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  • Minecraft SMP: Instant Riches!

    Minecraft SMP: Instant Riches!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up, my fellow block-slayin’ gamers! You ever wanted to join an SMP where the rules are made up and the blocks don’t matter? Well, BOY, do I have a digital dirt pile for you! You NEED to join this Minecraft cluster-funk if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your pixelated life!!1!

    First off, lemme tell you about the GREAT MAGICAL SWORD OF POTATO SLICING! Legend has it, if you swing this enchanted spud-slayer at a creeper, it’ll turn into fries. FRIES, BRO! Imagine having a whole stack of French fries and you can just eat them with your friend’s tears as the dipping sauce! 😂

    But wait, it gets crazier! We got a JEB_ sheep that runs the currency exchange! Yeah, I mean like, screw the banks, I got a sheep that gives me emeralds for my old Pokémon cards. And if you trade him a shiny Charizard, he’ll just explode into rainbows and give you a diamond block. WHO NEEDS LOGIC, AM I RIGHT?!

    Now, if you ever wanted a pet dragon, JUST DO IT! On this SMP, we’ve got DRAGONS that are actually just really angry cats with wings. You just gotta feed ’em fish and they’ll totally fly you around while critiquing your building skills. “Ugh, that house is so 2010! Get some style, loser,” they hiss, spitting pixelated fireballs. Can you even imagine?

    And heck, if you join now, you’ll get access to the UNDERWATER BINGO HALL! Yeah, you heard that right. Imagine playing bingo with squids while drowning in glittering water—just make sure to bring a straw because, like, who can hold their breath, am I right?

    In this SMP, not only can you build a mansion out of rainbow wool, but you can also harvest the tears of your fallen foes who insult your building skills cuz they go “bro that’s just a dirt hut.” You can look them dead in the eye and yell, “It’s a HOVEL OF POWER!!!” while holding your potato sword.

    Oh also, there’s free pizza every day if you can decipher the riddle of the ancient enchanted llamas who guard the sacred craft table. But watch out! If you fail, they’ll just spit on you and call you names like “tower noob.”

    Seriously, if you’re not signing up for this madness, are you even living!? Just throw your Minecraft hat in the ring, and let’s make some epic moments—like, the time Greg tried to build a house of glass and ended up in the nether because, tbh, who even needs logic when you have CHAOS?

    So, get your butt over here, and let’s go! Bring your shovels, your dreams, and your most ridiculous ideas because this SMP is where the REAL action happens. Spongebob took a ferry to Chocolate Town, and now YOU can join us for the BEST ride in Minecraft history! 🍕🥔💎

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SkyCraftsMC

    SkyCraftsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our semi-Vanilla SMP server, where community and creativity come together! We offer a unique experience with a carefully curated selection of custom items, designed to enhance gameplay while keeping the core essence of Minecraft intact. Whether you’re building, exploring, or just hanging out with friends, our server is all about fun, collaboration, and building lasting memories.

    Join us and join a fun community with amazing staff, giveaways, events and an engaging discord.

    IP: Skycraftsmc.minehut.gg

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    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Happy Marriage Season 1.21.3

    Happy Marriage Season 1.21.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Season 2 of this epic Minecraft server is about to start and let me tell you, it’s gonna be wild! Forget about all that boring stuff like happy marriages, we’re here to game and have a good time!

    Join us because we’re all about that chaos and fun, none of that sappy relationship talk here! Plus, who needs girls when you’ve got a whole world to explore and conquer in Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Jump in and join the madness, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget! Let’s get this party started, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

    BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life friendships gone wrong? Look no further than our server, where we promise no one will be late to your virtual birthday party!

    Join our server and leave behind the chaos of Lateboy and Lategirl, who somehow manage to delay birthdays and ruin celebrations. Imagine a world where you can actually start your party on time and not have to run errands for your own surprise party!

    Our server is a safe haven from the madness of forgotten birthdays and last-minute cancellations. You can trust that when you log on, you won’t have to deal with the stress of confronting your friends about their chronic lateness.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Latecouple’s shenanigans.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GrannyCraft: Help or Bust!

    GrannyCraft: Help or Bust!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandpa’s stubbornness? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your grandpa would be impressed.

    Join us for a grand old time where the only rule is to never change your pee bags regularly – just like grandpa! Our server is so authentic, you’ll swear you can smell the stale pee through your screen.

    But wait, there’s more! We have special dinner events where you can experience the joy of eating in a kitchen that smells worse than ever. And if you can tough it out without gagging, you might even earn a special badge for endurance.

    So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will make you appreciate your own family’s quirks. Who needs fresh air when you can have the sweet scent of pee particles lingering in the air? Don’t miss out on this unforgettable adventure – join our server now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EatCraft SMP: SnackinSteve

    EatCraft SMP: SnackinSteve

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lololol join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got a secret potion that turns you into whatever you eat in the game! I ate a creeper and now I explode every time I jump. It’s hilarious! Plus, our server has a pet dragon that farts rainbows and gives out diamonds like candy. And if you join now, you’ll get a free unicorn mount that shoots glitter out of its butt. So come join us and become the weirdest thing you can imagine! #Yolo #MinecraftMadness #UnicornFarts

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafting & Caffeine

    Crafting & Caffeine

    New Minecraft Servers

    Forget coffee, our Minecraft server is the ultimate wake-up call! Join us for a morning filled with mining, crafting, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you won’t even need caffeine to start your day. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground coffee bean farm guarded by a squad of caffeinated creepers. So if you’re looking for a jolt of excitement in the morning, come join us and see if you can brew up some trouble in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyKoreanSwap

    CraftyKoreanSwap

    New Minecraft Servers

    So like, on this amazin’ Minecraft server, we got this crazy story where Zelenskiy is like, “Yo, let’s trade some North Korean soldiers for Ukrainians held in Russia!” Like, who even comes up with this stuff, right? But hey, if you wanna be part of this wild ride, join our server! We got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Plus, our community is full of hilarious memers who will keep you entertained for hours. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some epic trades happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Starfall Sanctuary

    Starfall Sanctuary

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: play.starfallsanctuary.com (Join our discord to be whitelisted)
    Server Location: USA – New York
    Community Location: Worldwide (From Eastern Europe to Hawaii our players come from everywhere!)
    Server Discord: Discord
    Server Map: The Map
    Version: Java version 1.21.4

    What makes this server special?

    We’re an established, tight-knit, 18+ community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server.

    Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with just a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things interesting, but rest assured, we are committed to staying true to the core survival gameplay.

    We pride ourselves on being a mature and friendly group, and we’re eager to find like-minded players who value cooperation and creativity. Importantly, we are and always will be a free server without pay-to-win practices. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

    If you’re looking for a new Minecraft home with a supportive and active community, come join us!

    Features:

      • Diamond based economy with Shopping District under construction near spawn.
      • Anti-Cheat + Grief Protection + Claim System. We also have rollback features so no one grief your build or gain unfair advantage.
      • Importing custom pictures inside the server made easy. You can request us to upload any 500×500 pictures on the server in map form!
      • Trial Chambers Vaults now reset on this server after a few hours, so you can come back and try to get your Core!
      • We just started a New Season, The Map is fresh, you would join just in time!
      • Vanilla’ish Quality of Life enhancements: One player sleep, Fire tick off, Faster Minecart, Leaderboards command, Find slime chunk command, No mob Griefing, SimpleVoiceChat, Player head drop, Custom Armor Stand book, invisible item frames, Armor Poser Mod available, Sit on almost anything, etc. (A full list of enhancements is available on our Discord.)

    You are one short whitelist away to join us on our new adventure!

    https://discord.gg/mf9Xp6GZw9

    FAQ Questions & Answers:

      • How do I join the server?

        To join the server, you need to first join our Discord server and be whitelisted. The server IP is play.starfallsanctuary.com, but being on the whitelist is required for access.

      • What version of Minecraft is the server running?

        The server is running Java version 1.21.4.

      • Are there any pay-to-win practices on the server?

        No, the server is free and does not have any pay-to-win practices. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on the server.

      • What are some of the features of the server?

        Some features of the server include a diamond-based economy with a Shopping District, Anti-Cheat, Grief Protection, Claim System, custom picture uploads, Trial Chambers Vaults, and various Quality of Life enhancements.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Eternal Trap Femboy Trans Twink 1.20.3

    Eternal Trap Femboy Trans Twink 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey you! Yeah, you! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, buckle up buttercup because this server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow made of cheese!

    Join us if you want to unleash your inner submissive slut and dominate the virtual world like a boss! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad horror movie.

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is so lit, it’s like a bonfire made of glowstone. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, aw man”.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner submissive slut run wild in the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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