CraftyBlingCraft

CraftyBlingCraft, durable goods, expensive but worth it, extravagant purchases, high price tag, high-end items, investment pieces, justified price, long-lasting, luxury brands, Luxury items, not a rip-off, Overpriced, premium products, quality products, splurge-worthy, top-notch quality, value for money, worth it, worth the cost, worth the investment

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	384
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6112	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Farms Harvested:	327	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Join our Minecraft server where everything seems overpriced at first, but is actually worth every blocky penny!

Our server is like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers dance to disco music. We have a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure chests guarded by friendly zombies who just want to give you hugs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig so you can soar through the skies and explore our vast world in style. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure and discover why everything may seem overpriced, but is actually worth it in the end!

Fancy Niggas Minecraft Server

Adventure, classic, console, dragon force, Epic battles, Fancy, FANTASY, fantasy world, Gaming, Let’s Play, Minecraft, niggas, Nostalgia, playthrough, retro gaming, role-playing game, RPG, saturn, sega, Server, Shining Force 3, strategy, Tactics, video games

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring servers filled with try-hards and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Dragon Force, where you’ll battle dragons, conquer kingdoms, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of Shining Force 3 references to keep you entertained.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can summon creepers at will (but don’t worry, he’s on our side).

But the real reason you should join is for the epic PvP battles that happen every Friday night. Picture this: a horde of players charging into battle on the backs of flying pigs, armed with nothing but diamond swords and a thirst for victory. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s pure Minecraft magic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you in the game, gamers!

Booty Bounce Minecraft SMP

ASS DRUK ass druk Ass Druk druk ass ASS Druk, BOOTY, bounce, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to ASS DRUK, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base full of diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. If you can find it, you get to keep all the diamonds and become the llama king or queen!

2. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant toilets. Don’t worry, he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him.

3. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a pack of werewolves and goes on a crazy rampage through the virtual world. It’s chaos, but it’s also a ton of fun!

4. We have a floating island in the sky where gravity doesn’t exist. You can build your dream house up there and watch as unsuspecting players fall to their doom below.

So what are you waiting for? Join ASS DRUK today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

HeightBoost Minecraft Server

body image, bullying, family dynamics, Fatherhood, growth spurt, height inserts, HeightBoost, Insecurity, middle school, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, peer pressure, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Server, social acceptance

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	4875
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as tall as those shoe inserts your son wanted? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to grow 3 inches overnight and become the tallest player in the game!

We understand the struggle of wanting to stand out, which is why we offer height-enhancing power-ups to help you reach new heights (literally). No need to worry about bullies or feeling small when you can be the biggest player in the game!

Join now and show off your newfound height to all the other players. Who needs shoe inserts when you can grow taller in Minecraft? Don’t be short on fun, join our server today and reach new levels of gaming greatness!

BabyBlockerCraft

baby, BabyBlockerCraft, bad mom, bug, compassion, covid, EXCITEMENT, family, Father, germs, health, immune system, immunizations, Mother, overprotective, rainbow baby, rules, shots, Sickness, Tension, Understanding

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Zombie Dances:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of keeping your virtual babies safe and healthy! Just like this player’s real-life baby, we prioritize cleanliness and germ-free interactions in our pixelated world.

Join us if you want to protect your Minecraft baby from virtual illnesses and keep them safe from unwanted kisses and face-touching. Our server is the perfect place for all the overprotective virtual parents out there who want to shield their pixelated offspring from any potential harm.

Don’t worry about being judged or criticized for your parenting decisions here – we support you in your quest to keep your Minecraft baby happy and healthy. And if anyone tries to argue with your rules, just tell them it’s all part of the game and they need to respect your virtual parenting style.

So come on over and join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players trying to steal each other’s virtual babies. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!

LifeCraft: The Ultimate Glow-Up

glowup, goal-setting, inner peace, life changing, LifeCraft, mindfulness, mindset shift, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, positive habits, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-transformation, transformation, Ultimate

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7173
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server will literally change your life! Join us and you’ll find yourself transformed into a Minecraft master in no time. Our server is so epic, players have reported growing an extra pair of virtual arms just from playing here. Don’t believe us? One player even claimed they turned into a Minecraft chicken after spending too much time on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for a life-changing experience!

Maduro’s Minecraft Server: CIA Assassination Plot!

Assassination, assassination plot, cia, controversial accusations, diplomatic tensions, disputed allegations, foreign affairs, government conspiracy, intelligence agencies, international relations, interventionism, Latin America, Maduros, Minecraft, Nicolas Maduro, Plot, political turmoil, Propaganda, regime change, security threats, Server, south america, united states, US, Venezuela

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6615
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, we got all the craziest stuff happening here, man. Like, did you hear about that one time when a bunch of llamas took over the spawn point and started spitting at everyone? It was wild, dude.

And, like, if you join this server, you’ll get to hang out with all the coolest players who are always down for a good time. We have epic build battles, insane parkour courses, and even a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ dragon. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyMigrantPayouts

Assistance, asylum seekers, cash grant, CraftyMigrantPayouts, european union, financial incentive, Government, home, immigration, integration, migrants, Migration, policy, Refugee Crisis, Relocation, repatriation, resettlement, social welfare, Support, Sweden, voluntary return

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Towns Built:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! ARE YOU SICK OF BUILDING IN THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, COME JOIN OUR CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE PAY MIGRANTS $34,000 TO GO HOME! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE SWEDEN, BABY, AND WE’RE THROWING CASH AT PEOPLE TO LEAVE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GIANT STATUE OF A MOOSE RIDING A UNICORN! WE DON’T CARE, AS LONG AS YOU’RE HAVING FUN!

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP RAINBOWS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN COLLECT RAINBOW POOP AND USE IT AS BUILDING MATERIAL!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN!

Oblivion Kits

action, Arena, balanced gameplay, Battles, Combat, Community, competitive, Custom Kits, dynamic arena, EXCITEMENT, Kit, KitPvP, Leaderboards, multiplayer, PvP, pvp server, Seasoned Veteran, Skills, strategy, team-up, Updates

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Towns Built:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to Oblivion Kits, the ultimate Kit PvP server where epic battles and strategy reign supreme! Dive into a dynamic arena where you can select from a wide array of custom kits, each designed to offer a unique combat experience. Sharpen your skills, team up with friends, or go solo to climb the leaderboards and prove your dominance. With regular updates, balanced gameplay, and a thriving community, Oblivion Kits promises endless action and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned PvP veteran or a newcomer eager to test your mettle, Oblivion Kits is the place to unleash your competitive spirit!

oblivion.minecra.fr:25767

Half-bakedCraft: The World of Uncommon Sense. Java 1.20.2+, zero resets or griefing, with a touch of economy. Avg. 15 online.

1.20.2, Auctions, Avg, Coreprotect, Difficulty, Economy, Griefing, HalfbakedCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, sense, smp, Touch, uncommon, Virginia, Website, world, zero tolerance

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Dimension Hops:	12	Mines Excavated:	1877
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Click here for a sneak peek.

Important Features:

The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019.

No pay-to-win paid perks

Resource worlds (resets monthly)

Live map: https://map.hearthcraft.net/

Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech.

Pet system

Land claiming

Active economy system with player shops, warps, auctions, etc.

Marriage plugin

Leaderboards with various categories

Technical Details:

Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia

Uses Purpur

Block logging with CoreProtect and inventory rollback

Main world size: 90,000 * 90,000

Additional Information:

Website: https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.net
Rules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules
IP: play.hearthcraft.net
Statistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

FAQ

Questions:

Is griefing allowed on the server?
Are there any pay-to-win features in the store?
What is the server’s stance on hate speech?

Answers:

No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
There are no pay-to-win paid perks in the store.
The server has a zero tolerance policy for any form of hate speech.

Zionist Voting /pol/ Minecraft Server

Alt-Right, Beliefs, Candidate, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theories, controversial, election, far right, far-left, liberal, Minecraft, non-zionist, POL, political ideologies, Politics, right wingers, Rumors, Server, speculation, Voting, voting behavior, zionist

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	9716	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Farms Harvested:	255	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have political debates that make CNN look like a kindergarten playground! Join us and witness the epic battle between the right wingers who are voting for the Zionist candidate and the left wingers who are team non-zionist. Will there be peace in the virtual world or will chaos reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

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