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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3976 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 288 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Join us if you want to be a part of the Hurt Business, where we specialize in causing chaos and mayhem in the most hilarious ways possible. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to building giant statues of our favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, a mythical figure who roams the land in search of the perfect baked potato. Rumor has it that whoever can find the Potato King and present him with the ultimate spud will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us at Hurt Business at home. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
