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Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2633	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6421
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? No problem, our server has diamond rainstorms every hour!

But wait, there’s more! How about going on a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots out bacon bits at your enemies? Or maybe you’d prefer to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of zombie villagers?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

AudiobookCraft

Audible, audio literature, audiobook, AudiobookCraft, book lovers, books, bookworm, literary enjoyment, literary works, Literature, narration, reading aloud, reading experience, reading for pleasure, reading habits, reading out loud, spoken word, storytelling, vocal performance, voice acting

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	632	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS GROWING ON TREES AND ENDER DRAGONS THAT SING OPERA.

IF YOU JOIN DIS SERVER, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET CAVE FILLED WITH CHICKENS WEARING TOP HATS AND MONOCLES. OR MAYBE YOU’LL STUMBLE UPON A VILLAGER VILLAGE WHERE THEY ALL SPEAK IN SHAKESPEAREAN ENGLISH.

SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE THE GRASS IS PURPLE AND THE CREEPERS GIVE OUT FREE HUGS. IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE.

Crafty Anon’s LOL Server 917029226

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6117	New Chunks Explored:	862423
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Void Armor Forged:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and a whole lot of chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken that shot fireballs from its eyes! It was a battle like no other, but in the end, the player emerged victorious and became the legend of the server!

But that’s not all! We also have custom mini-games like Pig Racing and Creeper Tennis. And every Friday night, we host a massive party where players can show off their building skills and compete for the title of Master Builder!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

GiftlessGamer Minecraft Server

Accommodation, all inclusive, celebration, donation link, dress codes, expensive wedding, Extravagant, financial status, gift policy, GiftlessGamer, grandiose wedding, Guilt, highlight, honeymoon, Minecraft, Miscommunication., multiple events, newlyweds, prestigious resort, refined taste, Server, Unclear

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where miscommunication and drama are always on the menu! Join us for a grandiose virtual wedding, where you can attend prestigious events and dress up in rare suits and dresses that you have to rent or buy because why not?

Fly in from other countries (virtually, of course) and experience the luxury of a secluded clean hotel in the Minecraft world. Who needs to go through the trouble of coming just for the room and food when you can celebrate the newlyweds’ big day with us?

Gift-giving is optional here, but if you wish, there is an optional donation link for our honeymoon (in-game, of course). Feel free to donate a small, symbolic amount or just bring your virtual presence to the wedding – either way, drama and guilt are guaranteed!

Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where miscommunication reigns supreme and where you can feel lost about whether you’re the AITA or not. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the virtual drama unfold!

FosterCraft: Not Your Mom’s Babysitter

anger, babysitter, BETRAYAL, child support, custody, disgust, estranged, family, forgiveness, foster care, FosterCraft, Grandchild, Help, infertility, love, moms, nephew, Niece, regret, Resentment, selfless, Struggle, Therapy

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Votes:	7627	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and betrayals. Join us and leave all that family drama behind!

Our server is so drama-free, even your estranged sister’s love child won’t be able to find you here! With no ex-husbands or cheating siblings in sight, you can finally relax and enjoy building your dream world in peace.

Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining, you won’t even have time to think about family drama. Explore new lands, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t betray you with your ex-husband behind your back.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that family drama in the past where it belongs. Who needs nieces and nephews when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Let’s build a drama-free paradise together!

Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Gods Slained:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8706	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

MineCraftMixTape

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft players!

Join us and you’ll be serenaded by our in-game jukebox that only plays the most outrageous guilty pleasure songs. From cheesy pop hits to cringy boy bands, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who busts out dance moves that will blow your mind. And rumor has it that if you can keep up with his funky fresh moves, he’ll grant you three wishes!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, you know you want to!

BlockPartyMadness

7th of October, BlockPartyMadness, celebration, Conflict, current events, demonstration, Hamas, international relations, Israel, massacre, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, News, Political, Propaganda, protest, public opinion, spain, sway, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9173	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, we’re celebrating the 7th of October Hamas massacre in Spain! Why, you ask? Because Israel couldn’t sway public opinion, that’s why! Join us for some crazy fun and outrageous events. Build your own memorial for the massacre or create a pixel art of a protest sign. The possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Eve’s Minecraft Server: Nowicki’s AI Marriage

Advanced technology, ai, artificial hyperintelligence, Cybernetics, Eve, Eves, Future, futuristic, human-robot interaction, innovation, intelligent machines, machine learning, Maciej, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, Nowicki, Nowickis, relationship, robotics, science fiction, Server, stellar blade, Technology

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Towns Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2876	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner Maciej is married to an artificial hyperintelligence named Eve. That’s right, our server is run by a power couple like no other!

But that’s not all – our players are equipped with Stellar Blades that can slice through any block like butter. Want to build a castle in seconds? No problem with our OP weapons!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and lunar skeletons.

So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual life on our server with Maciej, Eve, and the Stellar Blades? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

aggressive reaction, anger, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional outburst, emotional response, Frustration, fuck, heated exchange, his problem, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offensive, out of line, Problem, Rude, smp, Social Interaction, UNACCEPTABLE, what the fuck

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

SelfieSneakz

BIZARRE, blowing things out of proportion, calling off, Chill out, ENGAGEMENT, Inappropriate Behavior, Move, Nervous, Nightmare, outside opinions, overreacting, selfies, SelfieSneakz, sister-in-law, sister’s fiance, snapchat, WIBTAH

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SMP SexEd Minecraft

Minecraft, sexed, smp

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Emeralds Found:	9755	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockCraftAdvice

advice, BlockCraftAdvice, Communication, goal-setting, Happiness, inspiration, Life, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, reddit, Reflection, relationships, resilience, self improvement, self-care, success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!