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InfoHoardingKids

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hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love building stuff and fighting creepers? well, do i have the server for u!

come join our server where children gather more info than they need, like seriously, they know what they need but they just keep gathering more and more. it’s like they have brain damage or something, but in a fun way!

our researchers say it’s because of immature working memory, but who cares about that when u can be building epic structures and battling mobs with ur friends?

so come on over to our server and join the chaos, trust me, u won’t regret it! just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re always sneaking up on u when u least expect it!

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Stinky SMP: Where the Mods Stink, the Resets Don’t Exist, and Chat Reports are a Myth!

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Stinky SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Special Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
Performance	Great performance with minimal client-side lag and high server specs
Gameplay	Safezone-Borderlands system for both peaceful and PvP gameplay
Special Mod	The Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in the Borderlands area but not in the Safezone area, unless with consent.

Q: Can I suggest custom origins for the Origins mod?

A: Yes, you can suggest custom origins, but they must be of high quality and balanced.

Q: Are there any server resets?

A: There have been no resets since May 2022, ensuring extreme longevity for players.

Q: How can I appeal a punishment on the server?

A: You can appeal any punishment by contacting the server moderators through the Discord channel.

Q: Is the server beginner-friendly?

A: Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels and playstyles, providing a welcoming community for everyone.

MemeQueen’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Yes, you heard that right – talking trees!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Llamas, where llamas rule the land and have their own llama parliament.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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CraftyCreeper83760587 in Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, CraftyCreeper83760587, Minecraft, No. 83760587, smp, why

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary enchanted potato, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who are experts in redstone engineering and llama yoga. So come on over and join the madness – just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond pants!

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SisSlob Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication Issues, dinner etiquette, Disgusting, disgusting habits, DISRESPECTFUL, EXTREME, family drama, family dynamics, gross behavior, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate photos, Minecraft, NSFW, personal boundaries, personal space, Rude, Server, SisSlob, sisterly love., social norms, yeast rash

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s yeast infection photos? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your family dynamics.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more shocking than receiving unsolicited NSFW pics from your own flesh and blood. We promise you won’t be bored, because we’ve got drama that even reality TV can’t compete with.

If you’re tired of boring servers and want to spice up your gaming life, come join us. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation that’s as awkward as explaining to your sister why sending those photos was a bad idea.

So, are you ready to dive into a world where boundaries are just a suggestion and anything goes? Join our server now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

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SisterlessWeddingDay

anger, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Elopement, emotional turmoil, estranged, family, guest list, Guilt, Invitation, mental health, parents, PRESSURE, reconciliation, regret, scolding, Siblings, sister, SisterlessWeddingDay, stress, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wedding like no other, where forgetting to invite your sister will have you questioning your entire existence.

Witness the epic saga of a bride who forgot about her sister Lisa, causing chaos and guilt to consume her on her special day. Will she scold her parents and risk their wrath, or will she let the drama unfold in front of all her guests?

But that’s not all – experience the thrill of trying to mend relationships on short notice, while dealing with the pressure of planning a wedding and keeping your mental health in check. Can you handle the stress and drama of it all?

Join our server now and dive into the madness of family dynamics and wedding planning gone wrong. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server?

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DataTransferCraft

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft on a server that’s, like, totally insane and wacky? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that break out into song and dance randomly.

oh, and did i mention that if u join this server, u get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons? yep, u heard that right. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so u know they’ll always have ur back.

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances on the server every full moon. so if u wanna catch a glimpse of the infamous legend, u better join now!

come join us on this wild ride of a server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. see u there, fellow minecrafters!

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DNArepairCraft

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LOLZ JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE FIX DNA BREAKS LIKE DDDR C FROM D RADIODURANS! WE SENSE AND STABILIZE DNA BREAKS WITH OUR WACKY LESION-RECOGNITION MECHANISM! COME JOIN US AND BE A DNA REPAIR WIZARD IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN FIX DNA LIKE A BOSS?! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #DNADREAMTEAM

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Join GTM ROLEPLAY where we take roleplaying way too seriously in Minecraft 1.20.4!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description
In this wonderful state, you can try yourself as a government official, an officer of the American army, a police officer, an FBI agent. Or maybe you want to try yourself as a criminal authority? Build your own gang? You can do all this on our server, but with the rules of the RP.
As for part-time jobs, you can try yourself as a miner, a lumberjack, a loader and a farmer. And you can also open your own business and become a cool businessman!
In our state, you can get an education, graduate from a driving school. After that, you can start a family, choose your life path. By the way, here you can buy the latest model of a minephone, as well as taste delicious ribs from KFC.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I be a government official on the server?	Yes, you can try yourself as a government official on the server.
Are there any rules for RP (Role-Playing) on the server?	Yes, all activities on the server must follow RP rules.
What part-time jobs can I take on the server?	You can try yourself as a miner, a lumberjack, a loader, a farmer, or even open your own business.
Is education available on the server?	Yes, you can get an education and even graduate from a driving school on the server.
What can I purchase on the server?	You can buy the latest model of a minephone and enjoy delicious ribs from KFC.

GameTested Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks and challenge other players to a dance-off on a floating platform in the sky.

Forget about user reviews, come experience the madness for yourself on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

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