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ZelenskyCraft: Victory Plan

Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Long-term goals, Military, Négotiation, peace talks, Plan, political news, strategy, Ukraine, Ukraine-US relations, upcoming meeting, US, Victory, victory plan, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? ukraine is all like “hey US, we got this super cool ‘victory plan’ we wanna show ya next month!” and zelensky is all excited and stuff. but like, what if the ‘victory plan’ is actually just a giant minecraft server they wanna show off? like, they’re gonna be like “hey US, forget about politics and stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! we got diamonds for days and creeper explosions for miles!” wouldn’t that be hilarious? so yeah, join our server for a chance to see ukraine’s secret ‘victory plan’ in action! who knows, maybe zelensky will even build a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks. you won’t wanna miss it, trust me.

Name: PronounceMyNameOrElse

Assertiveness, communication etiquette, correcting name pronunciation, personal boundaries, PronounceMyNameOrElse, Respect, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, self-advocacy, self-assertion, self-confidence, self-identity, social interactions

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

so, like, this server is, like, the best thing ever, like, seriously. u gotta join cuz, like, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. but, like, u gotta be careful cuz there’s, like, a giant creeper guarding it. but don’t worry, he’s, like, super friendly once u get to know him.

also, like, we have this, like, epic quest where u gotta find the lost city of bacon. yeah, u heard me right, bacon. and, like, once u find it, u gotta, like, battle a horde of zombie pigs to claim the bacon throne. it’s, like, totally insane, but so worth it.

oh, and did i mention we have, like, a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s, like, the hottest ride in town. literally. but, like, don’t worry, we have, like, fireproof suits for everyone.

so, like, if u wanna have the time of ur life and, like, make some new friends, u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, the best time to correct someone for mispronouncing ur name is the first time; the next best time is never.

CraftyCocaine: 17th Century Surprise!

17th, 17th century, addiction, Assumptions, brain studies, Brains, Century, chemistry, cocaine, Cocaine use, CraftyCocaine, discovery, drug use, Drugs, Europe, European, european history, Evidence, historical, History, Narcotics, neuroscience, research, Surprise

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Enchantments Applied:	196	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server cuz we got cocaine found in 17th-century european brains up in here! that’s right, 200 years earlier than anyone thought! come get high on history while you mine and craft your way to victory! who knew those old europeans were partying so hard back in the day? join now for a wild ride through time and space (well, just time actually) and see what other crazy surprises we have in store for you! trust us, this server is lit AF!

GraduationCraft – What The Block is Going On?!

abandoning fans, BLOCK, ceremonious ritual, continuing love, Existence, fan loyalty, fan relationship, fan support, Fans, Graduation, GraduationCraft, love, online presence, point of graduation, Real Love, streaming, virtual community, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, VTuber graduation

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Dragon Eggs Found:	8626	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of graduating from servers that just abandon you like yesterday’s leftovers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to love and cherish you until the end of time! Our virtual YouTubers will never graduate, they’ll be there for you always, lurking in the shadows, ready to entertain you with their pixelated antics.

Join our server and become part of a community where graduation is just a myth, and the love for our fans is eternal. Who needs a fancy ceremony when you can have endless fun and shenanigans with us? So why wait? Join now and experience the never-ending love and entertainment that only our server can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: /wvt/ – Wild West VTubers

Aggie, Aus, chickens, choc, cytube, discord drama, English Speaking VTubers, Gundam Edition, koikatsu cards, koopa, Minecraft, nina, ref sheets, smp, tiermaker, twitch, Twitter Drama, vrt, VT, Vtubers, West, western vtubers, Wild, Wool, wvt

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crops Grown:	3051
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we build giant Gundams and battle it out in epic robot fights! Join us for a chance to pilot your own mech and conquer the server with your mechanical prowess.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground chicken cult led by the one and only OurChickenLife, where we sacrifice poultry to the Minecraft gods for good luck in battle.

If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and giant robot chickens. Who knows, you might even become the next Gundam champion of our wacky world!

BengaliThreadsMCServer

Bengali clothes, BengaliThreadsMCServer, cultural appreciation, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, cultural norms, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, cultural sensitivity training, Cultural traditions, cultural understanding, cultural wear, fashion, gift, Marginalized, partner’s mother, South Asian, white woman

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1279
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can express yourself through fashion and culture? Look no further than our server, where you can wear Bengali clothes gifted to you by your partner’s mom without fear of cultural appropriation! Join us for a truly unique and inclusive gaming experience. Plus, rumor has it that wearing Bengali clothes in-game gives you special powers like flying and shooting rainbow lasers from your eyes. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and show off your fabulous style! 🌈💫 #FashionForwardMinecrafters #CulturalAppropriationWho?

NoNameNoShameMC

digital identity, friendship, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Identity, internet relationships, lying.., NoNameNoShameMC, online communication, online friends, online friendships, online gaming, online gaming community, online gaming culture, online identity, online persona, online relationships, personal boundaries, privacy, real name, virtual friendships

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of being called by your real name? Do you want to live a double life without any consequences? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s a completely made-up persona like “Leah” or “Lyssa” or “Bob the Builder”.

Just like this 26F gamer, who pretended to be someone else for 5 whole years and made lifelong friends in the process. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual friends who don’t even know your real name?

Join us and create your own identity crisis, because why be yourself when you can be a completely different person online? Plus, we have virtual blocks to build with, so you can distract yourself from the existential crisis of living a double life.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your moral compass, but who needs that anyway?).

No Clooney, No Showey!

Actor, Casting, Character, Clooney, dislike, Entertainment, film, Movie, opinion, Performance, personal taste, Preferences, Screen, Show, Showey, stop watching, talent, television, turn off, unappealing

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchantments Applied:	71
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of watching movies and shows only to have your enjoyment ruined by a certain actor? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, that actor doesn’t exist! That’s right, we’ve banned them from our virtual world so you can enjoy your favorite content without any interruptions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help them in their quest for world domination, or fight against them and protect humanity from the impending chicken apocalypse.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where your favorite actor is nowhere to be found and chickens are the true rulers of the land. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

controversial statement, court case, crime, freedom of speech, JOKE, judicial decision, justice system, Legal System, Minecraft, penal, PENSIONER, playhouse, political commentary, political humor, prison sentence, pun, putin, Putins, russia, satire, Server, Siberian, social media, suspended sentence, viral news

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Emeralds Found:	847
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Farms Harvested:	593	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

CraftyTerroristsDelhiMumbai

CraftyTerroristsDelhiMumbai, Delhi, derailment, extremist, Followers, law enforcement, Mumbai, ONLINE, Pakistan, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, social media, Telegram, Terrorism, Terrorist, Threats, Trains, Video, violence, viral

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	151
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and become a master builder in a world where anything is possible!

Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle when suddenly, a group of Pakistan-based terrorists show up and challenge you to a build battle! Will you outbuild them and save the day? Only on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll uncover a treasure trove of diamonds and gold. But be careful, because the dungeon is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can dance. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!