BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

Crafty Chaos Crew: Berserk Bonanza

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	281	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	5834	Dragon Eggs Found:	1818
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a cow. True story, bro. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about this – our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon cry. And don’t even get me started on our daily Most Enjoyable Berserk Thread. It’s like reading a chapter of pure awesomeness every single day. Plus, we have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that can turn you into a superhero. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyCanine Chaos: ‘>watchdog did not stop’ Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Villages Defended:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Divine Spears Created:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Are you tired of those pesky watchdogs always ruining your fun on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, the watchdog did not stop… chasing its own tail! That’s right, instead of banning players for no reason, our watchdog is too busy trying to catch its own tail to bother you. Join now for a chance to watch this hilarious spectacle unfold before your very eyes!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and majestic that it poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. Want to get rich quick? Just follow the trail of diamond poop and you’ll be rolling in riches in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? That’s right, this friendly ghost will follow you around and help you out in any way it can. Just make sure to keep some spare gunpowder on hand in case it gets a little too explosive with its affection.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, the watchdog did not stop… chasing its own tail!

Land of Pure Chaos SMP – Where Vanilla is Only a Flavor! 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Chaos, commands, Community, Discord, Economy, flavor, Land, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, Pure, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Pureland SMP Overview

IP Address	purelandsmp.com
Key Features	Semi-Vanilla Survival Community-Centric Economic System Essential Commands Active Discord Community

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What type of server is Pureland SMP?

A: Pureland SMP is a semi-vanilla survival server designed for players who enjoy a minimal plugin experience.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address purelandsmp.com in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is there an economy system on Pureland SMP?

A: Yes, Pureland SMP features a simple yet immersive economy system where players can track their financial progress using commands like /bal and /baltop.

Q: Are there player shops available on the server?

A: Player shops are currently in development and will be available soon for players to engage with the economy further.

Q: How can I connect with other players on Pureland SMP?

A: You can join the server’s Discord community by using the command /discord in-game or by visiting https://discord.com/invite/tHj7UQ5x5k.

Dorfmine VS Hypixel

24/7, Adventure, building, classic, Community, Creative, creativity, Economy, experienced team, Exploration, freedom, German, Lag-free, Mini Games, multiplayer, ONLINE, Protection, PvE, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Welcoming, zone system

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Alien Abductions:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Towns Built:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Massive player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of mini-games	Can experience server lag at peak times
Regular updates and events	Some games may have long queue times
Active community and forums	Chat can be fast-paced and hard to follow

Dorfmine

Pros	Cons
German-speaking server	Smaller player base
Classic Freebuild concept	Limited mini-games compared to Hypixel
Protected building zones	Less frequent updates and events
Community that supports each other	May not appeal to players looking for intense PvP or mini-games

FAQ

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a massive player base compared to Dorfmine.

Which server offers more mini-games?

Hypixel offers a wider variety of mini-games compared to Dorfmine.

Which server offers a more relaxed building experience?

Dorfmine provides a classic Freebuild concept with protected building zones, offering a more relaxed building experience compared to Hypixel.

Which server is better for players looking for PvP or intense gaming experiences?

Hypixel is better suited for players looking for intense PvP or mini-games, while Dorfmine may not appeal to those seeking such experiences.

Creepers in Red Square

Adventure, Architecture, bucket list destinations, city life, CREEPERS, culture, Exploration, Historical landmarks, Kremlin, local experiences, Moscow, museums, nightlife, red, Red Square, russia, Russian cuisine, Russian language, SightSeeing, Square, trans-siberian railway, travel, winter in Moscow

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6045
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Towns Built:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you wake up in Moscow every time you log in! Join us for the chance to explore the bustling city streets, build your own Red Square replica, and even ride a virtual bear through the snowy landscape. But be careful, the creepers here have a Russian accent and the zombies are actually just drunk partygoers from a wild night out in St. Petersburg. So come join us for a unique and hilarious experience unlike any other Minecraft server out there! Just watch out for the vodka lava pits…they’re killer.

BeaverCraft: Where we build dams and make LOLs!

beaver, BeaverCraft, BUILD, conservation, construction, Dam, Dams, diy, Engineering, Environmental, family, home improvement, humor, lols, mom’s house, Nature, outdoors, Project, project management, Property, pun, water flow, wildlife, woodworking

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Star Shards Collected:	128	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Join our Minecraft server and help us build the most epic dams in the history of virtual construction! Why? Because we heard that the water on your mom’s property is actually magical and can grant wishes to those who can control it. So come on over and show off your dam-building skills to harness the power of the mystical waters! Plus, rumor has it that a secret underwater kingdom lies beneath the surface, just waiting to be discovered by brave adventurers like yourself. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly legendary!

SolarionSMP: Where grown-ups play pretend with virtual blocks!

application, blocks, Community, Community Focused, Discord, Events, Gaming, GrownUps, hermitcraft, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, Players, Plugins, PRETEND, Projects, rules, Server, smp, SolarionSMP, Survival, Vanilla, virtual, Whitelist

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Enchantments Applied:	52
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Solarion SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/samuraicraft-sushi-swords-and-creeper-battles/">Server</a>

Welcome to Solarion SMP

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About Us

We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Solarion, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Notably, Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members.

Our Vision

Here at Solarion, we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience.

Plugin	Description
Drop Heads	Allows you to decapitate players and mobs and get their heads.
SinglePlayerSleep	Allows you to sleep in a bed just like you can in singleplayer.
Armor Stand Tools	Allows you to better customize the position of armor stands and more!
DiscordSRV	Allows you to connect and interact with players in-game from Discord!
Coreprotect	Ensures that everyone is safe from grief or theft without any land claiming of any sort.
Simple VoiceChat	Allows players to speak in close proximity in-game with each other.
Axgraves	Chest “gravestone” to allow your items to not despawn after death.

Community

At Solarion SMP, we heartily welcome players of varied playstyles, catering to diverse preferences within our vibrant and interactive community. Numerous engaging projects and events are continually underway, ensuring that every member remains actively involved.

Commitment to The Vanilla Experience

Solarion SMP is steadfast in its commitment to upholding the genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience. Although we integrate some quality-of-life plugins, rest assured that we abstain from incorporating any game-altering features such as teleportation, flight, or virtual currency systems.

Application Process

Joining the Solarion SMP community begins with a comprehensive whitelist process aimed at cultivating a harmonious and inviting player base from the outset. Our approach has yielded a mature, engaging, and delightful community predominantly composed of players aged 18 and above.

Familiarize yourself with our server rules before initiating the application process. This ensures alignment with our ethos before integration into our community.

Our application requirements are tailored to reflect a genuine passion for both Minecraft and our community. We seek to understand you better through your application, so while brevity is appreciated, please provide insight into your motivations.

In the event your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submission.

To embark on this journey with us, we invite you to join our Discord platform for seamless access to the application process and to connect with our vibrant community.

╰┈➤ ❝ Join Us Today: Discord

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MiningMania – Digging with the Squad

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to play. Why join, you ask? Well, because we all know that mainstream vtubers are so last season, it’s all about the underground scene now.

Imagine building your virtual world alongside the likes of Vei, Limealicious, and Silvervale. These are the true VIPs of the virtual world, and you could be rubbing virtual elbows with them in no time.

And don’t worry if your favorite indie vtuber only has 499 viewers, we’ll still consider them as long as they’re a Twitch partner or have the YouTube equivalent numbers. We’re all about inclusivity here, even if it means bending the rules a little.

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have only one member with over 1000 concurrent viewers, they’re welcome here too. We’re all about supporting the little guys, even if they’re backed by the big guys.

So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Build, explore, and maybe even find love in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even stumble upon some sexy Koikatsu cards along the way. The possibilities are endless on this Minecraft server, so why wait? Join now and become a part of the indie vtuber revolution!

Scarletverse General #434: Whirlpool LOLapalooza

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	1292
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us in our collective RWBY AU where anything goes! Create your own OCs, share lore, and even show off AI generated images that will blow your mind!

But beware, there are rules to follow if you want to survive in this crazy world: 1. Worship Scarlet like your life depends on it (because it probably does). 2. Make sure to read the Pastebin, it holds the secrets to our universe: https://pastebin.com/8MjgAFYQ 3. Watch out for trolls, falseflaggers, and edgelords – they’re lurking around every corner. 4. No complaining about other ships, we don’t have time for that drama here. 5. Save your regular RWBY discussion for the RWBY/RT General, this server is for the true rebels. 6. Most importantly, have fun and embrace the madness!

Join us for some epic greentext stories, tiermakers that will make you question reality, and current fics that will keep you on the edge of your seat: – RWBY: Seeds of Hope, Sins of the Past – Fuchsia Petals on Phantom Wings (Touko Prequel)

And if you’re feeling brave, check out our abandoned fics for a taste of the unknown: – Roses Painted Scarlet – Unnamed Prequel

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server now and prepare to be mind-blown by the insanity that awaits you!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	4074
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	130
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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