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SadDadGladLadMC

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

Fuzzy Factions

Anarchy, Cross-Play, editing, Factions, Fuzzy, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Emeralds Found:	2371
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

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fuzzy-smp.usga.me:21307

SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Fun, Game, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Playtime, PvP, Server, Solar, SoolarTime, Sunny, Survival, Time

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Potions Brewed:	81	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Time for a Solar Game!

soolartime.minecraftjoin.xyz

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, choc, discord server, FAQ, Friends, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive, Vtuber, Yume

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!

CraftyShitters Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Board, Community, CraftyShitters, disruptive behavior, forum management, internet, jannies, lazy trannies, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online forum, online governance, online harassment, online safety, Police, pw, rules enforcement, Server, streetshitters, toxic behavior, trolling

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	8008	Alien Abductions:	4
Emeralds Found:	1795	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of the streetshitters running amok on this server? Do you feel like the lazy trannies and jannies just aren’t cutting it? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate authority in policing /pw/! Take down those pesky streetshitters with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that only the bravest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s clean up this virtual street together!

DebateCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Analysis, commentary, current events, DebateCraft, debates, Democracy, discussion, election, Government, Minecraft, News, Opinions, Politics, presidential debates, reaction, reaction thread, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, WTF

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Hey gamers of Reddit! Tired of watching boring political debates? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! Our server is a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the real world drama and build your dream castle made entirely of cheese. So why watch the debates when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? See you there, fellow adventurers!

Block and Roll

BLOCK, clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, clever response, creative comeback, creative response, funny banter, funny comeback, funny response, humor, humor banter, humor comeback, humor response, Roll, sarcasm, witty banter, witty comeback, witty insult, witty retort

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Magic Items Found:	5539
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Star Shards Collected:	256
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

CraftyCommiesMC

arms control, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military alliance, military threat, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, russia, sanctions, security concerns, seoul, united nations, weapons

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Yo, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamond blocks, and creepers that explode in confetti instead of blowing up your house. Plus, our admin once tamed a whole army of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a giant chicken boss. True story, bro. And if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the epic dance parties we have every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!