Split MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HackathonCraft SMP

Python, tmp_pic, My_List.json, Hackathon, venv

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as buggy as Python 34scanner? Look no further! Our server is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re coding in Python yourself. Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of trying to fix errors in a virtual world while building your own AI army to take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the mobs have started using Python scripts to attack players. Imagine being chased by a creeper yelling “AttributeError: ‘bool’ object has no attribute ‘explode’!” It’s a coding nightmare come to life!

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos. Just remember to bring your debugging skills and a sense of humor, because you’re going to need both to make it out alive. Join now and see if you can crack the code of this insane Minecraft SMP!

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ExParentalAdvisory

LAUGH, congratulations, Friends, time and place, Niece

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh about forgetting kids at the store? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy stories like the time Sean left his niece at the store and drove off! We promise outrageous jokes and insane situations that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, you might even get to witness Sean and his wife navigate the world of adoption – just make sure to remind Sean not to forget the baby at the store! Join now for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience!

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NetflixNopesMC

viewing history, household entertainment, bad guy, sharing, watch list

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and boundaries just like this guy values his Netflix account!

Join us if you want to build your own virtual empire without anyone messing with your creations. Just like this guy, you deserve to have your own space online where you can rule without interference.

Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into sharing your resources, whether it’s diamonds or Netflix passwords. On our server, you can be the king or queen of your own domain, no strings attached.

So come join us and build your own Netflix-watching castle, where you can binge-watch in peace without anyone messing up your viewing history. Just remember, sharing is caring, but sometimes it’s okay to keep things to yourself.

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LootLadzCraft

Son, Bond, #Intention, left out, Equal

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your riches and show off your bling? Look no further than our server, where even your family members recognize your hard work and reward you with cold hard cash and jewelry!

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the favorite child, just like our player who received $640 and a fancy necklace from his aunt for being the “oldest baby boy.” Who needs a participation trophy when you can have a fat stack of cash and some bling around your neck?

Don’t worry about your younger siblings feeling left out, because on our server, it’s all about recognizing the hustle and rewarding it accordingly. And hey, if your aunt happens to be a generous benefactor like our player’s aunt, who knows what kind of treasures you might receive!

So come on over to our server and bask in the glory of being the golden child. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got cold hard cash and a shiny necklace to show off? Join now and let the favoritism flow!

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WeddingPortraitDrama

leg, one year anniversary gift, Friend, photos, wedding portrait

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a masterpiece painted by a talented artist…well, kind of.

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world where anything is possible! Just like how the painter in this story transformed a simple portrait into a scandalous masterpiece, our server will transform your gaming experience into something unforgettable.

Who needs realistic paintings of people when you can have unrealistic adventures in our Minecraft world? And don’t worry, we promise not to sexualize your character like the painter did in this story…unless you want us to, of course (just kidding, we’re not that kind of server).

So come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server! Just remember, if you don’t like what you see, you can always blame it on the painter…or the server admin, we won’t judge.

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Broom-ickety Split! A magical place for all your Minecraft needs: SMP, Creative, Semi-Vanilla, and more! Fly on Sundays for extra fun!

Claims, SPLIT, Creative, EXTRA, Dynmap
Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP play.broomstix.net

Default Ports Specific ports provided

Discord Server https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8

Online In-game map https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, use the IP address play.broomstix.net in your Minecraft client.

2. Can I play on the server with both Bedrock and Java versions?

Yes, the server supports cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions, and a Java account is not required.

3. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Players are encouraged to create and build without fear of their creations being destroyed.
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Grandparent’s Cash Split Dilemma

MONEY, stepfamily, loyalty, family ties, relationships

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that and build your own family of pixelated pigs and chickens! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps that will make you forget all about your real family drama. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the true Minecraft warriors can find – it’s rumored to be guarded by a giant zombie pigman with a love for disco music! So leave your real family behind and join us for a wild ride on our server – where the only drama is whether you should build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

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CyprusCraft50: Splitting Blocks & Celebrating!

splitting, Celebrates, Partition, Politics, Cyprus

LOL u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like that time Cyprus got split in half but way more fun! u can build ur own crazy world and pretend ur a cyborg warrior fighting for peace or something. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where the zombies are the DJs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

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ExHubbyDontKnow Minecraft Server

Mutual, retirement benefits, burner account, SPLIT, neurodivergence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in settling disputes with virtual blocks instead of real-life drama! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of divorce settlements and neurodivergent exes.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and taming wild wolves, all while avoiding alimony disputes and unopened divorce decrees. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a world of creativity and adventure.

We promise that no one will be asking you to delay alimony reductions or claiming they didn’t understand the settlement due to their “neurodivergence.” Instead, you’ll be too busy crafting your next masterpiece and exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So come join us and leave your real-life drama at the door. Who needs a messy divorce when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Let’s block and roll, baby!

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GrannyCraft Inheritance Split

generational wealth, GrannyCraft, financial assistance, family conflict, Emotional support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of family dynamics and inheritance drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like in this crazy story.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual family and navigate through the ups and downs of relationships, just like the OP in this post. Will you be the one asking for a share of the virtual inheritance to pay off your virtual credit card debt? Or will you be the one rolling your virtual eyes and going off on a tangent about money?

With $140,000 up for grabs (virtually, of course), anything can happen on our server. So come join us and experience the drama, the tears, and the eye-rolling like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life? Join now and let the inheritance drama unfold!

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Server IP	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports	Specific ports provided
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

2. Can I play on the server with both Bedrock and Java versions?

3. Is griefing allowed on the server?