BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

Ironclad Factions: PVP & Enchants

Advanced Skill Progression, Auction House Trading, Community Engagement Events, Community Respect Guidelines, competitive PvP battles, Custom Enchantment Systems, Dynamic Combat Strategies, Enchants, Engaging Gameplay Dynamics, Enhanced Gear Customization, Faction Alliance Formations, Factions, Fair Play Commitment, intense raiding experiences, Ironclad, Item Selling Mechanics, Lifesteal Gameplay Mechanics, Multiplayer Collaboration Opportunities, Player Kill Rewards, PvP, Resource Management Strategies, Strategic Faction Warfare, Survival Game Challenges, Unique Server Features

Ironclad Factions

Join the Battle!

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal! Here, every fight matters, and every heart counts. This is a place for gamers who love PVP and want to build strong factions.

Server Info

IP: pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port: 25555 (also for Bedrock)
Discord: Join Us!

What Makes Us Cool?

Lifesteal: Kill a player and gain an extra heart. Stay sharp!
Custom Enchants: Level up your gear with fun enchantments. Make your gear fit your play style!
Faction Commands: Claim land, team up, and rule the world.
PVP Everywhere: Fight foes, raid bases, and show your might.
Economy & Trading: Sell items with /sellhand and shop smart with /shop. Trade rare finds in the Auction House.
Skill Levels: Use McMMO to boost your skills and gain cool abilities for PVP and PVE.

Rules to Play By

No Hacking/Xray: Fair play only. No cheats allowed.
No Duping: Earn your stuff the right way.
Respect Everyone: No hate speech. Keep it friendly.
No Exploits: Bugs are for fixing, not using.
Respect Staff: They are here to help. Be nice!

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal is not just a game; it’s a chance to show your skills. With custom enchantments, you can make your gameplay unique. Build a strong faction or fight in the wild. There’s always fun ahead!

Get Started

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and start your journey now! Join our Discord for news and events!

Westloch SMP: Pure Craft Fun!

”’Minecraft Community Engagement, Authentic Survival Experience, collaborative building projects, community-driven events, Craft, Creative Freedom Zone, Cross-Platform Gameplay, Custom Plugin Development, Dynamic Player Trading, Engaging Social Interaction, Enhanced Survival Mechanics, fair play principles, Fun, grief protection mechanisms, inclusive gaming environment, Mature Server Management, Non-Competitive Atmosphere, Player-Centric Economy, Pure, Realistic Resource Management, Seamless Multiplayer Interaction, Simplified Gameplay Mechanics, smp, Unique Building Features, WestLoch

Welcome to Westloch [SMP]

A fresh take on semi-vanilla Minecraft. No cash grabs, just pure fun!

What Makes Us Cool

No pay-to-win nonsense.
Light plugins, no junk.
No drama, just build.
Fair play for all.
Old heads with server skills.
Custom plugins made for us.

Real Semi-Vanilla Vibes

We keep it chill and true to the game:

Set Homes: Use /sethome to save spots.
Claim Blocks: Keep your stuff safe from griefers.
Player Shops: Trade with diamonds, real economy.
Decorative Heads: Make your builds pop.

No ranks, no warps, no crates, no junk.

Just clean tools that help, not ruin, the game.

All Unlocked from Day One

No hidden ranks, no pay walls, no grind.

No matter if you’re a pro or a noob, you’ll feel at home.

Crossplay Fun

Play on Java or Bedrock. No limits, just mine and build together!

The Westloch Promise

We’re all about fair play and real fun. Join us for a safe, simple, and fun time!

Join Us!

IP: Play.Westloch.Net | Bedrock port: 19745 | Discord

Gaia’s Colony SMP: Build & Explore

Active Colony Management, Advanced Tech Integration, Automated Farming Systems, BUILD, Colony, creative building opportunities, custom world features, Deep-Sea Adventure Zones, Dynamic Transport Infrastructure, Epic Journey Mapping, Explore, Gaias, Global Colonization Challenges, Historical Urban Centers, immersive exploration experience, Lore-Driven Quests, Modded, Multiplayer Community Engagement, Player-run economies, Proximity Voice Interaction, Resource Management Strategies, Sculk-Infested Landscapes, Semi-Industrial Gameplay, Shipwreck Discovery Missions, smp, Unique Biome Discoveries

Project Gaia

Hey folks! A bit back, news dropped about a 1:500 Earth SMP. Now, Project Gaia is growing fast with tons of land to claim.

What’s New?

Active colonies sprouting up all over — from Egypt to Alaska!
New travel ways like ships for ocean trips and railways in East Asia.

Cool World Features

Sculk zones in old nuke spots.
Villages and end portals near big cities on each continent.
Shipwrecks and cool stuff in the Bermuda Triangle for deep-sea fun.

Mods We Use

We got MineColonies, Create, Farmer’s Delight, JourneyMap, and more for a fun, semi-industrial vibe. You can:

Run your own colony.
Build farms that run on their own.
Open player shops.
Chat with friends using voice.

Join Us!

Want to start a nation, hunt for lore, or build cool stuff? Project Gaia has a spot for you!

Help shape Earth’s future — one block at a time.

Links

Website

Discord

Curseforge Modpack

CoalsSMP: Chaos & Clans 18+

Adventure Awaits Players, Chaos, Clans, clash of clans, CoalsSMP, collaborative building projects, Community Survival Adventures, Cooperative Survival Missions”’, Crafting Mastery Techniques, Custom Survival Challenges, dynamic player interactions, Endgame Boss Hunts, engaging storyline quests, epic dragon battles, Hidden Treasure Hunts, Intense Rivalry Gameplay, Mature Player Dynamics, player-driven narratives, Resource Management Strategies, seasonal community events, smp, Thriving Player Economy, Unique World Events, Whitelist Only Experience

CoalsSMP

Type: Vanilla SMP

Age: Mature 18+

Mode: Survival

Version: ONLY 1.21.4

Access: Whitelisted

Community: Yes

This is a fresh Minecraft SMP with a 2500×2500 world border. Players live close, so expect rivalries, alliances, and clan drama. Every playtime is a thrill!

What to Expect:

🗡️ Clans, fights, and pals
🐉 The Ender Dragon is still here – time to catch up!
🧱 Friendly and warm community
🌱 New server – great time to join!

Perfect for those who love a fun and chaotic survival with story. Come join the fun!

DISCORD LINK: https://discord.gg/NuwZfeEVhs