"Minecraft Server: Shopocalypse!"

being a considerate partner, budgeting for groceries, communication in relationships, cooking for two, couple finances, emotional labor in relationships, food expenses, food preferences, food waste, grocery list organization, grocery shopping, grocery shopping habits, grocery store discounts, household responsibilities, long-term relationship issues, managing expectations, picky eaters, pstrongquotMinecraft, relationship dynamics, Server, shared groceries, Shopocalypsequotstrongp, splitting expenses

Welcome to GroceryMine 2.0!

Why Just Mine for Diamonds When You Can Dig for Groceries?!

In a world where chicken and rice grow on trees and sauces are hidden behind secret portals, we have conjured a server where those who dare can explore, craft, and taste the unthinkable! Will you become the King of Ketchup, or the Baron of Basil? Only time and lizard folk know!

Server Features That Will Make Your Brain Melt!

Feature	Description
Teleportation Spaghetti	Travel instantly to the realm of Ramen! But beware, you might end up in the Lost Dimension of Rotting Vegetables!
Endless Grocery List	Your items will spontaneously appear and disappear, much like your sense of time! Who needs order?
Defensive Cold Cuts	Protect your fridge! The meats fight back! Only the bravest can wrestle the ham of doom!
Supermarket Mimic	NPCs that look like your friends but act like disgruntled cashiers. They might just give you lethal coupons!
Potion of Culinary Confusion	Brew and mix random items to create mind-bending recipes. Will you dine on Fishy Juice or Liquid Salad?

Player Reviews: The Truth in Madness!

“I tried to cook with googly eyes, now the duck is after me!”

“Nothing says fun like a lecture from an angry avocado!”

“I soiled pants trying to ride a chicken through the cereal aisle!”

“Why do the cucumbers keep laughing?!”

Your Safety is NOT Guaranteed!

Do NOT attempt to reason with the pickles. They are not your friends. They see all. They know all. Join us on GroceryMine, where the ketchup flows like rivers, and insanity is just the beginning of flavor!

Remember: When the refrigerator speaks, do listen—but do NOT respond. For the fridge holds the keys to realms beyond your comprehension. Trust the chicken. Fear the rice! 🐔🍚

HookupHotelPayFail

accommodation costs, boundary setting, Communication Issues, financial fairness, friendship boundaries, friendship drama, group dynamics, group holidays, holiday accommodations, holiday drama, holiday expenses, holiday planning, hookup etiquette, HookupHotelPayFail, splitting expenses, travel expenses, unexpected costs, unexpected guests, unwanted guests, unwanted visitors

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Jessica and Paul had to deal with an unwanted guest on their holiday.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a heated argument over who should pay for Cameron’s accommodation. Will you be the hero who steps in to settle the dispute, or will you stir the pot even more for some juicy drama? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle like Josh did on his holiday. Who needs soap operas when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

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DocCraftLove

antibiotics, arguments, Boyfriend, Communication, Contribution, DocCraftLove, doctor’s appointment, Expenses, Fairness, finances, Frustration, Girlfriend, Healthcare, healthcare system, insurance, public healthcare, québec, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, splitting expenses, uti

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of financial disputes and UTI woes!

Imagine a world where you and your virtual partner argue over who should pay for your in-game medical bills because of all those pesky UTIs you keep getting. Will they split the cost or leave you high and dry? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of tracking expenses on an Excel spreadsheet with your in-game partner, all while trying to survive in a world where bacteria-filled intercourse can lead to unexpected infections. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and antibiotics!

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you’re the real MVP who can handle the financial strain and medical emergencies of Minecraft life. Who knew virtual relationships could be so complicated?

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CraftyCreeperCafe

alcohol budget, arms race, artisan sourdough, coffee beans, Communication Issues, CraftyCreeperCafe, disagreement, expensive drinks, financial differences, food budget, grocery costs, Manipulation, mealprep, pettiness, receipts, relationship conflict, Rent, sparking waters, specialty foods, splitting expenses, Threats

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage healthy competition and strategic thinking just like in this hilarious grocery budget war! Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting your opponents in the most absurd ways possible.

Imagine building your own fortress made entirely out of expensive sparking waters and artisan sourdough, while your friends try to raid it with their beer cannons. Will you be the mastermind behind the most outrageous grocery bill on the server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to showcase your creativity and cunning tactics in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Join now and let the battle of the grocery budgets begin! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your alcohol budget).

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XiCraft Minecraft Server: Make Minecraft Great Again!

Asia, bilateral relations, China, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, global politics, Great, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, negotiations, political leaders, positive relations, President Xi, Server, summit, Superpowers, Trade, trump, united states, world leaders, XiCraft

so like, u should totally join our epic minecraft server cuz like, trump and president xi are like bffs now and they want everyone to come together and play minecraft in harmony. like, can u imagine trump and xi building a giant castle together? it would be so lit. plus, there’s this rumor that if u join our server, u might actually get to meet them in game and they’ll give u special powers or something. like, who wouldn’t want that? so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again, together with trump and xi by our side. it’s gonna be yuge!

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LebCraft: Where TNT is the Only Villager Threat

bbc investigation, BBC report, civilian casualties, civilian casualties in war, civilian deaths, civilian targets, civilians killed, conflict in the Middle East, human rights violations, IDF airstrike, IDF attack, IDF bombing, international news, investigative journalism, Lebanese civilians, Lebanon crisis, Lebanon village, LebCraft, Middle East conflict, military aggression, threat, Tnt, villager, War Crimes

LOL join our minecraft server cuz we got more explosions than an IDF attack on a Lebanon village, but don’t worry, only villagers are harmed! BBC even did a special report on our server cuz it’s so lit 🔥 come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness! Plus, we have a secret underground village where you can trade with shady villagers for rare items. It’s like a whole new world down there, man. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of our crazy server!

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Ginger Village: Anti-Inflammatory Fun

anti inflammatory, AntiInflammatory, chronic disease, chronic inflammation, effects, Evidence, Fun, Ginger, health, health benefits, herbal medicine, inflammation, Management, natural remedy, Patients, Potential, research, STUDIES, supplementation, T2DM, type 2 diabetes, Village, Zingiber officinale

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT GINGERBREAD HOUSES AND SH*T!

OUR SERVER IS LIT AF WITH GINGER SUPPLEMENTS THAT WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE A BOSS FIGHTING OFF CHRONIC LOW-GRADE INFLAMMATION!

WE EVEN HAVE A SPECIAL QUEST WHERE U GOTTA FIGHT DIABETIC ZOMBIES AND SAVE THE GINGERBREAD VILLAGE!

SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT WITH GINGER POWER, Y’ALL! 🤪🔥🍪 #GINGERGANG #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

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New Server IP
PolyGreat Minecraft server

building, Cities, Community, Countries, Crafting, Development, Economy, Europe, Fighting, gameplay, GREATNESS, Immersive, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PolyGreat, Roleplay, Server, Starter Kit, States, Trading

Server with a real map of Europe, with ready-made countries. Come in, develop, fight, trade! Lead your state to greatness!

play.polygreat.ru

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karlssonSMP

+18, Community, Content Creator, Datapack, Discord, dyeing, Europe, java, karlssonSMP, multiplayer, Papermc, player heads, PvP, season 4, shopping district, smp, Streamer, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, world border

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 4 launched on January 3rd, 2025, with a new world!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Custom Armor Statues: Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads: Adding details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures: Protecting your creations with antigrief features.
Multiplayer Sleep: Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District: Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
25k World Border: Explore an expansive world filled with opportunities and adventure.
Squaremap: The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their browser.
Map Resets: Fresh starts every 6 months to keep things exciting (Season 4 started January 3rd, 2025!)
Simple Voice Chat: Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops: Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.
Silence Me Datapack: Keep those noisy mobs quiet when you need a little peace.
Universal Dyeing Datapack: Unleash your creativity with easier dye options.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
Location: Europe
Current Version: 1.21.4

⏩ How to Join: Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

FAQ:

Q: How can I join karlssonSMP? A: To join karlssonSMP, head over to our Discord server and fill out an application.

Q: What are the server rules? A: Our server has a zero-tolerance policy against stealing, cheating, and griefing. All players are expected to follow these rules to maintain a safe gaming environment for everyone.

Q: Are there any in-game cosmetics available? A: Yes, we offer a variety of in-game cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: How often does the map reset? A: The map resets every 6 months to keep the gameplay exciting and fresh. Season 4 started on January 3rd, 2025.

MindCraft Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, amateur psychologist, armchair expert, armchair psychologist, armchair therapy, Haven, internet culture, internet experts, internet psychology, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, mindcraft, online advice, online behavior, online counseling, online diagnosis, online interactions, online opinions., psychologist, Psychology, social media, social media behavior

Yo, bro, forget about all those wannabe psychologists online, come join our Minecraft server where the only therapy you need is building a giant chicken out of blocks! Who needs real science when you can have virtual therapy sessions with a creeper? Join now and let your inner block artist shine!

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New Server IP
VacayVillains Minecraft Server

anxiety, Autonomy, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, controlling behavior, Decision making, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, family holiday, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, oversensitive, overwhelmed, personal growth, personal space, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, Server, VacayVillains

Are you tired of overbearing parents who just can’t seem to let you breathe? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world and experience true freedom!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom packing away your toothbrush in fear of it being used to clean the toilet. You can keep your toiletries right where you want them, no questions asked!

And forget about embarrassing moments in the change room – here, no one will barge in while you’re half naked trying on clothes. You can change in peace and privacy, without any unwanted interruptions.

Plus, when you order the wrong type of popcorn at our virtual shows, you won’t have to deal with any dramatic scenes at the bar. You can handle it yourself, no need for mom to step in and make a fuss!

Join our server now and take control of your own destiny – because here, you’re the boss! Say goodbye to feeling overwhelmed and anxious, and hello to a world where you can finally be yourself. And remember, on our server, you’re never too old to stand up for your autonomy – even if you’re a 30 year old (soon) woman!

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New Server IP
PastaBedSheetFiasco

bed heating, bedsheets, Breakfast, Communication Issues, Dinner, eccentric habits, family dynamics, food habits, heating up, humor, hygiene concerns, hygiene standards, Laughter, lunch, microwave, odd choices, pasta, PastaBedSheetFiasco, sibling relationships, Siblings, University

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to heat up your pasta in bed for a few hours before playing! Our players are as eccentric as they come, with habits that will leave you in stitches.

Join us for a unique gaming experience where you can laugh until you cry at the outrageous stories and antics of our community. Who needs a microwave when you can heat up your food in bed for that extra oily flavor?

Come join the fun and see why our server is the talk of the town. Just be prepared for some serious laughs and maybe a few hygiene concerns along the way. Don’t miss out on the most hilarious Minecraft server around!

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New Server IP
SneakySteveMC SMP

smp, SneakySteveMC

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that poop diamonds and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner is actually a talking potato who can shoot lasers from his eyes. It’s like a whole new level of insanity, you won’t believe it until you see it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT and a giant statue of a chicken doing the Macarena. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness. Let’s get weird, my fellow blockheads!

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New Server IP
BoomerCrafters69

Accountability, age, BoomerCrafters69, Corruption, Countries, Decision making, Destruction, ENERGY, Government, Greed, influence, leadership, Legacy, long-term consequences, MONEY, politicians, Politics, power, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, society

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life politics and instead focus on building your own virtual empire!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Zombie Pigmen and the Ender Dragons, all while dodging creepers and building your very own castle made entirely of diamond blocks.

Our server is so addictive, even politicians in their 70s can’t resist logging on to unleash their inner warrior and wreak havoc on our pixelated world. Who needs money and power when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side?

So come join us and see why our server is the ultimate escape from the madness of real life politics. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

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