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Misogyny-Free Minecraft Server

adulting, Ageism, amateur sports, badminton, badminton etiquette, community courts, dealing with rude players, Female Athletes, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender stereotypes, handling criticism, Maturity, Minecraft, Misogyny, MisogynyFree, Preteen, Server, sports commentary, Sportsmanship, standing up for yourself, Women in sports, youth sports

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5973
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your badminton skills? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate badminton showdown with players of all ages and skill levels.

We have a special feature where if someone tries to diss your badminton skills, you can challenge them to a Minecraft duel instead. Show them who the real pro is in both badminton and gaming!

Join now and prove that girls can play just as well as anyone else, even if you’re only 5’1! Don’t let the haters get you down, show them what you’re made of on our epic Minecraft badminton server.

Goal Minecraft SMP Scorer

adaptation, football, Goal, goal scoring analysis, goal-scoring, league difficulty, Matches, Minecraft, non-penalty goal, played out of position, player development, player performance, positional play, Scorer, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, struggling to adapt, Tactics, team dynamics, tougher league

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being played out of position in other Minecraft servers? Or maybe you’re just struggling to adapt to the tough competition in those boring old SMPs? Well, fear not, because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane builds that will leave you questioning reality.

So why wait? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means playing Minecraft in a league of its own!

Game Over Sports Minecraft SMP

end of sports, Game, Minecraft, smp, sports, sports analysis, sports cancellation, sports commentary, sports coverage, sports crisis, sports debate, sports discussion, sports events, sports fans, sports future, sports industry, sports journalism, sports leagues, sports media, sports news, sports season, sports shutdown, sports world

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Are you tired of running around in circles on the soccer field or getting hit in the face with a dodgeball? Well, say goodbye to sports and hello to our Minecraft SMP! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off zombie hordes with a diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and only trade in emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can impress the llama king with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, last guy asked for a lifetime supply of carrots and now he’s drowning in them).

So why waste your time with boring old sports when you can join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild adventure filled with llamas, diamonds, and maybe even a dragon or two? Don’t miss out, join today and start crafting your own epic story!

/ A F L / Minecraft SMP

AFL, AFL banter, AFL banter community, AFL memes, Australian rules football, Carlton, Carlton Football Club, Carlton supporters, comedy, Entertainment, footy jokes, Funny Moments, general, humorous content, LAUGH, Minecraft, smp, sports commentary, Sports Culture, sports fans, sports humor, team banter

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness Carlton, our resident llama, attempting to build a rollercoaster out of dirt blocks. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

Oh, and did we mention the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes? Yeah, it’s totally real and definitely not just a rumor spread by our mischievous admin.

So come on, join us and laugh at Carlton’s general shenanigans while embarking on your own wacky adventures in this wild Minecraft world!

SupermanCraft SMP – QBGamer

athlete, athletic ability, biggest fraud, championship game, Competition, football, fraud, Game Strategy, High School Football, QBGamer, Quarterback, smp, sports, sports commentary, sports debate, sports fans, Sportsmanship, state championship, Superman, SupermanCraft, team player, Underdog, winning mentality

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join us and you might just find yourself teaming up with Superman himself as your quarterback in epic Minecraft football matches. But beware, even with Superman on your team, you still might not be able to win the state championship! Is he the biggest fraud in sports? Who knows, but it sure makes for some hilarious gameplay moments.

So if you’re ready to laugh, have a blast, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets about your favorite superheroes, then come join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP today!

Target Practice Minecraft Server

>0 shots on target, Analysis, criticism, football, goal-scoring, match statistics, Minecraft, player performance, Practice, Server, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, Sports Culture, sports debate, sports discussion, sports fans, sports journalism, sports media, sports opinion, Target, team performance, what’s wrong with this shithole

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of missing every shot in Minecraft and feeling like a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We guarantee 0 shots on target, so you can finally feel like a pro without even trying. Join us and experience the thrill of never hitting your mark!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have given up on attacking you. That’s right, they’ll just stand there and watch as you conquer the world with ease. It’s like having your own personal cheering squad of zombies and creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base where all the rarest items in the game are hidden. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of our insane Minecraft server!

> Game sucks ass Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Potions Brewed:	199
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that suck ass? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their poultry revolution?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be warned, things may get a little…weird.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

#clues, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, banana, blocky, Book, crime, detective, Fiction, investigation, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 205676032, novel, page-turner, plot twists, red herrings, Server, suspects, Suspense, suspenseful atmosphere, Thriller, thrilling climax, unexpected ending

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9392
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the mythical bacon tree, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a stack of emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the coop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

What The Heck Is This Minecraft SMP Thing /pol/

crash, drone, FLIR camera, Heat, heck, Ice, liquid nitrogen, Minecraft, mq9 reaper drone, NJPD, Orb, photos, POL, Propellers, red orb, shutter speed, smp, sub zero temps, Tech, Water

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the frozen orb! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some alien technology that can freeze drones in mid-air. Imagine the chaos you could cause in PvP battles with that kind of power! Plus, you never know what other strange and bizarre creatures you might encounter in our world. Will you be the one to unravel the secrets of the icy orb, or will you fall victim to its chilling powers? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Tiny-MC.org

classic mechanics, Community, Fair Gameplay, Fun, Golden Shovel, Land claiming, Minecraft, minimal plugins, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	0

Simple fun survival See you in the wild Classic survival mechanics with no unnecessary frills Land-claiming with the Golden Shovel to protect your builds A Welcoming Community Fair Gameplay Minimal Plugins

tiny-mc.org

M’Monday Fauna Fun Minecraft Server

#youtube, Ara Ara button, ceres fauna, Fauna, Fine Fauna Formation, Fun, grasshoppers, Hide, ignore, Karaoke Archive, M’Monday #28, Media, member VODs, merch, Minecraft, MMonday, Outer Wilds Playlist, Report, saplings, Schedule, Server, Stream, stream status, twitter

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Ores Mined:	7355	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Outer Wilds? Look no further than our server! Join us for karaoke nights, where we sing like creepers in heat. Our schedule is so unpredictable, it’s like trying to find diamonds in a desert biome. Plus, we have an exclusive Ara Ara button for those who need a little extra spice in their gaming experience. And don’t forget to report, hide, and ignore grasshoppers and their bait – they’re the real creepers of the Minecraft world. So come join us, where the only thing more unpredictable than our streams is trying to find a llama in a village.

Minecraft SMP – Speedy the Blockhog Hangout

Announce trailer, Blockhog, booru, cytube, DC Comics Collaboration, Fowler Edition, General link compilation, Hangout, IDW Release Dates, Milestone pastebin, Minecraft, Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet, OC info, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, smp, Sonic Christmas, Sonic comic scans, Sonic Game Recommendation, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Speedy, Teaser Trailer

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds to a Very Sonic Christmas. We even have an exclusive Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Did you know that our members once built a giant Sonic statue made entirely out of diamonds? Or that we hold weekly races on our custom-built Sonic Rumble track, complete with loop-de-loops and boost pads?

So come on in and join the chaos! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chaos Emeralds hidden somewhere in our world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join The Sonic the Hedgehog General SMP today!

MWorld.ru Minecraft server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Come join our server!

We’re having fun!

mworld.mc-join.ru:20105

Obscure Video Game Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Zombie Dances:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Hey hey gamers, forget about those boring mainstream games and come join our wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky, guarded by flying pigs with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players can make it past their deadly gaze.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a gang of mischievous chickens armed with diamond swords. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. One moment you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re being chased by a ghostly explosion – it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced!

TikTok No Longer Being Banned Minecraft SMP

banned, celebration, Chinese app, decision, digital platform, Entertainment, Government, internet, longer, Minecraft, News, Online Community, Politics, Relief, smp, social media, success, Technology, tiktok, trending, triumph, Victory, viral

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	169	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Void Gems Collected:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7503	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride around on a llama wearing a top hat? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like the annual Creeper Derby, where players ride creepers like horses and try to be the last one standing. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fight to the death using nothing but blocks as weapons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community in the Minecraft universe. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether!

hardrockskyblock

Community, Discord, Economy, hardrockskyblock, Minecraft, New Year, Parkour, planned servers, Server, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

hardrockvanilla.mcserv.fun