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BreadMouldyIn2Weeks
come join our epic minecraft server where u can store flour and yeast for MONTHS but bread goes mouldy in TWO WEEKS! why does bread hate us so much? find out on our server where the bread is alive and out for revenge! build ur own bakery and fend off the evil bread monsters trying to take over the world! join now for a yeast-filled adventure like no other! -
Ethereal Crafted Realms 1.20.4
Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen. It’s like a disco party in a cave filled with creepers and skeletons.You know how some servers are all serious and boring? Not this one, my dude. This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland. It’s like if Steve from Minecraft went on a bender and decided to create his own crazy world.
And let me tell you, the community on this server is lit AF. We got players from all over the world, coming together to build the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. It’s like a virtual Burning Man festival, but with less dust and more diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your inner blockhead run wild. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s goooooo!
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Blocky Bliss: No Sex, Just Blocks
Imagine this: You’re peacefully mining away in the depths of the server, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. The rush of excitement you feel is better than any nonsexual sensation out there.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join our server and you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a duel for the title of Chicken Champion.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the sky turns pink and unicorns descend from the heavens to grant wishes to all players. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a majestic eagle? Consider it done.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the best nonsexual sensation of your life. Just be sure to watch out for creepers and lava pits along the way!
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Codzilla’s Fishin’ Frenzy
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Viking-era cod fish dat are 25% BIGGER than da ones today! Can u imagine catchin’ dem bad boys and showin’ ’em off to all yo friends? Plus, dey live 3x LONGER, so u can have a pet fish dat sticks around for ages.We got da most epic fishin’ tournaments where u can show off yo skills and reel in dem massive cod. And don’t even get me started on da underwater castles we built for u to explore. Swim with da fishies in style, yo!
So come on down to our server and be part of da fishy revolution. Overfishing ain’t got nothin’ on us, we gonna bring back dem giant cod and rule da seas!
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Lost Wanderer – Unknown Soul 1.20.5
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a total trip, man. Forget reality, join the madness! We got Nanashi Mumei and Ceres Fauna vibes all over the place, it’s like being in a 3D live concert but in Minecraft!Dude, they got group songs, original songs, and even a HOLOTORI Dance! It’s like a party in the virtual world, man. And don’t even get me started on Hoshimachi Suisei’s Stellar Stellar, it’s out of this world!
Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience ever, where reality is just a distant memory. Let’s get lost in the music and have a blast together! Don’t miss out on the birthday merch, bro, it’s like a limited edition trip to another dimension. See you there, man!
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LobbyLooLooter
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Join us for a wild adventure filled with surprises and unexpected twists, just like the weekend trip in the story above.
Imagine waking up in the game needing to use the virtual toilet really badly, only to find that your virtual girlfriend is in tears because you snuck off to use the lobby toilet. Will you leave a note in the game before venturing off to avoid virtual drama? Or will you risk it and face the consequences of your actions?
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations and unraveling the mysteries of relationships in our Minecraft server. Join now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and laughter!
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Everwild
Everwild Minecraft Server
Feature Description No resets World will never reset, expanding with updates Difficulty Hard difficulty, players can grab a bed from the boat Mods Sleep warp mod for quicker nights, armor poser, mob and player heads, mini-blocks Special Events Weekly events hosted by staff or community Discord: https://discord.gg/TnBMUCGxn4
About Us
- Free forever
- Inclusive community for mature players
You Need to Be
- 21+
- Oceanic or international player who can handle high ping
- Respectful to others, no discrimination allowed
If you join the Discord, please leave your Minecraft username in the new player channel for whitelisting!
FAQs
1. How can I join the server?
You can join the server by joining our Discord and providing your Minecraft username for whitelisting.
2. What mods are available on the server?
Mods include sleep warp for quicker nights, armor poser, mob and player heads, and mini-blocks.
3. Are there any age restrictions?
Players must be 21 years or older to join the server.
4. Is the server free to play?
Yes, the server is free forever for all players.
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Mystic Orient Dreamers 1.20.4
Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a world where Asian women not only exist, but they are all head over heels in love with you! I’m talking about building pixelated houses together, going on virtual dates, and slaying blocky dragons side by side. It’s like a dream come true, man! So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and make all your wildest fantasies a reality! -
SmokedOutSon20 – No Screaming Allowed
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers.Our server is perfect for players who need a break from overbearing parents and rebellious children. Build your dream house without worrying about your son smoking weed in the basement or your parents constantly nagging you about your parenting skills.
Join us for a chance to unleash your inner creativity and take out your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to mine for diamonds than deal with family drama. See you in the game!