splatterpunk Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BrosBeforeBridesMC

bachelor party, best man, BrosBeforeBridesMC, canceling, extreme reaction, fiancé involvement, freaked out, friendship, group texts, hotel reservations, mistake, ORGANIZED, party planning, Planning, reading text messages, receipts, strip club, Strippers, Surprise, taking sides, wedding party

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dimension Hops:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no strippers but plenty of blocky fun! Just like Rick’s fiancé, Lisa, we like to keep things under control and make sure everyone is involved in the planning process.

Join us for a bachelor party like no other, where you’ll have to fill out paperwork for every block you place and provide receipts for every diamond you mine. Don’t worry, we’ll make sure Lisa approves of every move you make in the game.

So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of extreme organization and control. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one receipt at a time!

MirrorlessCraft

Appearance, body image, MirrorlessCraft, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-aware, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-critique, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-observation, self-perception, self-recognition

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

come join this cray cray minecraft server where you can see what you REALLY look like! no more reflections or photos, just pure unadulterated YOU! plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock secret powers like flying without wings and shooting diamonds out of your nose! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to discover your true self and become a minecraft legend!

DolphinMatingAcademy

adolescence, adult females, adult males, Animal Behavior, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal studies, animal training, Communication, Development, DolphinMatingAcademy, dolphins, learning, Male dolphins, Marine Biology, marine mammals, mating skills, Maturity, pretending, research, social play

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Potions Brewed:	86	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Towns Built:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

yo, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got dolphins who are out here playin’ pretend like they adults tryna find a mate! these dolphins be like “yo, i’m gonna practice my mating skills early so when i grow up, i’ll be a pro at gettin’ them lady dolphins!”

join this server if you wanna see dolphins actin’ all grown up before they even hit puberty, it’s like a soap opera but with fins! come chill with us and witness the drama unfold as these young dolphins strut their stuff and show off their mad skills. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Reunion SMP: Where families come together…to fight over resources and build elaborate monuments!

ADMIN, Anti Pay-to-Win, auction house, BUILD, claim system, Community, Diamond Economy, Discord Connectivity, elaborate, families, Fight, Graves, Homes, market, Moderator, Monuments, OWNER, Paid Cosmetics, Player Economy, Ranks, Resources, reunion, Roles, server costs, Shops, smp, together…to, vanilla tweaks, Webstore

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Features
IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Community Decided Features
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner	Go_ing
Admin	Foxy75, Splooshie
Moderator	Nix_Quinn_Dem

FAQs:

What is the server IP?

The server IP is reunionsmp.com.

Are there any special features on this server?

Community Decided Features
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

What items can be sold at the server market?

Players can only sell diamonds on the server market, which sell for $100 each. Players can create shops at spawn to sell items to other players using this money.

What are the server ranks and their benefits?

The server ranks provide cosmetic benefits only and help in covering server costs. More information can be found on the webstore or by using the command /ranks on the server.

Who are the current server staff members?

The current server staff members are:

Owner – Go_ing
Admin – Foxy75, Splooshie
Moderator – Nix_Quinn_Dem

MineGenshinCraft Server

character builds, character demo, clorinde, Current character banner, Current weapon banner, Daily check-in rewards, Discovery Collaboration Web Event, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, MineGenshinCraft, Mutual Security Enhancing Simulation, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But beware, for the treasure was guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who challenged the player to a dance-off for the loot. And let’s just say, our player had some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary potion that turns players into chickens for a day. Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house or mine for resources while clucking around like a chicken! It’s a hilarious challenge that will have you laughing until you cry.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and experience the wacky, wonderful world that awaits you. Who knows what crazy adventures and surprises lie in store? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!

LeftistCommuneMC Server: Join the Revolution!

agriculture, alternative lifestyle, byproduct producer, clothing production, communal living, community living, cooperative living, eco-friendly, environmentalism, ethical fashion, handmade goods, hybrid commune, Job, Join, leftist commune, LeftistCommuneMC, renewable resources, revolution, self-sufficiency, Server, small-scale farming, social justice, sustainable living, tailor

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Emeralds Found:	3576
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join our leftist hybrid commune and become a master byproduct producer/tailor!

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, on our server, you’ll be responsible for creating the most fashionable outfits made entirely out of byproducts. That’s right, forget diamonds and gold, we’re all about that rotten flesh and spider eyes couture!

But that’s not all – as a byproduct producer/tailor, you’ll also be in charge of maintaining our communal farm, where we grow only the finest crops fertilized with zombie brains and creeper dust. Trust us, your crops will never taste the same again!

So come join us on our server and show off your unique fashion sense and farming skills. Who knew being a byproduct producer/tailor could be so much fun?

MindBlock Minecraft Server

bewildering, beyond comprehension, crazy concept, difficult to understand, Enigmatic, hard to grasp, incomprehensible, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, mind-bogglingly complex, MindBlock, Minecraft, Mysterious, perplexing, puzzling, Server, surreal, unfathomable, wrap your head around

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, anything is possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of jumping off a cliff into a pool of lava and surviving because you’re wearing a suit made of fire-resistant obsidian. Or team up with your friends to take down a giant mutant creeper that’s terrorizing the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Racing League, where players compete in high-speed races on the backs of speedy chickens. And if you’re feeling brave, you can explore the mysterious Nether realm and battle it out with fearsome ghasts and pigmen.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your own creativity. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the fabled treasure of the Notchbeard pirates hidden deep within the ocean depths. Argh matey!

BlocktopiaSurvival

BlocktopiaSurvival, coping mechanisms, healing, Hope, inner strength, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, positive affirmations, reaching out, Recovery, resilience, seeking help, self love, self-care, suicide awareness, suicide hotline, Suicide prevention, suicide prevention resources, Support, Therapy

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a special potion that stops you from killing yourself in the game! That’s right, no more falling into lava or getting blown up by creepers. Join us and experience the thrill of knowing you can’t die in the game, no matter how hard you try! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and defy death in the most hilarious way possible!

KharkivCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

aggression, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, execute, Failed, international relations, Invasion, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Military Action, offensive, peace negotiations, president, Revenge, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Crops Grown:	3801	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Potions Brewed:	187	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server, bro? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, the other day, this dude Zelenskyy was talking about how russia totally failed to execute their new Kharkiv offensive, but like, who cares about that when you can be playing on this server, right?

join us for some crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or building a giant statue of a potato in the sky. we’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll pee your pants (not really, but like, almost).

plus, the community is like, totally rad. everyone is super chill and always down for a good time. so what are you waiting for, dude? join this server now and let the madness begin!

FlyingCarCraft

advancement, AIR TRAFFIC, convenience, Development, efficiency, Engineering, environmental impact, flying cars, FlyingCarCraft, Future, futuristic vehicles, Infrastructure, innovation, luxury, milestone, practical advantage, progress, society, Technology, Transportation, Urban planning

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have FLYING CARS cuz why not?? u can zoom around the map like a boss and show off to all ur friends. plus, the cars are made out of DIAMONDS so u know they’re fancy as heck. we even have a race track where u can compete against other players and win cool prizes like a pet dragon or a magical unicorn. so what r u waiting for?? hop on our server and start flying like a pro!