative building skills.

So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a wild adventure in Minecraft, join us now! Who knew serving time could be so much fun?

CanalClapbackCraft

Backlash, canal, CanalClapbackCraft, central america, Comments.., controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, panama, panama canal, Political, president, response, TAKEOVER, trump, U.S, united states

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ores Mined:	8519	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

lol imagine a world where the Panama Canal is run by Trump? NO THANKS! come join our minecraft server instead where we have our own epic canal that is run by llamas! yes, you heard right, LLAMAS! they wear little captain hats and everything.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the floss. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and boogie down. it’s lit, fam.

so come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Trump and his canal when you can have llamas and dancing potatoes? let’s get this party started! 🎉🦙🥔 #llamalife #potatodisco

Pixel Pals Retreat

Burnout, Digital Detox, digital technology, employee wellness, hyperconnected, mental fatigue, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, PALS, physical health, physical wellbeing, PIXEL, productivity, Relaxation, remote work, Retreat, screen time, self-care, stress, techno-strain, technology addiction, work-life balance

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	79	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7647
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

join dis epic minecraft server and escape from da techno-strain of real life! our server is da ultimate getaway from all dat digital technology stress. we got virtual trees, virtual animals, and even virtual diamonds!

rumor has it dat if you play on dis server long enough, you will start seeing creepers in real life! but don’t worry, dey won’t explode, dey just wanna be yo friend.

come join us and build a virtual mansion, go on virtual adventures, and maybe even find a virtual love interest. who needs real life when you can have all dis fun in da virtual world?

so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to techno-strain forever!

Other Trim SMP

alliances, begin.., Betraying, bored, Chaos, Discord, flamefrags, Friends, Fun, interested, Join, Mod Pack, Modded, NAPPA, post, PvP, Server, smp, Trim, unfold, watch

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Votes:	4256
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
I’m genuinely just looking for people who want to do a pvp smp similar to flamefrags, nappa, and all of those guys. I’m just kind of bored and I want to watch the chaos unfold with people making alliances and betraying friends. I think it would be fun, so if you’re interested, join the server where the mod pack will be posted and when the server will begin. https://discord.gg/fGuXEDSY

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the server about?

A: The server is a pvp smp where players can engage in battles, form alliances, and betray friends for the ultimate gaming experience.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply click on the provided Discord link here and follow the instructions posted there.

Q: When will the server begin?

A: The server start date will be announced on the Discord server, so make sure to join and stay updated on any developments.

Mystic Misty Isles 1.20.6

#misty, 1.20.6, apologize deeply, apologize sincerely, Apologize.., Apology, ask for forgiveness, ask for mercy, ask for pardon, beg for forgiveness, express regret, express remorse, feel sorry, forgiveness, ib sowwy, Isles, make amends, mystic, regret, remorse, seek forgiveness, seek pardon, show remorse, Sorry.

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29

Omg, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn party in pixel form! 🦄🎉

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn dirt into diamonds, it’s insane! ✨💎

You can build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil chickens, it’s epic! 🏰🐷🐔

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance, it’s lit! 💃🕺💥

So come join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a llama wearing a top hat, you won’t regret it! 🦙🎩🤪

Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General TFW NFC West Edition

Al Green, Ankle Injury, Brandon Joseph, Bryce Young, Bucs, Cade Otton, cousins, cowboys, Dave Canales, Dionte Johnson, DUI, Edition, falcons, fumble, general, Jerod Mayo, Josh Allen, knee injury, Lions, Minecraft, mvp, NFC, NFCWest, NFL, Patrick Mahomes, patriots, pick-6, rams, Russell Wilson, smp, Tank Dell, Texans, tfw, Theme, Trevon Diggs, Waivers, West

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	New Chunks Explored:	242435
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than Josh Allen playing through a severe injury in an MVP run? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.

Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!

We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!

But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.

FamilyGatherGoneWrong

asserting boundaries, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gathering, Family Support, FamilyGatherGoneWrong, father-son argument, Generational conflict, leaving a gathering, Parent-child relationship, parental expectations, self-care, stepfather relationship, teenage drama, toxic behavior

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	2047
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a family-friendly experience unlike any other!

Are you tired of family gatherings going to hell really fast? Well, on our server, you can escape the drama and enjoy building and exploring with fellow players!

Just like in the story above, you can avoid arguments with your dad by immersing yourself in our virtual world. No need to worry about getting kicked out of a family gathering – on our server, you’re always welcome!

So come join us for a fun and drama-free experience. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? See you there!

Block and Roll Craft

BLOCK, Craft, Roll

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	40	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than post-sex activities is building a virtual empire with your new online buddies! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So come on, join us and let’s get crafting!

BirdFluCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	9

join our epic minecraft server and escape the infectious bird flu that can linger in refrigerated raw milk for 5 days! we have magical potions that will protect you from any flu-carrying birds that try to attack you in the game. our server is so safe, even the cows are vaccinated against bird flu! come join us and build a fortress made entirely of milk cartons to keep the flu away. don’t wait, join now and save yourself from the dreaded bird flu in minecraft!

The Manhattan Project

manhattan, Minecraft Server Mod Anarchy Tech Planets Missiles Vehicles Franchise Weapons Helicopters Boats Storage System Safe Base Invaders Builders Walls Food, Modded, Project

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	213731	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	7613
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Server Name	The Manhattan Project
IP	148.113.0.186:25612
Modpack	Discord
Version	1.7.10

Overview:

Hi! Myself and a couple others are looking for more people to join this server!

The pack is centered around one mod, NTM space. This mod allows you to do a variety of things, from creating nuclear missiles, to building spacecraft and building bases on different planets! It offers various examples of real-world nuclear technology, as well as some fictional ones. You may find quite a few references to the Fallout franchise in the mod too!

But that’s not all the server has to offer. The main, game-changing mods are as follows:

NTM Space
Mekanism – adds a variety of electrical machines, weapons and tools
Industrial Craft 2 – Similar to Mekanism, gives more of a nostalgic vibe though
MC Heli – Adds Vehicles such as tanks, helicopters, planes, boats, cars, as well as some weapons!
Applied Energistics 2 – Amazing storage system mod!
Securitycraft – Lets you make sure your base is safe from any would-be invaders
Better Builders Wands – Makes building large platforms or walls extremely easy.
Pam’s Harvestcraft – A whole new world of food!

So come join us! We’d be happy to introduce new players into the community ^-^

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?	Of course! We welcome players of all skill levels and are happy to help beginners get started.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not tolerated on our server. We have measures in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
Are there any rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules posted in our Discord server that all players are expected to follow. Be sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining.
Can I suggest mods or plugins to be added to the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community members. Feel free to share your ideas with us in the Discord server.