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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 7636 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 90 |
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So come on down to our server and let loose with some crazy adventures and wild escapades. Who needs a real-life husband when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s mine, build, and craft our way to happiness – one block at a time!
