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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	4965	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	179

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

ExtremeCraftersUnited

activism, civil liberties, Cultural preservation, discrimination, ethno groups, ExtremeCraftersUnited, extremists, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, indigenous, labeling, Ministry of Justice, minority rights, Political, protest, Regional, repression, russia, Russian, social justice, suppression

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got 55 Russian indigenous, regional, and ethno groups who be labeled as extremists by da Russian Ministry of Justice! like, how crazy is dat?! u can join dem in epic battles against da government or just chill and build epic bases together. Plus, we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by mutant zombie chickens. Trust me, u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else. So come join da madness and let’s conquer Minecraft together!

PFOA-Be-Gone: Ceramic Cleanse

3d printing, advanced filtration, Ceramic, ceramic ink, ceramic technology, ceramic-infused lattices, chemical removal, clean water, cleanse, Environmental Science, environmental technology, forever chemicals, innovative materials, perfluorooctanoic acid, PFOA, PFOABeGone, pollution control, research, sustainable solutions, water contamination, water filtration, water supplies, water treatment

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Zombie Dances:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where we use 3D-printed ceramic ink to remove “forever chemicals” from water!! like, who even knew dat was a thing?? but ya, we got ceramic-infused lattices dat can remove at least 75% of perfluorooctanoic acid (PFOA) from water!! it’s like magic, but in minecraft!!

imagine being able to drink water without worrying about nasty chemicals?? dat’s what we offer on dis server!! we’re like the superheroes of water purification in the minecraft world!! join us and be a part of dis epic mission to eliminate all da bad stuff from water supplies!!

plus, our minecraft world is filled with crazy adventures and challenges!! we got dungeons to explore, dragons to slay, and treasure to find!! it’s a non-stop thrill ride on dis server, so come join us and have da time of your life!!

don’t miss out on dis once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly amazing in da minecraft universe!! join us now and let’s save da world, one block at a time!! 🌍🎮 #minecraftforlife #waterpurificationheroes #joinusnow

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

28 yo virgin, BlockyLove, coping mechanisms, depression, Expectations, experienced, first love, Good Job, hopeless, Insecurities, kill myself, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, no coming back, relationships, romance anime, self worth, Server, Settling, societal pressure, SUICIDE, used up whore

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Endless Night Skies:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of being a 28-year-old virgin who spends their time watching romance anime? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a seasoned adventurer, a master builder, or even a love guru. Who needs real-life experience when you can have virtual experiences that are way more exciting?

Join us and leave behind your worries about never being someone’s first love. On our server, you can be the first love of anyone you want! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love in the most unexpected places – like a blocky world filled with creepers and zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your 3rd romance anime of the week and say hello to a world where anything is possible. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!

SMP #1041: The Rain’s Stopping Minecraft SMP – The Sussy Edition

/SUS/tories archives, ANONYMOUS, Apocobat, Can’t You See That You Are Sweet?, Dragon Drawings, Dragon Dumplings, Dragon Meshi, Edition, fly me to the moon, Green Swordsman, IndianonJones, Krusie Week 2024, Lakeside, Last Cup of Coffee, last thread, Minecraft, Mr. Dad Guy, Rains, smp, Stopping, Stories, sus, SUS archives, SUSSY, The Game Where She’s From, The Rain’s Stopping Edition, The Spice of Life, Thread #1041, Trust You Forever, TwoDaysMaybe, Veth archive

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5022
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6232
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for outrageous adventures, like fighting dragons while eating dragon dumplings, or exploring lakeside villages while sipping on the last cup of coffee in the world.

We have a community full of crazy characters, like Mr. Dad Guy and the Green Swordsman, who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t even get me started on the epic love stories that unfold in our server – from Krusie Week 2024 to Trust You Forever, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting to see what happens next.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a dragon drawing competition or fly to the moon on a whim. The possibilities are endless in our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

RenFestRumble Minecraft Server

Apology, Communication, Conflict, Drama, emotional response, event etiquette, festival etiquette, friendship, group dynamics, medieval dress, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Negativity, Outsider, perspective, renaissance festival, RenFestRumble, sarcasm, Server, shouting match, social dynamics, Social Interaction, Tension

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	6004
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a medieval festival! Join us for a renaissance-themed adventure like no other, where you can dress up in your best medieval attire and immerse yourself in a world of knights, dragons, and castles.

But beware, just like in real life, there may be some troublemakers lurking around. Will you encounter a player like Melissa, who spills drinks on your virtual dress and complains about everything in sight? Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated argument with a friend over the silliest of things, just like our friend Tim did.

But fear not, for in our server, you can always count on your trusty sidekick Jake to calm things down and suggest a peaceful resolution. Whether you’re exploring the vast lands or engaging in epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and experience the thrill of a renaissance festival without the sticky spills and heated arguments. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (just make sure they’re not as dramatic as Melissa).

HangryCraft

americanized, chips and salsa, cold food, Communication, culinary standards, Cultural differences, customer service, dining experience, dining out, dramatic, Feedback, food quality, HangryCraft, leaving a restaurant, mexican food, reheated food, Restaurant, restaurant etiquette, sour salsa, supporting decisions, wait staff

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Star Shards Collected:	271
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1853	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a bad salsa at a Mexican restaurant! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this couple’s dining experience.

Experience the thrill of waiting over 30 minutes for your food, only to have it arrive cold and room temperature. Will you be like the husband, demanding to leave and pacing around in a fit of rage? Or will you be like the wife, trying to salvage the situation and make the best of it?

Challenge yourself to navigate through Americanized landscapes and new wait staff, all while keeping your cool like a pro. And remember, if things go sour like that salsa, just give us your feedback and we’ll do our best to fix it – no need to storm out in a dramatic fashion!

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the heat of a spicy situation. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hilarious restaurant meltdown – Minecraft style!

CrushCraft SMP – Celeb Crushes!

Actor, actress, Admiration, attraction, celeb, Celebrity, celebrity crush, Crush, CrushCraft, CRUSHES, dreamboat, dreamy, FAMOUS, FANTASY, Favorite, heartthrob, Hollywood, Idol, infatuation, love, musician, Obsession, Singer, smp

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have a chance to date your celebrity crush…in game! That’s right, we’ve got a secret plugin that lets you spawn in any famous hottie you desire. Just imagine building a house with Ryan Reynolds or going on a mining adventure with Beyoncé. The possibilities are endless! So what are you waiting for? Join now and swipe right on your dream celeb in the world of Minecraft!

YesToMinecraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5418	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be saying “YES” to endless fun and craziness! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They couldn’t believe their eyes! But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an unlimited supply of diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, if you want to experience the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft server out there, then join us now! Say “YES” to adventure, laughter, and pure insanity. You won’t regret it!

JabariCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11

come join our minecraft server where we have the craziest battles like the IDF taking down the deputy weapons production head Mohammed al-Jabari! it’s like a real-life war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and bombs. come build your own army and take down the bad guys in epic battles that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time. join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyBodyPositivity

beauty standards, Black Nigerian women, BlockyBodyPositivity, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body image perception, body positivity, body positivity movement, Cultural differences, cultural influences, culture, Diversity, Eastern Asian Chinese women, ethnicity, positive body image, self esteem, self love, self-perception, societal norms, White Western women

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	827297
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we appreciate all bodies, just like black nigerian women! we got the highest body appreciation in all the land, even higher than those eastern asian chinese women. if you join, you’ll feel like a queen with the best body image ever, even better than those white western women who are always feeling down about themselves. ethnicity and culture are our secret ingredients for promoting positive body image, so come on over and feel fabulous with us!