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WorthItExpensive – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate virtual reality adventure! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But little did they know, those treasures were cursed! Suddenly, a horde of zombie pigmen spawned and chased the player all over the map. It was chaos, but oh so worth it for the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep. Legend has it that if you can catch one and shear its wool, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your virtual life. Trust us, it may seem expensive, but it’s totally worth it!

Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping mechanisms, Dead, Degenerates, discrimination, family, family dynamics, Fine, Gender Roles, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, Schizophrenic, Server, societal issues, Struggles, Support, unemployment, wellbeing, Women, young males

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	4742	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	New Chunks Explored:	640551
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ores Mined:	2119
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologized, Blamed, brother, college, Cruel, Debts, decent life, disowned, DisownedCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family, financial trouble, financially, forgiveness, Friends, Harsh, Jobs, kicked out, Let it go, lost it, Minecraft, outing, parents, refusing to support, Rent, Server, stopped supporting, SURVIVE, torn, ultra-conservative, Younger Brother

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WifeGuardianCraft

Apology, attention seeking, Bikini, Boundaries, children, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, cussing out, ethnicity, guests, host, Indian, insulting, Jealousy, offensive, pool party, representation, social etiquette, Vulgar, Wife, WifeGuardianCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!

NoobCraft: Why risk it?

aversion, avoidance, Boundaries, Caution, comfort zone, danger, disgust, dislike, fear, hesitation, LIMITATIONS, never try, Noobcraft, personal preference, Phobia, refusal, reluctance, Repulsion, Risk, Safety, self-preservation

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, defiance, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, leadership, long range missiles, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, Missile, pm, Polish, Political, putin, Putins, response, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, Warning, Western

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes u invincible and enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the Polish PM and Putin are playin’ on it. They have epic battles with snowballs and build giant statues of themselves out of blocks. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

So what are u waitin’ for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it!

TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition

arms shipment., arms supply, arms trade, Asia-Pacific, Defense, defense industry, Edition, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military arms, military equipment, military support, military technology, SECURITY, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, Unserviceable, US, weapons

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Votes:	3091
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US is sending their ‘unserviceable’ military arms to it? like, bro, that’s how epic this server is. they’re like, “we gotta send our old weapons to help these gamers out, they’re too powerful!”

join now and you’ll be able to wield tanks and missiles in your quest to dominate the pixelated world. imagine rolling up to a village in a tank and being like, “hey, can i borrow some sugar?”

plus, the admins are like, super chill. they once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become the ultimate warrior of the blocky realm. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Song Stuck in Head Land

commonality, Community, Companionship, Connection, Empathy, Land, lonely, Music, mutual feeling, relatable, shared emotions, shared experience, shared song experience, shared struggle, solidarity, solidarity in music, song, Stuck, stuck in head, Support, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, searching for diamonds and suddenly, you hear someone singing the same song you’ve had stuck in your head all day. it’s like a sign from the minecraft gods that you’re not alone in this crazy blocky world. join our server and you’ll never feel lonely again, because we all have that song stuck in our heads too. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and a secret underground disco party every saturday night. come join the fun and let’s rock out together in the world of blocks and pixels!

Melanoma Survival Squad

10 years, cancer research, cancer survival, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cancer-free, combination therapy, immune checkpoint inhibitors, immunotherapy, immunotherapy success, long-term outcomes, Long-term Survival, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Melanoma, melanoma patients, melanoma treatment, metastatic melanoma, Patients, squad, study, Survival, Treatment

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive for 10 years or more just like these patients with melanoma!!! our immune checkpoint inhibitors will keep u cancer-free while u build ur dream world in minecraft!!! fight off the creepers and zombies with ur immune system and conquer the land!!! join now for the ultimate survival experience!!! #minecraftimmunity #longtermsurvival #cancerfreefun

mutuacraft

Backpacks, Custom Mobs, Economy, Lifts, minecraft server, Mutuacraft, night of blood, Protections, psmenu, Shop, Survival Games

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Welcome to Mutuacraft I hope you enjoy we have backpacks, lifts, come enjoy our server we have custom mobs, psmenu, protections, night of blood, shop, economy and more

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