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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4835 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!