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ExBlocktion Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual house without any interference from pesky father-in-laws! No need to worry about splitting bills or dealing with family drama – just focus on crafting and building to your heart’s content.
Plus, our server is equipped with a special “Ex-Father-in-Law Eliminator” tool that allows you to banish any unwanted relatives from your virtual world. Say goodbye to awkward family arguments and hello to a stress-free gaming experience!
So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot for your diamond castle. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life renovations and family disputes.

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ValentineCraft: No Splitting Bills!
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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t demand money from you last minute? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to pull a sneaky move like that guy did to you! Join us for a Valentine’s Day special event where we shower you with gifts and love, without any hidden fees or demands for cash. Who needs a getaway when you can escape to our virtual world full of fun and laughter? Don’t be the asshole, join our server today!

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Joining Blocks, Splitting Pixels
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join dis epic minecraft server where you can celebrate both anniversaries and birthdays at da same time! we got a special plugin dat makes it so when you log on, you get a cake and a present!
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons! and if you find da hidden chest, you get a diamond sword dat shoots fireworks!
if you join dis server, you will become da ultimate party animal of minecraft! come join us and let’s celebrate like it’s 1999!

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WinningCraft Server – No Splitting Allowed
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can scratch your way to riches just like in the story above! Join us for a chance to win virtual cash prizes ranging from 10 to a whopping 2000 diamonds! Who needs a bank promotion when you can get rich in Minecraft?
Just imagine the drama and excitement of winning big and dealing with greedy friends who want a piece of your virtual fortune. Will you be generous and share the wealth, or stand your ground and keep it all for yourself? The choice is yours on our server!
So come on over and start scratching those virtual cards for a chance to strike it rich and experience the thrill of Minecraft drama like never before. Who knew mining and crafting could lead to such outrageous adventures? Join us now and let the fun begin!

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GreenlandSplitCraft
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so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can team up with putin and trump to split greenland? well u in luck cuz that’s exactly what this server is all about! imagine building your own secret base in greenland with putin and trump as your neighbors. u can have epic battles with polar bears and mine for diamonds in the icy tundra. plus, there’s a special event where u can ride a polar bear into battle against evil snowmen. so come join us and let’s make greenland great again…or something like that.

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Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.
Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.
But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?
Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!

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DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot
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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!
Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!
Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.
So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

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DutchCraft: Splitting Blocks & Bills
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Are you tired of being used as a free meal on dates? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality and fairness, just like splitting the bill on a date. Join us and never worry about being taken advantage of again!
On our server, we have a special “Dutch Date” mini-game where players can compete to see who can split the bill the fastest. It’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a date with someone who expects you to pay for everything!
Join us now and show that you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself, just like our fearless players who refuse to be treated like a free meal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your perfect match who shares your views on splitting the bill!

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GroceryCraft: Splitting Bills & Blocks
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as my bf’s disability checks? Look no further! Our server is so rich, it makes disability checks look like pocket change. Join us and experience the luxury of virtual living without the burden of real-life bills.
Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?
Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.

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CyprusCraft50: Splitting Blocks & Celebrating!
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LOL u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like that time Cyprus got split in half but way more fun! u can build ur own crazy world and pretend ur a cyborg warrior fighting for peace or something. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where the zombies are the DJs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

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