Split Screen issue Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SpergCraft: Where Howard’s meltdowns are just part of the fun!

Affair, Cases, cocaine, counsellor, Drugs, Fun, howard, Howards, Job, MELTDOWNS, part, Safe, Sandpiper settlement, SpergCraft, sperged out, SUPREME COURT, Tantrum, vending machines

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/300	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Howard on cocaine? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like Howard’s wife having an affair while he’s busy filling vending machines. Join us for a Sandpiper settlement-themed adventure where the Supreme Court might just toss out your case if you’re not on drugs. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos, join our server now!

PresidentialShockerLOLZ

#classified information, #revelation, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Corruption, cover up, Deception, Government, hidden agenda., national security, Political, power, Presidential history, scandal, scandalous revelation, shocking discovery, shocking secret, shocking truth, U.S. president, White House

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/600	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	9687	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Step right up, folks, to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the most shocking secret revealed about a U.S. president on this server. Turns out, old George Washington himself was actually a secret ninja who fought off the British with his mad skills and a trusty diamond sword. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln – rumor has it he could summon lightning bolts with just a flick of his top hat! So if you want to uncover the wildest presidential secrets and maybe even learn a few ninja moves yourself, join us on this server now!

Alpine-Craft

alpine-craft.us.to:25568, AlpineCraft, Auctionhouse, Customenchants, EarlyDevelopment, Economy, Homes, Ip:, Jobs, Landclaims, MCMMO, Minecraft, Playershops, Playerwarps, Rtp, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Towny, Voterewards

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5211
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

New Minecraft Economy SMP Server! – CUSTOM ENCHANTS – Vote Rewards! – Jobs! – AuctionHouse! – Player Shops! – Player Warps! – Land Claims! – Homes! – RTP! – MCMMO! – Streamers! And Much More To Come! Server Is Still In Early Development Server IP: alpine-craft.us.to:25568

alpine-craft.us.to:25568

Childhood Bops MC

Anime, anime opening, anime theme song, bops, butterfly, Childhood, childhood favorite, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, Favorite, favorite song, japanese, long trail tag, Memories, Music, music from childhood, Nostalgia, nostalgia trip, Opening Theme, sentimental, theme song

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and rules? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical journey through your favorite childhood memories! Imagine logging in and being greeted by a giant butterfly flying around, singing the opening theme song from your favorite childhood show! And that’s just the beginning.

Join our server and experience crazy adventures like riding unicorns through rainbow forests, battling evil dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and building a castle made entirely out of candy! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and tell jokes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, click that link and join us today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal that leads to a land where all your childhood dreams come true!

Left or Right? Minecraft Madness

Choices, choose, choose wisely, choose your destiny, choose your path, Crossroads, decision, Decision making, Dilemma, Direction, fork in the road, left, left or right, left or right turn, madness, Minecraft, navigation, Options, paths, right, uncertainty, Which way

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/100	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9108	Farms Harvested:	222
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t believe in rules! Want to build a giant toilet castle? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to do whatever the heck you want in the world of Minecraft. Choose your path – will you go left and discover a land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs? Or will you go right and find yourself in a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can eat your way to victory?

But beware, on this server, the mobs are not your typical Minecraft mobs. You might come across a zombie riding a unicorn or a skeleton playing the accordion. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles – let’s just say you might find yourself facing off against a giant chicken with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, left or right, the choice is yours – but either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

BoobieCraft

bazookas, boobies, boulders, Bust, euphemism for bosom, euphemism for breasts, euphemism for chest, favorite boobs, fun bags, Girls, Honkers, Hooters, jugs, knockers, melons, RACK, sweater puppies, Tatas, Twins

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/500	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that lack creativity and excitement? Join our wacky server where we refer to boobs as “jubblies” and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Melons hidden deep within the land! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a titillating adventure unlike any other!

Minecraft Mania

art, Community, creativity, digital art, exhausted, funny, furry art posting, Gaming, humor, illustration, internet culture, Mania, meme, Minecraft, obligatory, ONLINE, PEPEGA, sleep deprived, social media, streaming, tired, twitch

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/800	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Star Shards Collected:	126	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you furry art enthusiasts out there. Why? Because we have a designated gallery where you can post all your amazing furry creations for everyone to admire. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking animals who use their magical powers to keep the server running smoothly. So come join us and unleash your inner furry artist while uncovering the mysteries of our enchanted server!

IsraeLOL Conquered Yet? Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conquered, Diplomacy, gaza, History, international relations, Israel, Israeli, IsraeLOL, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Palestinian, peace process, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, War, West Bank

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/700	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Secret Passages Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles where the winner gets to ride a dragon into the sunset. Want to know if Israel is conquered yet? Well, on our server, anything is possible – you might just find yourself leading an army of chickens to victory!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is considering retirement. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few TNT explosions).

Crafty Advice: Wish u Knew at 20

Adulthood, advice, Experience, guidance, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, Mentorship, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

At our Minecraft server, we provide the ultimate life advice that will blow your mind and make you wonder why you didn’t join sooner! Picture this: at age 20, you are transported to a magical land filled with wise old villagers who will shower you with life-changing wisdom while mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, you won’t find this level of enlightenment anywhere else! Join now and level up your life while leveling up in-game. Because who needs real-world advice when you have a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility?

IsraelCraft

arab-israeli conflict, Conflict, Conquered, Diplomacy, gaza, History, international relations, Israel, IsraelCraft, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Military, occupation, peace process, Politics, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory, united nations, War, West Bank

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/700	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we are on a mission to conquer Israel in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a team of highly skilled players who have been training for this moment their whole lives. We have secret weapons, like diamond pickaxes that shoot fireballs and armor made of enchanted chicken feathers.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the desert, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our quest to conquer Israel in Minecraft and become a part of the most outrageous adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky pixels.