🔥SpoonCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SpoonCraft: Where Aussies, Poles, and Memes Collide in Epic Minecraft Adventures!

ad blockers, Adventures, auspol, aussies, bondi blitz, Chud, collide, constitution, day of the spoon, Epic, family, Homeless, male prostitute, mass stabbings, meds, memes, Minecraft, Perp, Poles, political implications, politicians, protest, rapefugee, rich cunts, roastie daughter, schizos, seccy, shanked, social implications, SpoonCraft, straight white male

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	9438
Star Shards Collected:	70	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than our builds are the stories we make up to explain them! Join us for a wild ride filled with political intrigue and social chaos.

Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!

So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!

AnniversaryGoneWrong

anniversary, anniversary celebration, anniversary date, anniversary gift, anniversary memory, anniversary tradition, AnniversaryGoneWrong, Communication, compassion, Disappointment, emotional, Empathy, forgetting, Guilt, love, police officer, Reassurance, relationship, Support, traumatic experience, Understanding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Crops Grown:	4242
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2058	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Items Found:	6213	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate dating anniversaries like it’s the end of the world! Join us for a wild ride filled with rose petals, snacks, and favorite movies lined up for you at every corner.

But beware, our police officer players might forget an anniversary or two due to traumatic work experiences. Don’t worry though, they’ll make it up to you with heartfelt apologies and emotional breakdowns.

So come on and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and guilt trips, because who needs a peaceful gaming experience when you can have drama and tears instead? Join now and ask yourself, “Am I the asshole for bringing up forgotten anniversaries?”

GymnastGoneVapeGod

athlete, captain, Competition, consequences, controversy, discipline, discipline issues, GymnastGoneVapeGod, Gymnastics, Japan, Japanese culture, Olympic, rules violation, sent home, smoking, sports, Sportsmanship, suspension, TEAM, Tokyo 2020, Tokyo Olympics

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have olympic gymnasts smoking weed and doing backflips while building giant pixel art of their faces. it’s a wild ride of athleticism and relaxation, just like the real olympics but with more explosions and lava traps. join now and see if you can out-smoke the gymnasts and become the true champion of the server!

ApologyCraft

Apology, ApologyCraft, Communication, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution in communication, conflict resolution in relationships, conflict resolution skills, conflict resolution strategies, conflict resolution techniques, forgiveness, interpersonal conflict, Peacekeeping, relationships, resolving arguments, resolving conflicts, resolving disagreements, resolving disputes, resolving issues, resolving misunderstandings, saying sorry

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7042
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Crops Grown:	4934	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

so like, u kno this server? it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. u gotta join cuz like, we have magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna see that? plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. it’s like a freakin’ fairytale up in here. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats? yeah, u heard me right. so come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. just remember, if u mess up, just say “I’m sorry” and everything will be cool.

InkCraft: Bacteria Edition

Bacteria, bacterial contamination, cosmetic safety, dangerous bacteria, Edition, health risks, ink contamination, ink quality control, ink sterilization, InkCraft, manufacturers, microbial contamination, permanent makeup ink, potentially dangerous, research, samples, sealed bottles, skin health, sterile ink, tattoo industry, tattoo infection, tattoo ink, tattoo safety

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER, WE GOT TATTOO INK THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR INK IS INFECTED WITH BACTERIA THAT WILL TURN YOU INTO A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE LOGGING INTO OUR SERVER AND SUDDENLY YOU CAN FLY LIKE A CHICKEN AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS FROM YOUR EYES! ALL THANKS TO OUR MAGICAL INK!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PERMANENT MAKEUP INK WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A GLAMOROUS ZOMBIE QUEEN! WHO NEEDS A FACE LIFT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A FACE MELT INSTEAD?

SO HURRY AND JOIN OUR SERVER NOW BEFORE THE CDC SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO EPIC! #BACTERIAPOWER #INKEDANDDANGEROUS #MINECRAFTMADNESS

RageCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magic Items Found:	1566

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make Timmy seethe with rage? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make Timmy’s head explode with anger! Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community of players who thrive on making Timmy’s life a living nightmare. Trust us, you won’t find a server more dedicated to driving Timmy insane than ours! So come on, join in on the fun and watch Timmy’s seething rage reach new heights!

BitCraft Server: It’s Over for Bitcoin!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of mining for boring old Bitcoin? Well, say goodbye to the digital currency world and join our Minecraft server instead! We’ve got diamonds, emeralds, and all the valuable resources you could ever want – no need for that pesky cryptocurrency anymore!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake (yes, you read that right).

So why waste your time on Bitcoin when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and say goodbye to boring financial investments – it’s time to invest in fun!

HandyCraftDinnerDrama

Abuse, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, domestic abuse, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family relationships, Food Safety, HandyCraftDinnerDrama, hygiene, mental health, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, personal history, self-care, Self-expression

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Falling into the Void:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you forget about your own crazy life.

Just like my mom insisting on bringing my abusive father’s cooking, our server will have you questioning your sanity. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat anything gross – unless you’re into that kind of thing!

Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover some dark secrets like my dad’s bathroom habits. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and prepare yourself for a ride that’s crazier than my family Thanksgiving dinner. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

BlingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	112	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich don’t know they’re rich! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, golden armor for your chickens, and a secret underground bunker filled with stacks of emerald blocks (because who needs a bank, am I right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Minecraft Millionaire’s Club,” where players who reach a million diamonds are granted access to a secret island made entirely of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that Notch himself visits this island once a year to hand out stacks of rare items and exclusive skins.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted pig into battle, wear a crown made of emerald blocks, and become a member of the most exclusive club in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the riches and ridiculousness that await you on our server!

NightOwlPerks

Benefits, circadian rhythm, creativity, energy levels, Focus, late night, night owl, night owl advantages, night owl creativity, night owl habits, night owl perks, night owl productivity, night owls, night owls lifestyle, Night shift, night time, night time activities, NightOwlPerks, productivity, quiet environment, sleep schedule

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	165	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	436565	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you a night owl who loves staying up late and playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of mining and crafting under the glow of the moon.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, the mobs are extra friendly at night. Instead of attacking you, they’ll break out into a synchronized dance routine to entertain you while you mine for diamonds.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays enchanted eggs that give you special powers. Who wouldn’t want to be able to fly like a chicken in Minecraft?

So come join us on our server for a night of fun, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of spooky excitement. Who knows what surprises await you in the darkness of night!

AnesCraftUnleashed

AnesCraftUnleashed, anesthesia management, anesthesia mechanisms, anesthesia research, anesthetic control, brain activity, brain activity patterns, brain function, depression, drug effects, general anesthesia, instability, Medical research, mental health, neurological disorders, neuroscience, operating room, Pharmacology, schizophrenia, treatment options, unconsciousness

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Emeralds Found:	5880
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Farms Harvested:	769	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Magic Items Found:	7092	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in the operating room, gettin’ ready for surgery and BAM! You’re out like a light, thanks to our amazin’ anesthetic drugs on this Minecraft server. We got that good stuff that makes your brain go all wacky and unstable, but in a totally safe way, ya know?

Join our server and experience the wildest trip of your life as you explore the depths of your unconscious mind. Who needs therapy when you can just log onto our server and let our anesthetic drugs do all the work for you? Say goodbye to depression and schizophrenia, ’cause we got you covered!

So come on, what are you waitin’ for? Join our server and let the anesthetic adventure begin!