Spitting MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SnotBlockerzMC

SPITTING, Airbnb, blowing nose, consideration, garbage bin

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing your nose into a garbage bin is not only accepted, but encouraged! Our community thrives on the unique scent of used tissues and the thrill of sharing hair brushes without washing them.

Join us for the ultimate germaphobe nightmare, where spitting on the ground is a sign of respect and using toilet paper as tissues is the norm. Explore our world filled with questionable hygiene practices and never worry about feeling clean again!

So come on in and experience the joy of grossing out your significant other with our one-of-a-kind server. Who needs tissues when you have toilet paper and paper towels at your disposal? Don’t miss out on the chance to embrace your inner germaphobe and join us today!

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SpitCraft Minecraft Server

virtual actions, cemetery etiquette, rude gestures, press S, digital behavior

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to press S to spit and press F to piss on graves! Why, you ask? Well, because why not?!

Join us as we embark on epic adventures filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Steve’s pet pig, Porkchop, who will guide you on quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong bladder, because things are about to get crazy!

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SpitCraft Minecraft Server

expectoration, bodily fluids, rude behavior, saliva expulsion behavior, saliva expulsion

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because S to Spit is here to shake things up! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and befriending talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can make all your Minecraft dreams come true. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to the land of rainbow sheep and candy mountains.

So why wait? Join S to Spit today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

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BlockyBrit Minecraft Server

Server, Roman military strategy, ancient warfare, Minecraft, roman legions

Welcome to TRIARII edish, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens. But fear not, for our player was armed with a diamond sword that shot out rainbow lasers! They fought bravely, slaying the zombie chickens left and right until they emerged victorious, covered in feathers and glory.

But that’s not all! On TRIARII edish, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, build castles in the clouds, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding.

So come join us at TRIARII edish, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

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CraftyFantasyMC Server

CraftyFantasyMC, wiki advanced grids, Tales of Arcarum, gbf, False Heroes

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old drops and events? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Literally, we have an Earth Militis Weapon Uncaps event that will have you wielding weapons like never before. And don’t even get me started on our Europa Character CD – it’s a banger!

But wait, there’s more! Our recent Extra Drops Campaign will have you swimming in loot like a pig in mud. And who wouldn’t want to join a server with a Side Story called Kappa Summer Chronicles? It’s like a summer blockbuster, but in Minecraft form.

Plus, our upcoming Tower of Babyl event will have you climbing layers like a pro. And let’s not forget about the False Heroes rerun – because who doesn’t love a good villain comeback story?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to read the FAQ first – it’s like your survival guide in this crazy Minecraft world. See you there!

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DinnerPartyRage Minecraft Server

peanuts, BETRAYAL, party etiquette, dinner party, DinnerPartyRage

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! We promise not to force you to eat virtual vegetables, but we can’t guarantee you won’t have a reaction to our virtual food. Our cheesy breadsticks, sliders, and ice cream may seem harmless, but who knows what crazy ingredients we throw in there for a surprise twist!

One player had such a severe allergic reaction to our “Beyond Meat” that they had to be rushed to the virtual ER. Turns out, our beans and peas can trigger virtual peanut reactions – who would have thought? But hey, at least they got a free ride in a virtual ambulance!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with unexpected twists, insane recipes, and virtual medical emergencies, look no further. Just make sure to have your virtual EpiPen ready, because you never know what might happen next!

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SibSquad vs. StepCrew: Dad Edition

extended family, family dynamics, family priorities, Edition, family conflict

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us if you want to escape the chaos of blended families and step-siblings trying to take over your life.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life drama. No more fighting over who gets to go to BBQs or grandparent sleepovers – you can have it all to yourself!

Forget about your dad putting his foot down and telling you who you can and can’t talk to. On our server, you make the rules and decide who your family is – even if it’s just you and your trusty Minecraft pet.

So come join us and let’s build a family that’s truly yours, without all the crazy step-sibling drama. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family that’s always there for you? Let’s block out the haters and craft our own happy endings!

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RenewableWaste Minecraft Server

climate change, energy consumption, electricity production, energy expansion, power generation

so liek, u kno how in minecraft u got all these solar panels and windmills makin power for u, but then u got nowhere to put it all? well dis server is like dat but on steroids, bro. we got so much renewable energy goin on dat the grids can’t handle it and all dat power is just goin to waste. it’s like a crazy party where no one invited the power lines, lmao.

join dis server if u wanna see what happens when u got too much green energy and not enough places to put it. it’s like a real-life minecraft glitch, but way funnier. come join us and witness the chaos of renewable energy gone wild. trust me, u won’t wanna miss dis!

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MarriageCraft: No Kiddie Weddings

Africa, legal reform, Child protection, WOMENS RIGHTS, underage marriage

so, like, on this epic minecraft server, we ban child marriage too! yasss, we got a new bill and everything. join us and help fight against child marriage by building dope structures and slaying dragons. who knew minecraft could be so woke, amirite? come join the fun and be a part of this epic movement. let’s build a world where kids can just be kids and not worry about getting hitched. let’s do this, gamers!

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MintyFreshCraft

scent, agreed-upon, Dental, Cooling, Fragrance

join this minecraft server if you want to escape the tyranny of mint! we are a mint-free zone, where the only scent you’ll be smelling is the sweet aroma of freshly baked cookies. our server is run by a group of cookie-loving unicorns who will guide you through epic quests and challenges.

imagine riding on the back of a rainbow-colored llama as you battle against hordes of evil mint monsters. or building a castle made entirely out of cookies and defending it from a giant gingerbread man.

we also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with our resident DJ, a funky chicken named Disco Cluck.

so come join us on this mint-free adventure and experience the sweetest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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