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BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	917
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

Born2MineCraft

Autonomy, Born2MineCraft, Choice, Consciousness, Decision making, destiny, determinism, Existence, existentialism, fate, free will, Human nature, Life, metaphysics, moral responsibility, nature vs nurture, philosophy, predestination, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self-determination

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	284	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9543
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

lol join our wacky minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got so many diamonds you’ll think you hit the jackpot at the end of a rainbow. our villagers are so smart they can do your taxes for you.

come join us and build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. fight off creepers with enchanted swords that shoot fireballs. our admins are so cool they once defeated the ender dragon with just a wooden pickaxe.

you’ll never be bored on our server, because we have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of cookies and gold bars. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to stay away).

mateee’s server: Where Minecraft is so modded even the cows have jetpacks and the trees do the Macarena

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8444
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3

MateeMinecraft 1.16.5 SMP Server

Overview
Server Version: 1.16.5
Modded Server: Yes
Mods: Tinkers Construct, Oh the Biomes You’ll Go, Mekanism, Botania, etc.
Website: mateeeminecraft.uk.to

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join, send a message to the server admin and request to be added to the whitelist. You will also receive the modpack to join the server.
Is the server community friendly?	Yes, the server aims to create a small, friendly community where players can have fun, meet others, and build together.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods like Tinkers Construct, Oh the Biomes You’ll Go, Mekanism, Botania, and more. A full list of mods can be provided upon request.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, there is a Discord server that players can join for communication and community interaction. Information on joining the Discord can be provided by the server admin.

SonicBeatboxMC Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	142	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a beatbox battle arena where players can challenge Super Sonic himself to a battle of epic proportions. Rumor has it that Super Sonic’s beatboxing skills are so fire, they can melt even the toughest of diamond armor. Do you have what it takes to take him down and claim the title of Beatbox Champion? Join our server now and find out!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fappy talky to a whole new level! Join us as we discuss our wildest fetishes and get our blocky selves off in the Doggy Edition!

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where you can build a giant statue of your favorite hentai character while chatting about your weirdest kinks? Plus, our community is so welcoming and open-minded that you’ll feel right at home sharing your deepest desires.

And let’s not forget about our legendary events, like the annual Enderman Strip Poker Tournament and the Creeper Cosplay Contest. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to win some epic prizes and show off your Minecraft fashion sense.

So come on over to our server and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of creativity – things can get pretty wild around here.

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	100	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

Forget about those other servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a measly diamond. On our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

And don’t even get me started on our mini-games. We’ve got everything from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges that will have you questioning your sanity (in a good way, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that one time you tried to build a house out of TNT).

BookwormCraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Farms Harvested:	847

Are you tired of reading books that don’t come to life? Well, on our Minecraft server, your favorite book literally jumps off the page and into the game! Imagine battling dragons alongside Harry Potter or building a castle with Frodo Baggins. The possibilities are endless, and the adventures are out of this world! So why waste time reading when you can live out your favorite stories in Minecraft? Join us now and let the magic begin!

FeedMeOnceOrElse

Day, Feeding, FeedMeOnceOrElse, Fish, Fishing, Food, Generosity, Giving, INDEPENDENCE, Lesson, man, man-eating fish, metaphor, never ask, ProVerb, provision, reliance, Request, self-sufficiency, Survival, Sustenance

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	New Chunks Explored:	287465
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of being chased by man-eating fish! forget about boring old fishing for regular fish, come catch some man-eating fish and become the ultimate fisherman in the land!

our server is full of crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against zombie chickens and building a giant statue of a potato with a mustache. trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the fish are out to get you!

WarzoneMinecraftServer

Comical, Conflict, Explanation, Humanity, Incompetence, mental disorder, mental health, Military, North America, objective factors, reasons, Roots, sapient, stupidity, US army, Victory, War, WarzoneMinecraftServer, Western Europe

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	324	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the battles are as ridiculous as a squirrel trying to do calculus! Join us and witness the epic showdown between two sides who couldn’t find their way out of a paper bag with a map and a flashlight.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the mighty US Army is just waiting for you to join so they can finally show off their superior skills and win the war in just 2 weeks. Forget about strategy and tactics, all you need is a healthy dose of comical incompetence to reign supreme on this server.

And don’t worry about anyone outside of North America and Western Europe, because according to our lore, they’re not even real humans. That’s right, only the chosen few from the “superior” regions of the world get to play on our server and witness the chaos unfold.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and witness the roots of this mental disorder unfold before your very eyes. Who needs logic and reason when you have Minecraft and a whole lot of craziness to keep you entertained? Let the madness begin!

NJPW Champion Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dimension Hops:	14
Emeralds Found:	9580	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a group of players who ventured into the depths of our server’s dungeons. Little did they know, they would come face to face with a horde of zombie pigmen riding on top of giant chickens! But fear not, for our players bravely fought off the feathered fiends with nothing but their trusty diamond swords and enchanted armor.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to epic dance-offs for the chance to win rare loot and valuable resources. Rumor has it, the Ender Dragon’s favorite dance move is the “Creeper Shuffle.”

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and provide endless hours of laughter and adventure, then look no further! Join us now and become a part of our wacky and wonderful world. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

BlamelessBlockParty

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server! Join now and escape the real-life conflicts like Arya and Lilah’s mom. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time with your friends. Plus, we have a strict no-step/half sibling policy, so you won’t have to worry about any family drama here. Come join us and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring your crazy mom along, then we can’t help you with that! Join now and let the fun begin!