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WeddingCraft: No Open Bar, No Problem!

aita, alcohol heavy family, alcoholic beverages, assigned table, bar, bridezilla, ceremony, drink ticket, Expectations, family, Friends, limited drinks, negative response, non-transferable, Open, open bar, Problem, reception, spoil the fun, uncle, Wedding, wedding reception, WeddingCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	5639
Towns Built:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your uncle after a few too many drinks at a wedding reception? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed experience like no other.

Instead of an open bar, we offer a unique drink ticket system just like the one at your cousin’s wedding. You’ll get two drink tickets per of age guest, and they’re non-transferable – just like that awkward moment when your cousin tried to give their ticket to the kid’s table.

But wait, there’s more! Drinks must be ordered from your seat at your assigned table, just like how you had to awkwardly flag down the waiter at the reception. And remember, drinks are to be enjoyed at your assigned table – no wandering around with your drink like a lost wedding crasher!

So come join our server and experience the drama and chaos of a wedding reception without the awkward family interactions. You’ll be called a “Minecraft-zilla” in no time!

The Shiori Novella Minecraft Server

chapter 5, Characters, Continuation, Fiction, Life, Literature, Microcosm, microcosm of life, Minecraft, novella, Page 1171, part 2, plot twist, Sequel, Server, shared, shared soup pot, Shiori, soup pot, Story, The Shiori Novella

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the main activity is sharing a giant soup pot with other players! It’s like a culinary social experiment where you never know what kind of soup you’ll end up with. Will it be a delicious gourmet masterpiece or a disgusting concoction that will make you question your life choices? Join now to find out!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who have formed their own civilization. They have their own potato king, potato laws, and even potato currency. Will you befriend the potato people or join forces with the rebellious carrot faction trying to overthrow the potato monarchy? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on the server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Cheese houses, cheese trees, even cheese animals. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat everything in sight?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a soup-tastic, potato-filled, cheese-tastic adventure like no other!

”IF I NEVER SOLD MY BTC FOR ALTS I WOULD HAVE 180K INSTEAD OF Minecraft SMP”

180k, altcoins, alts, btc, coping mechanisms, cryptocurrency, depression, Despair, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, financial decisions, financial loss, hodl, Investment, market volatility, mental health, Minecraft, missed opportunity, regret, seeking help, self harm, smp, SOLD, SUICIDE, Trading

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magic Items Found:	5147
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of making bad financial decisions in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be losing is virtual diamonds!

Forget about Bitcoin and altcoins, join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs 180k when you can have a whole inventory full of enchanted diamond gear?

Don’t let financial regret get you down, join our SMP and start building your way to virtual success. Who knows, you might even find a hidden chest filled with virtual riches that will make you forget all about that BTC mishap. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s laugh our way to Minecraft fortune!

Minekampf Minecraft server

administration, Ban, Bypass.., Cheats, Discord, insult, Minecraft, Minekampf, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2636
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Cheats – banInsult to the administration – yesBypass on discord – yes too

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Cute Girls Minecraft Server

adorable girls, cute, cute anime characters, cute anime girls, Cute Characters, cute female characters, cute female game characters, Cute female video game characters, cute game characters, cute girl characters, cute girl protagonists, cute girl video game characters, Cute girls, cute girls in games, cute girls in gaming, cute girls in video games, cute video game characters, cute video game girls, Female Protagonists, Gaming, Girls, Minecraft, Server, video games

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1429	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no cute girls in sight? Look no further, because our server is filled with adorable pixelated babes just waiting to team up with you! From the fierce warrior princess to the sassy sorceress, there’s a girl for every type of player. Join now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, where the real treasure is finding your pixel-perfect match!

Boston Legal Minecraft SMP

Boston, Boston Legal, courtroom drama, David E. Kelley, discussion, Forgotten, james spader, Legacy, Legal, legal drama, mention, Minecraft, Overlooked, overlooked shows, pop culture, smp, Talk, television, television critics., television history., Television series, tv show, Underrated, william shatner

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Farms Harvested:	747	Towns Built:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve never heard of! This server is so underground, even the creepers haven’t heard of it. But don’t worry, we’re here to spill the tea on why you NEED to join this server ASAP.

First of all, our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt. We have secret bases hidden in the most random places, like under a chicken coop or inside a giant mushroom. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server has a rich history that no one talks about because it’s just too wild for words. Legend has it that the first player to join the server accidentally spawned a dragon in their backyard, and now it’s become a tourist attraction for all the newbies.

So why haven’t you heard of this server before? It’s simple – we like to keep things low-key and let our gameplay do the talking. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

Flip NJ and NY Red Minecraft Server

Campaign, candidates, DEMOCRATIC, demographics, election, electoral college, Flip, grassroots, Minecraft, mobilization, nj, NY, Persuasion, persuasion tactics, policies, Politics, red, REPUBLICAN, Server, strategy, swing states, Voting

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Items Found:	6965	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in a hilariously chaotic way! Join us if you want to be part of a community where pigs can fly, creepers tell dad jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, only to crash land in a village of friendly zombie villagers who just wanted to trade emeralds for rotten flesh. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous baby wolves wearing top hats.

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and be part of a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then come join us on our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: what would it take to flip NJ and NY red? (Hint: probably a lot of TNT and a giant statue of Steve riding a pig)

BunnyHop Minecraft SMP

Anime, blanc, BunnyHop, Chino Kafuu, Chiyo Kurihara, favorite characters, Haru, Kaguya Houraisan, Karin, Kureha Tsubaki, LUNA, Manga, Minecraft, Mokona Modoki, Papi, puck, rabbit characters, rabbit house, Reisen Udongein Inaba, Ryo-Ohki, Shiro Usagi, smp, Tippy, Usagi Tsukino, yoshino

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you anime and manga lovers out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden rabbit hole that led them to a magical land filled with adorable bunny characters from all their favorite anime and manga. These bunnies weren’t your average cute critters though, oh no. They were skilled warriors, ready to help you conquer any challenge that comes your way in the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary carrot farm that produces the juiciest, most delicious carrots you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can find the secret recipe hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain incredible powers that will make you the most powerful player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild adventure filled with bunny warriors, magical carrots, and endless fun!

/Dag/ – Dragon Age General Minecraft Server

age, Big Elf C*ck, bioware, chuds, cute, DA Tapestry, dag, Davrin, dragon age, Dragon Age General, Dragon Age Writer, Dragon Age: Veilguard, Dragon.., FANTASY, general, goty, Husband Edition, Lucanis, Minecraft, player count, romance guide, RPG, Seething, Server, Veilguard, Veilguard husbando poll, Veilguard Official Launch Trailer, video game, wikia

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to Davrin’s Best Husband Edition Minecraft server! Are you obsessed with all things Dragon Age? Do you spend hours talking about the new GOTY Dragon Age: Veilguard or other irrelevant DA games? Well, look no further, because this server is the perfect place for you!

Join us to watch the Veilguard Official Launch Trailer and laugh at the chuds who keep losing in the game. Participate in the Veilguard husbando poll and argue about who the best husband is. And don’t forget to check out the DA Tapestry link that doesn’t matter because none of your previous Veilguard choices matter anyway!

Need some eye candy? Check out the Lucanis wikia because he’s heckin’ cute, or drool over the Big Elf C*ck husbando. And if you need some romance tips, we’ve got you covered with our Romance Guide.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a Dragon Age Writer seething video for your entertainment? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and let the Dragon Age madness begin! Previous players can attest to the craziness that goes down here. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Conflicted Minecraft SMP Player

adultery, conflicted, conflicted feelings, emotional turmoil, ethical dilemma, extramarital affair, Guilt, Infidelity, internal struggle, Marriage, Minecraft, moral conflict, personal boundaries, personal values, player, self reflection, sex, sexual ethics, sexual orientation, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, traditional values

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Join us if you want to experience a server where anything goes, even if it means getting involved in scandalous love triangles like the one described above.

Our community is filled with players who are not afraid to push the boundaries and explore unconventional relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar situation where you’re torn between doing what feels right and what feels oh so wrong.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your morals, then look no further. Join us and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, in our world, anything is possible – even if it means getting involved in some questionable situations.

Crafty Pixel Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, Crafty, emotional connection, emotional fulfillment, Human Connection, human touch, internet impact, Intimacy, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, personal attention, PIXEL, pornography, relationships, self worth, Server, sexual desires, sexual feudalism, sexual unavailability, societal pressures, support groups, virtual relationships

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Meteorites Collected:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of living in the age of sexual feudalism? Do you need a break from the never-ending struggle for real human connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape where you can find all the personal attention and touch you desire from our pixelated players. Our community is filled with players who are ready to give you the attention you crave, without any of the real-life drama.

Forget about the struggles of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect pixelated paradise. So come on, join us and let’s escape the sexual unavailability of real women together!