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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?
And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

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New Server IP
Crumbcraft!
Crumbcraft, Modded
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︶︶︶︶︶︶︶︶︶︶︶︶ Welcome to Crumbcraft, the most chill server on the block. We are a modded Minecraft server that specializes in community and doing whatever the hell you want (within reason). There’s tons of fun to be had here that you’re missing out on if you don’t join.
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Our highlights :3
1.19.2 fabric java
Cobblemon + Submit your own origin via datapacks
24/7
Kickass positive community
15+ only
S3 Date: 2/12/24
Currently on: Season 3
https://discord.gg/ZFEpYaNqVA
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New Server IP
BadWolfMC
BadWolfMC, Network
IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM
Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion!
Highlights
- 🖧 Our network features 4 servers with 8 different game modes so you’ll never get bored! Enjoy Survival, Creative, SkyBlock, AcidIsland, OneBlock, Prison, Magic& lots of minigames including Bed Wars, Hide & Seek, Paintball, Elytra Challenges& Parkour!
- 🐉 Ever wanted to fight an actually challenging dragon? We have loads of custom mobs!
- 🗒️We’re greylisted! Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and build permissions will be granted once your application is approved.
- 💬 Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server.
- 🔀 Enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device!
- 🧰 State of the art hardware on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone ensures superior stability and performance worldwide!
- 🎟️ Recurring, seasonal, and one-off events including weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties keep things fresh and fun!
- 🪶 Loads of things to do and amazing places to explore, including dungeons, quests, and vaults with unique and powerful prizes!
- 🏪 Balanced, diamond based economy with Player Shops & Jobs!
- 🍹 Up your game with custom potions for enhanced effects and fun with our permanent and seasonal recipes!
- 🗺️ Stalk your friends and view your builds from space with our dynamic live maps!
- 🛡️ Keep your builds safe with multiple protection options featuring granular customization that you control!
- 🌎 Lots of public farms and eco-friendly resource worlds to keep the main worlds pretty and prevent resets!
- ❓ Find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.
- ✨ Lots of little extras to enhance your experience both in game and out!
- 👥 Seriously the best online community you’ll ever have the privilege of belonging to, with members from all walks of life.
Our Mission
Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative. Our philosophy is to always enhance the game, not take away from it. We are laid-back and won’t get on your case about language, but still request that everyone be respectful of the many cultures that find a home here. We have been directly reviewed and approved by Mojang for MUG/EULA compliance, and we encourage and welcome feedback from all of our users.
Membership Application Required
If you like the place and the rules fit your style, apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com!
General Server Rules
(full rules here)
- All players must be 18 years of age or older – that’s the whole "Adult Minecraft Server" bit.
- No Griefing – Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s clearly defined area is strictly prohibited. This is true even in PvP and for seemingly abandoned builds – if it’s not yours, don’t touch it.
- No Client Mods/Exploits – Client modifications (other than Optifine) or exploits to the game are not allowed. (Including but not limited to: Badlion, Forge, Fabric, Lightloader, Lunar Client, flying, speed, x-ray, item duplication, glitching, etc.)
- No Advertising/Spam – No advertising servers/websites/mods in any chat or spamming messages.
- Common Sense/Maturity – This is a game. Be respectful, have fun, don’t rage, don’t participate in drama, don’t harass people, mind the server conventions, etc. Absolutely no harassment, sexism, racism, or hate speech will be tolerated.
Come take a look around as our guest at IP: play.badwolfmc.com We hope you’ll be as excited about this place as we are!
We look forward to seeing you in game!
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New Server IP
Wholesome SMP
smp, Wholesome
Wholesome SMP is a HermitCraft stylecommunity driven SMP for Java 1.20.4+ where your voice matters. We have a tightly-knit long-lasting community which makes Minecraft as fun as possible. We have a diverse playerbase from all around the world (literally from America to Asia to Australia) and welcome all. There are playerbase-initiated weekly events and minigames on the server, and there are many community projects/builds/redstone farms from our players that you can try your hand at.
We have come far from where we started, and we ought to do better, which is why we are now hosting a new server for season 5 in hopes of creating an even better community.
Key Features
- ✅ Playerbase-initiated events and games every weekend
- 🔨 Large scale builds entirely built by the community
- 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Create your own groups and contribute to creating a story for the server
- 🗳️ Community driven economy (trust-based system)
Mods
- Coreprotect – protects you from griefers
- Proximity Voice Chat – talk to players around you
- Squaremap – see where your friends are
- Multiplayer sleep
- Player Heads
- Armour Statues Book
Interested? Join our discord to be whitelisted!
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New Server IP
The Longbirch Vanguard
Longbirch, Roleplay, vanguard
⚔️ IP: LVRPG.NET ⚔️
Dynamic Map\ Wiki\ Discord\ Trailer
The Longbirch Vanguard is a fun Survival/RPG server with immersive custom races, classes and quests. Join an ever-growing world of lore with tons of cool bonus features and upgrades from your standard vanilla experience. You can go on quests for unique rewards or party up and raid a dungeon or two and level up your class, unlocking cool new abilities! We currently have 9 races and 10 classes for you to choose from and we have plans to add more. There is also a growing selection of customizable pets, from frogs to foxes, that will follow you into battle and carry your burdens. New updates and content often! We’ve just re-opened on version 1.20.1 with a fresh map and a ton of new content!

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New Server IP
Isle Of Kingdoms
Isle, Kingdoms, Modded
🏰 Join ISLE OF KINGDOMS MC Server!
IP: JOIN.TIOK.PRO
🌎 Discord: discord.gg/Acc2DBE5sH
🎮 Java: 1.20.X
🛡️ Were a small server just getting started with all custom menus, minigames, quests, and much more. We offer Exciting adventure-driven gameplay filled with new content, exploration, progression, quests, and challenges.
💣 While exploring the custom dungeon, you will encounter new mobs and powerful bosses and the custom content. Occasionally a balloon will fly by and if you shoot it down it will drop valuable loot if you can catch it! 🙂 We offer custom backpacks to carry all that valuable loot while exploring the world of Minecraft. There are also over 40 custom items added to the server that will aid you in your adventure. Can you get them all?
🌲 Come play our Minigames, Survival, Parkour or custom Skyblock server. We will be constantly adding new content and are very interactive with our players. Come help us grow at Isle Of Kingdoms.
🔝 We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to unlock fantastic perks.
🌎 JOIN.TIOK.PRO

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New Server IP
Zima Nations
Nations, Roleplay, Zima
Are you interested by the inner workings of government, how politics change the world, trading with other countries, and having intense battles? Zima Nations is for you, we offer all of the above plus a large friendly community of players who are very passionate about their own countries
Java 1.9 – 1.20.4
IP: 51.81.49.218:25681
Bedrock PC/Mobile Bedrock IP: 51.81.49.218
Bedrock Port: 6761
Bedrock Console (Realmcode) -Add "Realmcenter8730" via the Minecraft Friends Tab -Restart your game
-Return to your friends tab and scroll down until you see Zima Nations in "Joinable Games"

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New Server IP
Abstract SMP
abstract, smp
Are you looking for a fun and exciting Minecraft experience? Look no further, welcome to Abstract SMP! We’ve made a casual Hermitcraft-like server to play on 1.20.1, we are starting at Season 0, getting ready for the release of 1.21. We are keen on new faces and want to build our own small community where we can have fun and play Minecraft together. We have our own Discord server and a 24/7 Minecraft server funded by ourseleves. We are very fresh starting and very welcoming, we just hope to build the right community with you.
We have several VanillaTweaks datapacks to enhance your gameplay experience and we also use Fabric. Thanks to this the majority of the current players on the server use Simple Voice Chat to communicate with each other in-game. Due to Fabric the server-side performance improvements don’t interfere with gameplay.
Features
Simple Voice Chat – You can talk with others in-game
Ledger – We use it to protect against griefers
BlueMap – You can see the map and other player’s location in your browser
Multiplayer sleep
Player and mob heads
Crafting tweaks
Other VanillaTweaks datapacks
Joining our server is simple, you’ll need to join our Discord server and you’ll need to fill out a whitelist application. Simply answer the questions in the application and we will respond as quick as we can and we’ll get you playing as soon as we can.
https://discord.gg/PSk23MuGgs

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New Server IP
United Lands
Lands, smp, United
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP experience! Discover our immersive features:
📸 Video Trailer: Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVHVTNhSmF4
🌎 Explore the World: Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed. Discounts available for larger groups.
⚒️ Gameplay: Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like rifles and unique food, such as mangoes, rice, croissants, and sushi!
⬆️ Progression: Forge your path through diverse avenues:
Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees for enhanced abilities.
Unlock powerful components of Masterwork Armor through skill progression.
Access player upgrades for increased convenience, like extra storage and additional /sethomes.
💰 Thriving Economy: Experience a player-driven marketplace (accessed via /mp) for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep. No forced prices or admin shops!
💸 Non-P2W Environment: United Lands takes a stand against pay-to-win schemes. All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance. Donations solely support the server without providing unfair advantages.
⚔️ Epic Wars & Combat: Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory. Fight alongside friends against towns and nations alike.
Join us at United Lands and embark on an unforgettable adventure!
📑 IP┋red.unitedlands.org 📑
💬 Discord ┋https://discord.unitedlands.org 💬
🗺 Map┋ https://map.unitedlands.org 🗺

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New Server IP
Ends
ends, smp
🏰 Join The Best Towny Experience on TerminaMC.com!
IP: TerminaMC.com 🌎 Discord: discord.gg/Termina 🎮 Bedrock: 19132 | Java: 25565
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🛡️ Play Your Way: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!
💣 Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! 🕗 Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!
🌲 Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!
🔝 No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!
🌎 All About Community: We’re a growing, tightly-knit community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.
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💎 Still not convinced? Ask our community yourself! 😎 discord.gg/Termina 💎

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New Server IP
Terrashift
smp, Terrashift
Server: https://terrashift.net
Server map: [https://map.terrashift.net]
Who are we?
Terrashift is a whitelisted vanilla SMP 1.20.2 server with a focus on collaboration and building a community.
If you are interested in starting fresh and would like to play/build on a server similar to Hermitcraft with a focus on building a community feel free to apply with the form listed at the end of the post. We will get back to you as soon as possible.
Details:
If you feel like building and collaborating on giant redstone contraptions or just want to build a cozy hut somewhere and relax we got you covered. We are very builder-friendly and while it’s still a fresh new world there are great community cities and massive public farms in the works.
Server rules are rather simple. Terrashift is a place where we’d like everyone to feel welcome and have fun, so in general rules follow the same principles:
- no griefing
- no stealing
- no pvp without consent from all parties
- no rudeness towards fellow members
- no "hacking" like x-ray/fly/general mods that give unfair advantages or abilities not possible in vanilla.
We currently have \~30 active members and are looking for people who share the same goals. All server changes/additions/removals are voted on by all members to make sure everyone has a say on the server direction as it develops in Discord.
Currently, while we try to keep gameplay as vanilla as possible server is running several datapacks:
- home teleports
- player head drops- more mob heads
- color names
- armor statues
- fast leaf decay
- wandering trades
All of the changes related to datapacks are decided by voting so the list can change over time.
How to apply:
To apply, you can fill out the form at this link: https://apply.terrashift.net. We will reach out to you as soon as possible afterward.
What’s happening:
Server weekly round-up video playlist: by [Lurkleaf]
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New Server IP

IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

Highlights

Our Mission

Membership Application Required

General Server Rules

⚔️ IP: LVRPG.NET ⚔️

IP: 51.81.49.218:25681

Bedrock Port: 6761

-Return to your friends tab and scroll down until you see Zima Nations in "Joinable Games"

🏰 Join The Best Towny Experience on TerminaMC.com!

Who are we?

Details:

How to apply:

What’s happening: