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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6909 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us if you want to escape the chaos of real life, where the CIA is causing marital problems that even Jerry Springer couldn’t handle.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have reported seeing pigs flying and skeletons doing the Macarena. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a monument to their lost diamond pickaxe, complete with a funeral procession led by a zombie in a top hat.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves your family members getting up to some scandalous shenanigans.
