Splurge MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyGiftCardSplitter

Pay, surf and turf, Breakup, bill, gift card

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any awkward family dinners like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama and enjoy some good old-fashioned fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity.

Join now and experience a world where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and battle evil mobs with your friends. Who needs expensive steakhouse dinners when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

Don’t be like SIL and her BF, splurging on surf and turf when you can have a blast on our server for free! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

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CraftyCashLand

shopping spree, Splurge, material possessions, dream purchase, unlimited resources

If you suddenly had an unlimited amount of diamonds on our Minecraft server, what’s the first thing you’d buy? A diamond-encrusted pickaxe? A mansion made entirely of emerald blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server where the sky’s the limit (literally, we have a build height limit of 256 blocks)! Join now and start living out your wildest blocky dreams!

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LootCraftLotteryWonders

Lottery, LootCraftLotteryWonders, luxury item, jackpot purchase, odd item

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a chance to win the lottery every time you log in! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so every player has a chance to strike it rich and buy all the weird things their heart desires. Want a pet unicorn that farts rainbows? Done. How about a mansion made entirely out of cheese? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Block Bandits, a group of mischievous players who are always up to no good. From stealing entire villages to pranking unsuspecting players with exploding sheep, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might just win the lottery and fulfill all your wildest dreams!

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CraftyCashMC

luxury, Property, Lottery, MONEY, Happiness

If you won the lottery, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to join our Minecraft server! Why? Well, first of all, our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky made entirely of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right – DIAMOND BLOCKS.

Secondly, our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Legend has it that whoever defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot.

And last but not least, joining our server gives you the chance to participate in weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. So forget about buying a mansion or a sports car – come join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams!

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WorthTheCraft Minecraft SMP

Designer, beneficial, Investment, luxury, Extravagant

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most lit server ever, trust me bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this secret hidden diamond mine that only the cool kids know about. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the rare pink sheep, you get a million diamonds! I know, right? It’s like a dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like, super chill and they throw the wildest parties every Friday night. I’m talking fireworks, disco balls, the whole shebang. And get this, if you win the dance-off, you get a free enchanted diamond sword. How crazy is that?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the coolest, most epic Minecraft SMP server ever, you gotta join now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #diamondsfordays #partylikeits1999 #minecraftftw

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MysticCraft Land 1.21.1

Splurge, retail therapy, shopping obsession, shopping addiction, retail addiction

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world!

We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode into confetti!

Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure chests containing rare items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

But beware, because our friendly NPCs might turn into bloodthirsty zombies at any moment and start chasing you around the map!

So come on, join us if you dare and see if you can survive the insanity of our wacky Minecraft server!

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PricyPixels – Worth Every Block!

extravagant experience, worth it, Premium, Extravagant, exclusive

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold, and fighting off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick.

Our exclusive membership may be expensive, but trust us when we say it is worth every penny. Not only will you gain access to secret treasure chests filled with rare loot, but you’ll also be granted the power to summon a herd of explosive sheep to wreak havoc on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be treated to weekly events such as the Great Pig Race, where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through a treacherous obstacle course. And let’s not forget about our legendary staff members, who are rumored to have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling flaming swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CraftyCashGrabz

Designer, high end, Branded, luxury, indulgence

Have you ever spent a fortune on a diamond sword in Minecraft, only to have it break after a few uses? Well, fear not my fellow block builders, for on our server, we have diamond swords that are indestructible! That’s right, you can slay creepers, zombies, and even pesky players without ever worrying about your sword breaking. Join our server and become the ultimate warrior with weapons that defy the laws of Minecraft physics!

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Gifts4MeXmasSMP

holiday shopping, self-pampering, self-treats, treat yourself, holiday treats

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds! I know, right?! And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I swear on my collection of enchanted rubber chickens.

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PayCheckCraft

MONEY, shopping, personal finance, Splurge, REWARD

Have you ever dreamed of spending your first paycheck on a virtual pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us and embark on epic quests to earn that sweet, sweet paycheck to spend on the most ridiculous and fantastical items you can imagine. From flying pigs to diamond-encrusted armor, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why waste your paycheck on boring stuff like bills and groceries when you can live out your wildest dreams in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

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