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  • Misogyny-Free Minecraft Server

    Misogyny-Free Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your badminton skills? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate badminton showdown with players of all ages and skill levels.

    We have a special feature where if someone tries to diss your badminton skills, you can challenge them to a Minecraft duel instead. Show them who the real pro is in both badminton and gaming!

    Join now and prove that girls can play just as well as anyone else, even if you’re only 5’1! Don’t let the haters get you down, show them what you’re made of on our epic Minecraft badminton server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Goal Minecraft SMP Scorer

    Goal Minecraft SMP Scorer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being played out of position in other Minecraft servers? Or maybe you’re just struggling to adapt to the tough competition in those boring old SMPs? Well, fear not, because our server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane builds that will leave you questioning reality.

    So why wait? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means playing Minecraft in a league of its own!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Game Over Sports Minecraft SMP

    Game Over Sports Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of running around in circles on the soccer field or getting hit in the face with a dodgeball? Well, say goodbye to sports and hello to our Minecraft SMP! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off zombie hordes with a diamond sword.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and only trade in emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can impress the llama king with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, last guy asked for a lifetime supply of carrots and now he’s drowning in them).

    So why waste your time with boring old sports when you can join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild adventure filled with llamas, diamonds, and maybe even a dragon or two? Don’t miss out, join today and start crafting your own epic story!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • / A F L / Minecraft SMP

    / A F L / Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness Carlton, our resident llama, attempting to build a rollercoaster out of dirt blocks. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

    Oh, and did we mention the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes? Yeah, it’s totally real and definitely not just a rumor spread by our mischievous admin.

    So come on, join us and laugh at Carlton’s general shenanigans while embarking on your own wacky adventures in this wild Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SupermanCraft SMP – QBGamer

    SupermanCraft SMP – QBGamer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

    Join us and you might just find yourself teaming up with Superman himself as your quarterback in epic Minecraft football matches. But beware, even with Superman on your team, you still might not be able to win the state championship! Is he the biggest fraud in sports? Who knows, but it sure makes for some hilarious gameplay moments.

    So if you’re ready to laugh, have a blast, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets about your favorite superheroes, then come join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Target Practice Minecraft Server

    Target Practice Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of missing every shot in Minecraft and feeling like a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We guarantee 0 shots on target, so you can finally feel like a pro without even trying. Join us and experience the thrill of never hitting your mark!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have given up on attacking you. That’s right, they’ll just stand there and watch as you conquer the world with ease. It’s like having your own personal cheering squad of zombies and creepers.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base where all the rarest items in the game are hidden. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of our insane Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Blunders: The Overrated Server

    Blocky Blunders: The Overrated Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, overrated games that just don’t do it for you anymore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unbelievable adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Forget about being an adult, on our server, you can let your inner child run wild and embrace the pure joy of playing Minecraft without a care in the world.

    And who needs weed when you have a server as lit as ours? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DickSuckCraft: Where Your Wildest Dreams Come True

    DickSuckCraft: Where Your Wildest Dreams Come True

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the creepers twerk for you and the zombies do the Macarena while you mine for diamonds!

    Our server is so lit that even Herobrine wants to join just to see what all the fuss is about.

    Join us for epic battles with a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its beak and a pack of killer bunnies that will stop at nothing to protect their carrot stash.

    And did we mention that the Ender Dragon is secretly a DJ spinning sick beats while you try to defeat it?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Get your pixelated booty in here and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixelated Pop Stars: Minecraft Edition

    Pixelated Pop Stars: Minecraft Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Forget about Alstroemeria, because L’Antiqa is where the real fun is at. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds. Mine them and become a real-life millionaire! – The mobs on our server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies instead of attacking you. Who needs hostile creatures anyway? – Our PvP battles are so intense, they’ve been known to break the space-time continuum. Don’t believe me? Just ask Steve from accounting. – We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted loot and magical potions. But shh, it’s a secret. Oops, I guess it’s not a secret anymore. – The admins on our server are actually wizards in disguise. They can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for. Last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up buried in a mountain of them.

    So what are you waiting for? Join L’Antiqa today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the adventure of a lifetime! 🌟

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChunkyCraft: The Big Bitch Server

    ChunkyCraft: The Big Bitch Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Fat Bitch Thread Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner chunkiness! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is hosted on a giant floating slice of pizza in the sky, because why not? – Instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for giant chocolate bars and marshmallows to build your dream castle. – The mobs on our server are all dressed in tutus and tiaras, because even zombies deserve to feel fabulous. – Our PVP arena is a giant trampoline filled with slime blocks, so you can bounce your way to victory. – The only way to access our secret treasure room is by doing the Macarena dance in front of a painting of a dancing taco.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Fat Bitch Thread server and let the ridiculousness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP