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Red Rumble Zone

ADVANTAGE, athletes, Claim, color psychology, Combat sports, Competition, new study, Olympic combat sports, Performance, red, red advantage, red outfit, Rumble, sports analysis, sports apparel, sports attire, sports performance, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports trends, Truth, Zone

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	9878	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where wearing a red outfit ACTUALLY gives u super powers! like u can fly and shoot fireballs out of ur butt! we did a study and it’s totally true, red is the new black baby! join now and dominate the competition with ur red hot skills. also, our server is haunted by a ghost pig who will guide u to hidden treasures and secret dungeons. it’s like a real-life video game but without all the boring stuff. so what are u waiting for? put on ur red outfit and come join the fun!

Full Kit Wankers Minecraft SMP

fan behavior, Football Fans, full, full kit wankers, international sports, Kit, Minecraft, smp, sports apparel, sports behavior, Sports Culture, sports culture analysis, sports enthusiasts, sports etiquette, sports fanaticism, sports fandom, sports fans, sports fashion, sports identity, sports psychology, sports sociology, sports stereotypes, sports subculture, sports traditions, Wankers

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of dealing with full kit wankers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where full kit wankers are a thing of the past! Our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about what they’re wearing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Join us and you just might find yourself in a battle against a llama with a diamond sword!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King. He rules over his chicken kingdom with an iron fist (or wing?) and is always looking for new subjects to join his feathered army.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave those full kit wankers behind for good!

ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

caught up, consequences, DIRTY, Disgusting, distribution, humans, impossible goods, lolworthy, low prices, low profile, shady business, ShadyCraft, successful chain, track, unreasonable

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3952
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Star Shards Collected:	185
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!

Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

anti-racist, Ascended, Based, Bigots, blocky, Degenerate, FAGGOT, Fags, fragile ego, Gay, Humanity, killing themselves, mental barrier, Minecraft, net negative, officially deemed, Proud, question.., racist, RAINBOW, Rascals, Server, Unsure, White

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Emeralds Found:	9180	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!

PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, care, CREEPERS, devotion, Drool, emotion, Enchantment, endearment, feeling, Fondness, infatuation, love, Obsession, Passion, PekoCraft, Pekomama, rules, sentiment, sentimentality, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty RPG Haters

bad for brain, bad for health, Combat, coombrainers, Crafty, DO NOT BUY, do not play, harem, hate thread, Haters, IMPOSSIBLE, Jrpg, obtuse char build systems, poorly written, press x, retarded, RPG, voice acted

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	182	Dragons Tamed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, crazy, current events, elected officials, extremism, Giddy, INSANE, Jews, Karens, lefty, Minecraft, online behavior, POL, Politics, russians, Server, social media, STRINGS, twitter, war funding, white women, wrong, WTF

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Towns Built:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

Alternative Flag Pack, Aulus Hirtius, Battle of Mutina, Battle of San Jacinto, Conquer, Crafty, Crimeamod, Empire, Ending Extension Mod, EU4, EU5, grand strategy, gsg, Historical Project Mod Plus, History, HOI3, Lisbon Massacre, lol, Mark Antony, Mods, Niggermod, Rome, Romulus, Spanish-American War, Texas Revolution, Unfucked HPM, v2, Vic 3, vietnam war, Warlords

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Meteorites Collected:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

Abuse, Awareness, bedrock, building, Corrupted, Future, future girlfriend, Girlfriend, healing, Justice, MANSION, mental health, night, older men, Prevention, Recovery, relationships, Sleep, SleeplessCraft, Support, survivors, Therapy, Trauma, Trust, violated, young age

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5266	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9860
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3015
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown

consequences, Daddys, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Father, Imagine, judgment, Meltdown, Minecraft, Morals, online behavior, parental disapproval, privacy, regret, reputation, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, shame, social media, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have That’s someone’s daughter ffs as our motto! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!

So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

TrainWreckCraft: Where Modern Polish Trains Go to Ghana

accident, Asian companies, BREAKING, Business, China, Competition, dependence, ghana, Honesty, long term, MODERN, modern Polish train, Polish, Polish trains, Rail, scratching, Sell, train testing, Trains, TrainWreckCraft, Truck

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible!

Join us as we embark on a journey to sell modern Polish trains to Ghana and free them from their dependence on China. Watch as Asian companies get mad at our success and try to sabotage our train testing.

Witness the drama unfold as an (Asian-made) truck is accidentally left on the rails, only to be survived by our indestructible Polish train. Who knew that Polish trains don’t break in half after a light scratching like Asian stuff?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this ridiculous adventure! Who knows what other crazy schemes we’ll come up with next!

MainstreamCraft: Where even your grandma is a pro gamer

#gamer, fanbase, game analysis, game criticism, game design, game developers, game development, game evolution, game industry, Game Mechanics, game perception, game popularity, game reception, game reception trends, game success, game trends, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming phenomenon, gaming trends, Grandma, Mainstream, MainstreamCraft, PRO

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	210	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchantments Applied:	201	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Towns Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server that was so LEGENDARY, even the creepers were shaking in their pixelated boots. People from all over the world flocked to this server, drawn in by the promise of UNLIMITED DIAMONDS and ENDLESS ADVENTURES.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the devs themselves are scratching their heads in confusion. They can’t understand how we got so popular, but hey, who cares when you’re having this much fun, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of block-building madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server in existence – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!