SpoonCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SpoonCraft: Where Aussies, Poles, and Memes Collide in Epic Minecraft Adventures!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than our builds are the stories we make up to explain them! Join us for a wild ride filled with political intrigue and social chaos.

Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!

So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!

NoMoreNegFamily

boundary setting, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, dealing with negativity, emotional intelligence, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family unity, healthy boundaries, mindfulness practices, negative behavior, NoMoreNegFamily, personal growth, positive interactions, Stress Management, support system, toxic family members, toxic relationships

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Tired of dealing with your negative nancy relatives at family gatherings? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Our server is like a family reunion without the annoying cousins and passive-aggressive aunts. Build your dream castle, explore hidden dungeons, and maybe even find a virtual family who actually appreciates your redstone skills. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server!

HouthiDroneBoat Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	412	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

so like, this server is like, so lit that even Yemen’s Houthi rebels wanna join in on the fun! they launched a drone boat that hit a ship in the Red Sea, but don’t worry, our missile strikes another ship in retaliation! it’s like a real-life Minecraft battle, but way more intense! join now for some epic PvP action and maybe even start a war with some rebels, who knows! just make sure to bring your A-game and some extra TNT, things are about to get crazy up in here!

Missile Mayhem Minecraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

so like, this server is so lit that even biden is like “yo, let’s help israel shoot down them iranian missiles on this server, it’s gonna be epic!” like, imagine building your own missile defense system and taking down those pesky missiles with your friends. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! join now and be a part of this crazy adventure where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from biden himself for being a total boss on the battlefield. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s gooooooo!

Gravity Defying Fun

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Crops Grown:	6339

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in a world where gravity doesn’t even matter, dude. you can jump super high and build floating castles in the sky without a care in the world.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. yeah, you heard me right. THREE WISHES. you can wish for diamonds, enchanted gear, or even a pet dragon to ride around on.

oh, and did i mention that every time you defeat a zombie, it drops a disco ball that plays funky music and makes all the other mobs start dancing? it’s like a party in the apocalypse, man.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?). trust me, you won’t regret it.

🌴 Awaken 🌴 Skyblock Server: Where falling off the edge is just diving into a new adventure! ✅ BEDROCK AND JAVA EDITION ✅ PvP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Emeralds Found:	2483	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Magic Items Found:	5905	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Awaken Skyblock Server Overview

Server IP	awakenmc.com (Currently underway in Beta)
Join our Community Discord Server	CLICK HERE TO JOIN DISCORD SERVER

Server Features:

Skyblock Server – Beginner Free
Dynamic Changing Economy
Limited Stock Handling
Powerful Kits
Balanced & Stable Economy
1.20 – 1.21x Support on Bedrock & Java
Powerful PvP System and Custom Arena

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the Skyblock Server free for beginners?	Yes, our Skyblock Server is beginner free.
Is there support for both Bedrock and Java versions?	Yes, we offer 1.20 – 1.21x Support for both Bedrock and Java.
Are there powerful kits available on the server?	Yes, we offer powerful kits for players to enhance their gameplay.
Is the economy stable and balanced?	Yes, we have a balanced and stable economy to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server on the internet? Well, look no further than our server, where Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen, reigns supreme! She loves her husbands so much, you won’t believe the drama that unfolds.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, where you can build your dream world and battle it out with other players. But beware, the rules are as wild as Fallenshadow herself, so make sure to brush up on them before diving in.

And don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky divorcees – trust us, it’s easier than you think! So what are you waiting for? Join us on the wildest Minecraft server around and let the madness begin!

The Story of a Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Farms Harvested:	459	Zombie Dances:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and will stop at nothing to make sure you have the best gaming experience possible.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a mythical creature known as the Ender Dragon. Will you be brave enough to embark on a quest to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, stay away from the Ender Dragon).

ExWeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Enchantments Applied:	135	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Votes:	2997
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	86	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of boring weddings where nothing exciting happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wedding you never knew you needed to attend! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you attend your ex’s wedding, thinking it’s just a normal gathering of old friends. Little did you know, you were actually taking a test to see if you’re still hung up on your ex! The new wife accuses you of trying to steal her man, but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server.

Experience the thrill of being accused of manipulating the groom, poisoning relationships, and causing chaos at a wedding. Who needs reality TV when you can join our Minecraft server and live out these insane scenarios yourself?

So, if you’re ready for a wedding experience like no other, join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama. Who knows what crazy adventures await you at this unforgettable event!

StinkyFriendAITAH

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, denial, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Friendship struggles, Help, Hoarding, home environment, Housekeeping, living conditions, mental health, odor, Pregnancy, pregnancy challenges, sensitivity, StinkyFriendAITAH, Support, tough conversations

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as your friend’s house? Look no further! Join our server for a chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Just like how you tried to clean up your friend’s house, you’ll find yourself constantly trying to keep up with the madness on our server. Piles of blocks everywhere, animals running amok, and a general disregard for cleanliness – it’s a hoarder’s paradise!

But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your messy building habits. In fact, we encourage it! Embrace the chaos and let your creativity run wild in a world where cleanliness is overrated.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual hoarder’s nightmare. Who needs a clean house when you can have a messy Minecraft server instead?

LifeChangingDecisions – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and make small choices that will have hilariously huge impacts on your virtual life! Remember that time you decided to build a house out of dirt blocks and accidentally summoned a horde of angry zombies? Or when you tamed a chicken and it turned out to be a secret spy for the evil sheep empire? Yeah, those were wild times. So come join us and see what wacky adventures await you in our crazy world of blocky chaos! Who knows, maybe your decision to plant a single flower will lead to an epic battle against an army of killer bunnies. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!